Eileen kicks off her blog, “What is this, a dinner party or the Spanish Inquisition? I don’t think I’ve shied away from discussing the details of how Vincent and I met (remember that time when Brandi threw wine in my face?), despite the fact that it really is nobody’s business. Oh and by the way, everyone has moved on! Well, almost everyone…If a friend wants to “get to know” me, I’m happy to answer anything. Lisa V.’s questions seemed far from friendly, but OK.”
Lisa kicks off her blog with a funny, “Let’s start this week’s blog with a riddle. Question: What happens when you take a handful of housewives out of Beverly Hills and put them in the Hamptons? Answer: They turn into a bunch of ridiculous, judgmental bitches. LOL!”
The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills are now holding the Hamptons hostage. Lisa Vanderpump is pissy because she’s forced to stay in a cut-rate hotel, to attend a party Farrah Abraham is crashing, to celebrate the cover of a magazine literally no one has heard of. As Bethenny Frankel said, “Is it like one of those free magazines?”
Worst of all: Lisa must pretend to be happy about this so-called honor and has dragged poor Ken along for the ride. Did Ken not look about ready to lie down under the wheels of somebody’s limo just to make the high pitched voices stop? Ken-Aged-70 isn’t over the hill, he’s over it ALL.
Still stranded at the White Party, over dinner Lisa morphs into a CIA Investigator, one step away from waterboarding Eileen Davidson with a Chanel purse and a Vodka Tonic, as she asked probing questions, carefully worded in provocative terms, about Eileen’s marriages – specifically how Eileen met Vinny and when.
The recently ailing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Yolanda Foster has officially filed for divorce from her husband of four years,David Foster. The Dutch former model’s documents were filed at the Los Angeles Superior court yesterday and the grounds for the decoupling, ‘irreconcilable differences.’ The marriage is Yolanda’s second and David’s fourth.
News of the Fosters’ divorce came as a shock to viewers of the reality show, as the pair always appeared so loving and caring towards one another. On December 1 of last year, the Fosters made the decision to release a statement explaining why chose to part company:
Andy brings up the ignorant comment David Foster made to Lisa followingYolanda Foster‘s explant surgery: “Ken has better tits than her now… bigger.” Lisa defends David, saying, “I think David tries to make light of everything and he was just kind of throwing some levity into what has been a pretty depressing situation.”
On whether or not David and Yolanda‘s split took her by surprise, Lisa says, “I didn’t see it coming. Not at all. I was absolutely blindsided by that. There was a lot of ‘my love’ and I know it’s been challenging for sure but I’m really sad to see it because I love them together as a couple.”
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Kyle Richards took to Instagram recently to do a little boasting about her husband Mauricio Umansky’s major real estate kill, the sale of a nearly 15,000 sq. ft. Beverly Hills manse that sold for a cool $43.5 million (pictured). The property’s picture was posted on the social media site along with the words…”So proud. Love this team #recordbreaking….” Even though Kyle was ecstatic that her husband of 20 years and CEO of The Agency managed to get another notch in his selling belt, some of her fans didn’t join in on her celebratory posting.
Many of Kyle’s followers thought she was being a braggart with regards to the mild-mannered post and did not appreciate, what they perceived to be the flaunting of her wealth in their faces. Mauricio, who is also featured on RHOBH, is the No. 3 realtor in the country and No. 1 in California according to Real Trends, Inc., a leading source of analysis on the real estate industry. The Agency’s sales volume totals an estimated $604,339,372 according to Real Trends, so the power pair are not hurting for dollars.