Real Housewives of Miami'sJoanna Krupa isn't known to mince words, and she's certainly not going to start while she's out and about promoting the upcoming season of the hit Bravo franchise which premiere this coming Monday night at 9 PM.
The outspoken model, newlywed, former Joe Francis conquest, and PETA activist has a sharp tongue when it comes to her co-stars, and Joanna seems pretty determined to bring the drama on RHOM third go-round. After all, drama seems to equal relevance when you're a Bravolebrity!
You know, it's a shocker that Adriana de Moura and Joanna Krupa aren't biffles. Maybe the Real Housewives of Miami stars are just too much alike to get along. To be honest, but for their hair color, they could practically be the same person. Both ladies have explosive tempers, flawless figures, and potty mouths, and they strive to always be the center of attention while stringing along the men in their lives. Wonder twin powers, activate! Form of: silicone ice, shape of: boobalicious Bravolebrity!
Now Adriana is following in Joanna's PETA footsteps, and now she's starring in her own animal empowering photo shoot.
If you watched Monday night's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (and didn't skip the commercials like I did), you may have already seen this little gem, but for the rest of us – here it is. Bravo is really getting into these fun promo videos/commercials! They did give us a sneak peek back in June, showing us a glimpse of what we can expect. This promo is a nice little teaser without showing too much of the good stuff just yet.
From what I've observed, if you're going to be a Bravo housewife, your future can take three possible paths—or any combination of the three, which takes serious talent (Kim Zolciak Biermann has pulled off the triple crown of housewives). These ladies either get their own spin-off, create their own pink, bubbly, wine cooler-ish alcoholic beverage, or lose their homes (granted Kim's was a rental) while attempting to live outside their means.
"I definitely want to," Joanna says of getting pregnant, "but not in the near future. But who knows? Sometimes things happen after too many vodka tonics at Mynt!"
"If we have a boy, I pray he looks like Romain because he was the cutest little boy," Joanna shares with The Dish. "And I'd want a girl to look like me! But I'd really love to have twins. My dad's a twin and they say it skips a generation. I'd love that. Wham, bam and be done with it!"
Joanna was hanging out and playing hostess at the Rehab Bikini Invitational inside Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Vegas. The new Mrs. Zago even showed off her hula hooping skills during the party, but she did manage to keep her feet on the ground this time and not on any tables.
Joanna Krupa's wedding will be part of her season 3 storyline on Real Housewives of Miami, but she's been sharing photos and details from the wedding and bachelorette party ahead of the series premiere (set for August 12th).
Looking at the photos, we can see that in the new season of RHOM, we can expect to see dancing on tables, blowup dolls and some gorgeous gowns. Hopefully Joanna's bachelorette party won't be on the same level as Tamra Barney's. At least if there are strippers involved, they'll be experienced Vegas strippers and not the raunchy molesty kind from Puerto Vallarta.
Above Joanna shared, "Goofing around w Chris at the end of the wedding nite not wanting to leave lol @SybariteDesigns."