Here's a Monday afternoon gift for you – Joanna Krupa bikini photos. Actually, Joanna Krupa in a bikini..doing handstands! Double bonus. You know your week is now complete.
The Real Housewives of Miami star let it all hang out this weekend as she hung out near the pool with her friend and husband Romain Zago. Joanna frolicked around the yard in pink bikini, chasing her dog and then doing handstands against the glass door. She did take a quick dip in the pool, but looking at the full set of photos earlier, I don't think she actually got wet… She spent the rest of the afternoon hanging out and looking gorgeous on her lounge chair.
The reality TV viewer numbers for Sunday and Monday are in – and the Real Housewives of Atlanta are back with a bang! The season six premiere pulled in 3.108 million viewers. No doubt RHOA will remain Bravo's number one show.
Lisa explains that she was looking forward to a girls weekend in Vegas and she may have gotten a little carried away. "Watching the end of this episode had me cringing with embarrassment. I definitely did not realize how much I had to drink and wish I was more self-conscious of my behavior."
She apologizes for the messy way she behaved. "This episode was definitely not my best moment on TV. I want to apologize to my husband, friends, family and fans for the way I acted during Vegas. I am human and we all make mistakes. I love to have fun, but not in that way."
Last nightJoanna Krupa made it down the aisle on Real Housewives of Miami, but not without some serious hijinks! Like oversleeping, missing her flight, and ending up on a cheeseball pseudo-dramatic roadtrip to San Diego with Lea Black driving like a bitch out of hell.
After the epic bachelorette party, Joanna leaps out of bed in full makeup only to learn that she's tragically late. She rouses the other girls, whose lack of artifice make me think that perhaps they really did over-sleep. Lisa Hochstein and Joanna have forgiven each other for their drunken whore-gument the night before. Lisa is passed out on the floor or something and has no recollection of storming off the party bus after humping the open bar. Which is for the best.
Everyone scrambles to get ready, choose the perfect accessories and 6" heels for travel, while Lea actually arranges said travel. They end up renting an SUV, getting stranded in the dessert when Fembot needs to stop to vomit up nuts, bolts, and silicone and Adriana de Moura attempts to pee against the wind in a flowy maxi dress and some serious stripper heels. Again, who wears that on a ROAD TRIP. It's called JEANS. Well at least everyone is having fun, not taking things too seriously, and joking about the drunken antics.
Since Joanna is trying to be nice she invited the entire RHOM crew, including Adriana de Moura. There were strict instructions that Adriana had to be on sedatives. Adriana's half-hearted apology to Lea Black didn't really patch things up, so they too still have an awkward tension.
Lisa is thrilled to be getting away form Lenny 'cause they're having issues and she needs to let loose and get drunk. Fembot's adventures in Vegas are a recipe for disaster! First of all, Joanna makes all the ladies fly coach, which is hilarious. Lea is scrambling to stuff one of her 6000 purses in the carry-on hold and seems on the brink of meltdown. I swear Lisa probably almost missed the flight sprinting through the airport looking for an ATM when she realized you had to pay for booze in coach!
Lenny and Lisa Hochstein threw their 7th annual Halloween Ball, which benefits the Make-A-Wish Foundation and we have the photos for you!
Several of Lisa'sReal Housewives of Miami co-stars made an appearance at the party on Friday night, but only Marysol Patton opted to dress up for the event – going as a school girl. Lea Black and Karent Sierra both posed for pictures with Lisa, but both wore simple all black ensembles. No slutty costumes for those two!
Lisa and Lenny went all out with some creepy and bloody displays around their mansion, as well as entertaining several dozen interesting guests….
No word yet on how much money they raised for the charity.
Sometimes the Real Housewives of Miami castmates seem friendly-ish, as in the get along to get along and sometimes Alexia seems to positively despise Lea and feel forced to maintain a public friendship for the sake of convenience. Yet she still refers to her as a 'friend'.
"Aren't you happy that we all finally seem to be getting along and moving forward? I sure am! I've tried not to get involved and respect all the ladies feelings and opinions in regards to their personal situations and friendships," Alexiabegins in her Bravo blog.
Apparently Alexia understands why everyone is still annoyed with Lisa Hochstein, however, despite that they're all friends now, or something.