Real Housewives of Miami

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We’ve been ranking all the Real Housewives from every season, every franchise and its finally down to the final few. The queens of Bravo, if you will. Click here for Part 1 and Part 2 of our ranking.

What separates a good Housewife from a great one? For me, it’s the longevity of their dramas. Will their actions or comments forever define a franchise as Teresa Giudice‘s table flip did for New Jersey, or NeNe Leakes‘ “Close your legs to married men, Wig!” on Atlanta? A great Housewife doesn’t necessarily have to be likable, but she does have to be memorable, and defining. When you think of a particular show which Housewife comes to mind.

Below, is our top Housewives from Real Housewives Of New JerseyReal Housewives Of PotomacReal Housewives Of New York, Beverly Hills, Atlanta, Dallas, Miami, and Orange County.

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Reality Tea is ranking of every, single Housewife from every, single season from almost every Real Housewives franchise. You can find Part 1 of our rankings here. Now we finally return with Part 2 (aka the big ole mush in the middle)!

In Part 1 we mostly covered most Housewives who were either too crazy to be legit, or didn’t make much of an impact, or were just so miscast and off it was painful. Some of them were too nice, or too timid, or not rich enough, or too desperate. If she’s only a Housewife for a season, there’s usually a reason!

Below we continue to analyze and dissect the ladies from Real Housewives Of New JerseyReal Housewives Of AtlantaReal Housewives Of PotomacReal Housewives Of New YorkReal Housewives Of Beverly HillsReal Housewives Of DallasReal Housewives of Miami, and Real Housewives Of Orange County. We’re skipping the short-lived Real Housewives Of DC, because no one even remembers who they are. Well except for one…

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I cannot believe that this legal battle between Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa is still a hot news topic. This whole thing has been dragging on for too long. During a 2013 Watch What Happens Live episode, Brandi said that Joanna had an affair with Yolanda Foster’s ex husband Mohamed Hadid and that he said Joanna’s vagina smelled in a conversation that Lisa Vanderpump was allegedly present for. Obviously that comment didn’t sit well with Joanna and she filed suit against Glanville and it’s been crazy drama ever since.

Now, Joanna has been court ordered to hand over her gynecological records, financial records, and there are a plethora of Bravolebrities continuing to be pulled into the case as witnesses.

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Reality Tea is ranking ALL the Housewives from every season and every city! Our list is broken down into three parts with Housewives ranked from worst to ‘best’ (or best of the worst, if you will). Below is Part 1.

What makes a superior species of Housewives? Is it class? Money? Fabulous plastic surgery and good shoes? Beautiful home? A revolving door of crazy that keeps us on our cheaply-clad toes? Is it a supportive husband? An in-home zoo of fabulous miniature fluff balls clad in their own designer wardrobe? Is it a witty zinger or indispensable advice? Is it their ability to rewrite history without irony? To crack open the egg of their emotional travails in front of cameras? Or is it their ability to deftly control the scenery while cracking a Chanel whip?

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Luann de Lesseps has been busy detoxing after the last season of The Real Housewives of New York and moved on to planning her New Year’s Eve wedding to Tom D’Agostino. This weekend they celebrated with bachelor and bachelorette parties.

Tom and his crew headed off to Vegas while Luann partied with her girls in Miami. Sadly, from the way it appears on Instagram, none of Luann’s RHONY co-stars were invited!

Alexia Eehevarria with husband Herman

Former Real Housewives of Miami cast member Alexia Echevarria’s ex-husband Herman Echevarria has died. You probably remember Herman from his appearances while Alexia was a cast member on the (seemingly cancelled) Real Housewives of Miami because they worked together as founders of Venue magazine. This is very sad news and at this point the cause of death is unclear. Herman was found dead in his room at the Epic Hotel in Miami, Florida on Monday September 26.

Reportedly people found it odd that Herman wasn’t answering his phone and that is when his body was found dead in his room. There is no official cause of death at this point, but it is rumored that he passed away from a heart attack.

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Brandi Glanville in White Lace

Brandi Glanville believes hugs could end her lawsuit with Joanna Krupa, but Joanna is actually upping the ante after depositions eviscerated Brandi’s claims that Joanna had an affair with Mohamed Hadid!

Joanna sued the former Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star for slander and defamation after Brandi made multiple comments accusing Joanna of having a smelly crotch, which Brandi says she was told by Mohamed. Brandi also alleges that Mohamed and the one-time Real Housewives Of Miami star had a an affair, which is why his marriage to Yolanda Foster Hadid ended.

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Famously Single recap

These former Real Housewives of Miami stars will really do whatever they can to have pop cultural relevancy. First you have Joanna Krupa for really doing the most and suing Brandi Glanville for comments that she made about Joanna’s below the waist odor on Watch What Happens Live.

And now Lea Black decided to diss both Joanna and Brandi in a tweet in an obvious bid to get some attention. The ironic part about this whole thing is that Joanna made this way more dramatic and public than it ever was by dragging it out with this slander lawsuit. Because now, even more people are talking about the alleged scent of her vaginal area.

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