Y'all know ol' Jillousy Zarin is over the moon with all the Bravo firing rumors. For such a long time, Jill has been stewing over getting the ax from Real Housewives of New York, and now she may actually have some peeps with whom to commiserate even if they are all on the east coast.
Gretchen and Slade joined Access Hollywood for a celebrity golf tournament at the Sandals resort this weekend. Gretchen showed off not only her bikini body, but her skills and flexibility during a round of "hot limbo" and was photographed playing in the sand and surf with Slade and….. a pig?. <insert Vicki G jokes here>
Gretchen Tweeted, "Just landed in Miami! So excited for our vacation in Bahamas for the @AccessHollywood golf tournament this weekend."
Well, well, well… who didn't see it coming that Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley are putting their wedding on hold until they get a limited episode wedding special! OK – maybe I added that last part!
The couple that has been seen having major issues on Real Housewives of Orange County shares they haven't been getting along so well as of late… #PublicityStunt?
Gretchen admits they are at an impasse about what they want for their future. She: wants a sperm donor and a spinoff where she can play up the whole single mom thing! That's a new one for Bravo, right?! He: wants a wedding and a spinoff about said wedding.
“We are not full into planning because we’ve been a little bit fighting,” Gretchenconfesses to Celebuzz. “I want a baby and he wants a wedding.”
I cannot believe I am about to type the following sentences. I mean if you could see my face right now, you would see me with my mouth hanging open. Gretchen Rossi has some lofty, lofty ambition, y'all!
"We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That's the goal,” Gretchengushed to Life & Style. “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.” Oh rllllyyy… well, perhaps she needs to borrow some money from Angie and Brad if that's her plan cause um… well, you know…
Alexis Bellino…she'd be one of my favorites on Real Housewives of Orange County if she just wasn't so wishy-washy. While she's inadvertently hilarious with her one-liners and her sometimes holier than thou attitude, I feel like Alexis is finally learning the ropes. Latch onto the Alpha…and do it better than Gretchen Rossi did! We all know that Alexis has forged a deep friendship (at least in her naive and misguided mind) with Vicki Gunvalson, and she's convinced it's the real deal. Did she not watch the seasons before she started on RHOC? I do feel that Alexis tries her best to be genuine, and I hope for her sake that she is able to stay on Vicki's good side!
Of course, as she learns how to play the Bravo game, Alexis is also learning how to keep the media buzzing. Will she or won't she? Alexis is staying mum about whether she'll be returning for another season of RHOC. This all sounds strangely reminiscent, doesn't it?
If you're not watching Tamra's OC Wedding (and chances are, you're not), you still can't get away from it! Tamra Barney, the self-proclaimed "hottest housewife," is banking on that determination while sharing more about her wedding planning insanity…namely why frenemies Gretchen Rossi and Alexis Bellino made an appearance at her big day. Duh! Paycheck by Bravo!
Speaking to the Wet Paint, Tamra shares why she chose Heather Dubrow and Vicki Gunvalson as bridesmaids, saying, "Heather and I are really close. We have been from the minute we met each other. Vicki and I go up and down, but we always seem to make up. I couldn’t imagine her not being up there with me."