I had to resist the urge to write this post in all capital letters because I could not agree more with Kenya Moore‘s blog this week. So much so, I want to scream it! Sing it while twirling down the middle of a busy street! Send a copy of it to her Real Housewives of Atlanta co-stars! I will spare you the capital letters, but I can’t promise I won’t twirl here or there. #Kidding #NotCrazy #NotTwirling
“Brandon is the funny to my bone and the little brother I’ve always wanted. He is my constant source of sunshine. His impersonations and jokes always have me in stitches. ‘Really B*tch‘ was inspired by all the hypocrites and contrarians that are verbose when it comes to maligning me. i.e., I’m a whore but I can’t get a man, I’m fake but two new Housewives got their boobs done this year, I paid a man to play my boyfriend but I’m broke,” shares Kenya. “These ridiculous oxymoronic statements never cease to amaze me as to how they would be spoken from anyone’s mouth.”
Is this a case of art imitating delusions or hope imitating art? Kenya Moore just announced that she’s working a sitcom called ‘Life Twirls On‘ based on her experiences. And for that Kenya is getting married… On TV!
Kenya, wearing a wedding gown, announced a casting call for extras to appear as guests in the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star’s sitcom wedding. In which the groom is just as fantastical, MIA, and invisible as they are in real life!
It’s no secret that Porsha Williams and Kenya Moore despise each other – and despite Apollo Nida admitting that he lied about Kenya propositioning him in LA, Porsha isn’t so sure we’re getting the whole truth. But one thing she is sure of is that she and Kenya will never be friends!
Oh lord, Porsha is about to be called the ultimate “slut-shamer” because despite what we’ve learned she’s questioning some facts – and unabashedly defending Phaedra Parks‘ “Whore-Moore” reaction.
“When this whole affair took place two years ago, even though I wasn’t that close to Phaedra at the time, I felt her pain. I know what it is like to be with someone who isn’t faithful. I can’t imagine how it must have felt to think your husband is possibly sleeping with a co-worker or being inappropriate,” the Real Housewives Of Atlanta extra says. (“Affair?)
If Cynthia Bailey wants to celebrate bringing sexy back without NeNe Leakes and Porsha Williams around, I say, so be it. I definitely don’t blame her and I certainly don’t think she needs to defend herself. Nevertheless Cynthia took to her blog to explain her decision to not invite NeNe and Porsha to her party on this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Short and sweet: “I did not invite NeNe since we no longer were friends.”
Cynthia shared, “I chose not invite Porsha to my Ebony Magazine party since she spoke negatively about me on WWHL. I was under the impression we had always gotten along without any real issues. The first time I met Porsha was with NeNe at the home of her grandfather, Hosea Williams. I was excited to meet the granddaughter of such a legendary historical black leader. I was impressed by her strength and commitment to her grandfather’s legacy. I’m led to believe Porsha’s unkind remarks in her interview were directed toward me because I did not support her actions at the reunion.”
Kandi addressed the fact that she bought a house very very very close to her own for Mama Joyce. Did I mention it’s close?!? The thought of Mama Joyce within walking distance gives me hives, but she isn’t my mama. Kandi obviously feels differently. When asked if she was worried about Mama Joyce being so close, Kandi said, “No, not at all. It would be easier for me to stop by and check on her. She is getting older, so the closer the better.” That’s understandable – but Mama Joyce isn’t sane. Good luck, Kandi. LOL
Kandi added that Joyce and Todd are “cordial” these days, but she admitted that Joyce wanting an apology from Sharon is ridiculous. “I have no idea how my mom thinks Todd‘s mom should apologize when she won’t apologize for the things that she said.”
Apollo told Phaedra he wanted a divorce and is seen meeting with a divorce attorney on next week’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta episode remains optimistic that they’ll work it out. Speaking from prison he admits, “Yes, we’ve had problems — especially over the last year — but we’ve gotten on terms now where I can call her and it’s cordial.”
NeNe Leakes kept her the Real Housewives of Atlanta blog short – but not so sweet – this week. I imagine she’ll have a lot more to say when she’s back in Atlanta on next Sunday’s episode. I can hardly wait.
Along with a link to her blog, NeNe tweeted, “There is no need 4 me 2 waste words on people who deserve my silence. So I’ll let you b the judge … #TheThirstIsREAL.” NeNe silent? Only in my dreams! Of course those people include Cynthia Bailey, Apollo Nida, and Kenya Moore.
NeNe thanked those who supported her in Las Vegas, adding, “We’ve got one woman working in Vegas at Zumanity doing something different and out of the box, while the others sit around a bar to gossip and lie.”
Love her or hate her, you cannot deny that Kenya Moore isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Personally, I really enjoy the oh so shady and slightly unbalanced Real Housewives of Atlanta star. <backs away slowly> I’ll show myself out for that admission, but before I go, I leave you with The Name Game with Kenya.
When asked what first comes to mind about NeNe Leakes, Kenya mimicked her egomaniacal RHOA co-star, “Oh, honey. NeNe Leakes, honey. When you talk about NeNe Leakes, see, I’m above all these women, see. I am part of Real Housewives of Atlanta, see, but I have evolved. I am a rich bitch. OMG, I just pulled my wig off! Bloop!”