It’s like you took the penicillin, you thought the infection was clearing up just fine, and wham! It comes creeping right back. Thus the cycle of Vanderpump Rules starlets continues: from lovers, to exes, to icky BMW hookups, and finally (the last stop on any VPR tour) white hot rage and remorse!
Caught partying with Scheana Marie at Foxwoods Resort in CT over the weekend, Kristen Doute decided to direct her rage at one-time-boyfriend James Kennedy. When asked if she’d seen James lately, Kristen snarked, “James and I don’t exist ever. Actually that’s the first I have said that name in a really long time. Like who?” finally adding, “No. He can die in hell.” Well…alrighty then!
Dorinda Medley began this season of The Real Housewives of New York in the hot seat, so she was relieved to be more of a bit part character last week. Calling her RHONY castmates “killer sharks,” Dorinda jokes that “the moment they stop moving, stop preying, stop stinging, they die.” So, who are they zeroed in on now? Newbie Jules Wainstein, of course!
Dorinda is relieved, but wary. “This week, it’s a relief to see there’s been a cosmic shift away from ME. I’m not in the crosshairs, but like I said last week, that means Jules is in the hot seat, and this one has been set to ROAST.” She adds, “So by now, you’ve seen that Jules is on the spit, getting turned very slowly.Sonja [Morgan’s] on the back burner, just at a simmer, with Luann de Lesseps on the counter, getting primped and prepped for her day in the sun. This is one kitchen I’m glad to be out of at this point.”
Dun dun dun! There’s some big news coming on Saturday, according to a new teaser Tweet from Bravo! It sounds like we may get some hints over the next two days, judging by the message. Bravo likes to derail my weekend plans like that…
Andy (and every other Bravolebrity) Tweeted, “@bravotv’s got a surprise in store THIS Saturday. Check back over the next few days for more info! #SpoilersbyBravo.”
I have a few guesses on what the big surprise might be. Read my guesses/wishes below and then share yours!
Right on the heels of Little Women: LA airing their second and final part of season four’s reunion, news is breaking all over the place about Briana Renee suddenly on the mend from her pregnancy scare last week. Briana was rushed to the hospital for pre-term labor symptoms at only 6-months pregnant, an obviously frightening situation.
The timing of Briana’s hospitalization eerily coincided with both parts of the LWLA reunion shows, and if I were a more cynical person, I’d ponder whether the entire hospitalization was a publicity stunt. In actuality, I do think Briana and her baby were in real danger, which is simply awful. But good news is finally here: Briana and baby are both stable, and have finally been released from the hospital!
I don’t know about you, but I’m addicted to E!. I watch all of the shows and all of the movies that repeat over and over again. Needless to say, I’m am always interested when the network rolls out some new shows. E! has just announced that there will be four new shows on the network.
I’m not really sure what to think, especially since these descriptions did not include photos or trailers. I’m sure those will be rolled out soon enough though. At this point, I’m just left with these write-ups and have made (possibly baseless) comparisons to already existing shows. But who are we kidding? I’m sure that I will end up watching all of these at some point, whether I actually want to or not.
The tragic tale of Briana Renee continues. Last week, the Little Women: LA star was hospitalized for going into premature labor at only six months pregnant – a frightening prospect for any expecting mother, but even more so for a little person. Since then, doctors have kept Briana under their care, halting her labor with medication and continued observation.
Allegedly, Briana’s husband Matt Ericson (aka: Matthew Aaric Grundhoffer) drove her to the hospital and has been by her side since the incident, thus revealing that the couple is still likely together. But after part one of the LWLA Reunion aired last Wednesday, many people are asking: Why? The slew of concerned parties – for Briana’s physical, mental, and emotional health – include close family members, who Briana’s father claims have been summarily cut out of her life by Matt, who he outright calls “controlling.”
But Jules has high praise for Countess Luanne deLesseps, who she deems to be “nothing but sweetness.” Oh, newbie housewife! Beware of first impressions…they evaporate quickly in the face of narcissism and delusion! Jules reflects on Bethenny’s “birthday tailgate” party first: “Here we are in the Hamptons, my home away from home. I ‘m loving that John and Dorinda [Medley] were with us that weekend, because we had such a great time having them; tons of fun, laughs, and an all-around good time as always. We are all here to celebrate Bethenny’s birthday on Saturday, a tailgate-themed party, and I always love a good festive theme. The party was very well done, every ‘I’ was dotted and every ‘T’ crossed, yet the energy was off.”