Have you recovered from Nightmare On Dorinda’s Street yet? Well, apparently, Luann de Lesseps has! Because she breezes through her blog this week on the wings of a bird who got sniped a few times, but eventually broke free from the cage of horrors that was The Real Housewives of New York!
Bottom line: Luann thinks Bethenny Frankel had it out for her from the very start. She accuses, “From the get-go, Bethenny decided that I was her prey and she was going to kill me with words. Obviously she’s been harboring a lot of anger towards me. I was surprised as I spent a lot of time with her over the summer, and she never shared her feelings with me. In fact, we talked about it at the beginning of the season, and she’s still holding a grudge.”
Brandi Redmond may have mended fences with the perpetually “Doesn’t Do Hurt!” LeeAnne Locken. But that doesn’t mean she trusts her! So, she’s keeping her friends close and her carny tricks enemies closer, eh? In her blog this week, the Real Housewives of Dallas star advises Cary Deuber – LeeAnne’s latest target – to do the same.
But first, Brandi clarifies, “I want you all to know how much I love the Hollman’s and I always enjoy Travis’s National Holiday. When Stephanie [Hollman]called to tell me that she invited LeeAnne to Travis’s party, I truly didn’t care. It’s not my place to say whom someone can or cannot invite. I own that I’m a big girl and can control my emotions and behave at social gatherings.”
Stephanie Hollman’s version of going deep on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas equals jumping out of a cake for hubby Travis and seeing LeeAnne Locken in a whole new light – after one (weirdly aggressive!) public speaking engagement. Oh well. At least she’s tryin’! In her blog, Stephanie discusses the finer points of Travis’ birthday party, why she values her bestie Brandi Redmond, and how she thinks LeeAnne is worth a second chance.
“Every year I plan an over the top party for Travis. He loves celebrating his birthday and always wants a big party or dinner to celebrate the magical day of his birth,” explains Stephanie. The magical day of his birth? Is this why Travis constantly looks like a grumpy baby with a dirty diaper? Arrested development does not even begin to cover this Elmo Has A Birthday level of play!
As the Frick to LeeAnne Locken’s Frack, Tiffany Hendra seems to be locked in the role of defending, pardoning, and egging on her totally unhinged best friend with each passing week. This behavior isn’t doing any favors for Tiffany’s rep though. But The Real Housewives of Dallas star says she doesn’t care. LeeAnne is her SOULMATE!
Speaking of soulmates, Tiffany throws some leftover love at hubby Aaron, whose concert she gushes was “so amazing. THANK YOU ALL! A few people speculated that I was behind the idea of Aaron dedicating ‘My Number One’ to Brandi [Redmond’s] brother Michael, but that was all Aaron’s idea and it’s been beautiful to see the conversation that’s started around our military and PTSD.” Tiffany claims the concert also “gave Aaron a boost toward calling Dallas ‘home.'”
This weeks brings us the return of So You Think You Can Dance, America’s Got Talent, MasterChef,Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars, featuring Tara Reid and Dean May, America’s Next Top Model‘s Lisa D’Amato and Adam Friedman, Toya and Mickey “Memphitz” Wright, Bachelor in Paradise‘s Cody Sattler and Michelle Money, and Basketball Wives L.A.‘s Lorenzo Gordon and Brittish Williams, and I Am Jazz.
Take a look at the listings and let us know what you plan to watch.
Andy Cohen has been busy in the Bravo Clubhouse. So busy, in fact, that he’s enlisting help from his celebrity friends as temporary late night hosts! Look Who’s Hosting Live, a new Bravo show in which celebrities becomes hosts of their very own late night talk show – for one night only – is one of seven new shows in the works for Bravo.
Bravo describes the celebrity spin on Watch What Happens Live as a chance for wannabe hosts to do it all: “From writing monologues, to picking their sidekicks and guests, these hosts-for-a-night will get the chance to live out their fantasy and design their dream show.” But does celebrity mean Bravolebrity? Are we gonna get to see Ramona Singer interviewing some hapless starlet while sucking down Pinot from her new beer goggles? Because if so, then…yes please!
What’s red (faced), white (lying), blue (shirted), and smarmy as hell? It’s everyone’s favorite Little Women: LA serial cheater, Matt Ericson (aka Grundhoffer)!!! After witnessing the junkyard drama that was Matt and Briana Renee‘s Lifetime spinoff: LWLA Matt & Briana, Ride or Die over the past two weeks, viewers have had enough. One viewer in particular has even started a petition online demanding that Matt and Briana be ejected from the series that gave them their breakout roles!
It’s no secret how murdery I feel about Matt (though I wonder if any jury in the world would convict me?), and Briana‘s LWLA costars – namely the screeching, drink throwing Terra Jole – have also been more than vocal about their own naked hatred of Briana’s hubby. But some viewers initially gave Briana and Matt the benefit of the doubt, at least in part, when it came to their rocky relationship. Right up until their special aired. Then all hell broke loose! The 2-part series pulled back the curtain on just how manipulative – and even threatening – Matt appears to be, which caused many fans to wonder: what exactly this man is capable of?
Now, Kandi is being celebrated in OK Magazine’s May issue as one of the “Top 10 Sexy Women of 2016!” No word on whether the Old Lady Gang is hating on Kandi’s center spread yet. (I kid, I kid…with love!) She gushed on Instagram, “Oh wow! @okmagazine chose me as one of their top 10 Sexy women of 2016 list! Awww thank you! Everybody support your girl & get a copy!”