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Tamra’s OC Wedding

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Newlyweds Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge were Andy Cohen's guests on Watch What Happens Live following the finale of Tamra's OC Wedding

Wedding planner Diann Valentine served the drinks.

Let's jump right in and get the absolute worst of it out of the way. Andy insisted on rehashing the stripper drama. Of course. We saw it all play out on TV – a penis (not Eddie's) in Tamra's ear and a boob (not Tamra's) in Eddie's mouth – and my eyeballs will never be the same.

Andy begged for all the tacky (Tamra's specialty) details.

Eddie said he was "blown away" over the penis to his wife-to-be's ear. Tamra shrugged it off, saying she certainly didn't enjoy it, unlike Eddie in Vegas. I refuse to talk about Eddie's boner again. Let's just say that Tamra's opinion of the incident definitely has not changed. 

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I bet y'all didn't think Bravo could effectively squish all of Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge's wedding insanity into three hours worth of Bravo fluff.  Heck, if you're like me, you may be wondering how they managed to draw out Tamra's OC Wedding into three long episodes. Well, whatever your thoughts, I hope you soaked in all the Disney princess magic of last night's "limited series finale."  I love what this network tries to make "a thing."  Stop trying to make fetch happen, Bravo! Sorry, I thought a Mean Girls reference was the perfect wedding gift for Tamra, as she's the original Housewives version!

Tamra's poor wedding planner Diann Valentine is getting frustrated and freaked out by the bride-to-be.  First of all, Tamra doesn't have the place settings finalized, and she informs Diann that her wedding dresses won't be delivered until the morning of the big day…which is in 72 hours.  Tamra can't be bothered by Diann's worries because she's got an appointment at the Pretty Kitty to get her Britney waxed.  She's a Brazilian virgin, y'all!  I'm shocked! Accompanying Tamra on her big day are her mom and two gay friends. While her mom waits with a rented bridesmaid in the lobby, Ricky and Julius are in the waxing room helping contort Tamra's legs for the hair ripping festivities.  

That evening, Tamra and Eddie's family and friends are gathering for an outdoor rehearsal dinner.  True to form, Tamra's brother is in attendance with his Mason of moonshine. Heather Dubrow doesn't do "communal booze in a jar" but Terry and Vicki Gunvalson find it super tasty.  Tamra corners her brother about a moonshine ban for the wedding day, and he reveals that they will be partying to celebrate her big day with Eddie.  A tearful Kenny shares that Eddie brings out the best in Tamra, and she apologizes for torturing him during their childhood.  After they hug and make amends, Vicki feels the need to make a teary toast which is thankfully interrupted by a drunken Terry's inappropriateness.  "Tongue!" he cries as Vicki goes fawns over Tamra mere centimeters from her friend's face.

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Have you recovered from Tamra Barney's pageant hair and meltdown after Eddie Judge's nipple gate strip-club antics?  Me either, but unfortunately for me, Tamra's OC Wedding keeps chugging along.  On the bright-side, after last night's episode, we're way more than halfway through!

After the bachelor party hijinks, Tamra figures the best way to continue emasculating her future husband with dance lessons.  Tamra shouldn't be dancing.  To be honest, I went to get a yogurt during this scene and didn't feel like reliving it so I plowed forward.  

Later, Tamra is going to shop for bridesmaids dresses, and Vicki Gunvalson is a no show.  Heather Dubrow and Ricky (and some other Bravo extra) are joining her, and Heather realizes she shouldn't be surprised  that Tamra doesn't know the difference between blush, cream, ivory, and buff.  Who cares?  Tamra has plenty of time to find her perfect bridesmaids' dresses.  The wedding is two weeks away, which is like an eternity in Bravo-land.  The limo pulls up to the elite boutique, and Tamra has flashbacks of her many tequila-soaked vacays to Tijuana.  Refusing to get out of the car, Tamra calls Diann screaming about the hideous thrift store.  Thankfully, Diann is a bitch-whisperer and she's able to calm Tamra with coos of pricier frocks from the poor woman in the extended stay who designed for Alexis Couture.  Thank goodness!

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So, third time's the charm for Tamra Barney?  I guess she'll be the judge…literally!  Last night was the first installment of Tamra's OC Wedding limited series, and Eddie better hope his recent legal woes don't break the bank…because Tamra's wedding is definitely going to leave a mark on his account!  Three dresses, a wild bachelor party, and drama galore later, we know that Tami and Ed do make it down the aisle.

It's been Tamra's dream to get married at the St. Regis, and a cancellation is about to make that happen.  Tamra has enlisted celebrity wedding planner Diane Valentine. She did Usher's wedding, y'all!  As they tour the venue with Diane and her man of honor, Tamra is beyond ready for her big day.

Back at the couple's gym, Eddie is channeling his inner Shaun T.  Tamra reveals that they have an opening at the St. Regis…in five weeks.  Eddie can't understand why they need a giant production after they've both already been married.  Tamra whines that she's never had a big wedding, and she deserves it!  After all, she's already practiced twice.

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