Last night the ladies of Teen Mom 2 complained a lot, made future plans, and in some cases displayed a delusion so deep the Pacific Ocean way out in California couldn't engulf it.
Kailyn Lowry is never happy – even when there's cake. Even when there's caramel + cake. She literally is the Snuffleupagus of reality TV. She's stressed by wedding planning and Jo not doing what she wants, then Javi has to go and stress her out more by surprising her with keys to the new house!
Instead of celebrating, Kail snuffles about how much it would suck if they had to move because of Jo. Say it with me now: should have thought of that BEFORE buying a house! Javi, sweet Javi, marvels that he's twenty, a homeowner, and a father. Say it with me now: Should have thought of that BEFORE hooking up with Kail!
“Mackenzie and Josh McKee were at the rodeo when these people broke in a stole SO MUCH of their stuff,” an inside source shared with Radar. “They got everything, including all of the new baby’s clothes and a swing and high chair. They took Christmas presents that they had received and even some of Josh’s hunting gear.”
That's not all. Mackenzie's mom, Angie Douthit, shared a lot more details on Facebook, including where Josh and Mackenzie live. Because, um, why not?
Is Teen Mom 2 finally coming to an end? There have been rumors before that the show will be canceled, but will MTV really pull the plug on the last surviving of the TM franchise – particularly when it's still nabbing ratings?
Kailyn Lowry thinks so! When a fan asked her on twitter if the show was in it's fifth and final season she answered, "I think so. Not sure." The girls just filmed the reunion with Dr. Drew, so it will be interesting to see how it goes from here. MTV plans to continued with 16 & Pregnant so maybe they'll just replace all the TMs and do a whole new crop? Although they tried that with Teen Mom 3 and it didn't exactly work out…
I have to say the TM2 girls still keep it exciting! Photos from the reunion are below.
Last night the ladies of Teen Mom 2 forged ahead – some in a positive direction, some in a delusional direction, and some were just Jenelle Evans who will go in any direction that seems the stupidest at any given time.
Leah Calvert is still reeling from Ali's diagnosis. The girls are at Corey's for the weekend and she is home alone with Adalynn while Jeremy is working in PA for a month. Three little kids. Alone. A month. I would develop a drinking problem. And yes, I have two little kids.
Leah's mom comes over to check in and they discuss Ali's future. Leah is positive they'll have to move because their house has too many stairs to accommodate Ali's wheelchair. Leah's mom's heart is broken over the situation. I love this family. I love them so much I forget Leah has a purple muppet wig on her head dangling into her frosted silver eyes. Later Leah tells Jeremy she's found a farm, but it's in a different county, 40 minutes away, but Ali will benefit from equine and water therapy so they want to have a space where she can have a pony.
Farrah boohooed about not giving Vivid permission to release the new footage of her very private homemade sex tape porn film with her boyfriend a porn star, James Deen. In case there was any doubt, Farrah lied and TMZ has a screen shot of an email to prove she gave Vivid the OK to release video or video(s).
Also last week, Taylor Armstrong bashed Farrah on Couples Therapy, so we have to endure another exchange between these two puffy lipped liar faces. Taylor called Farrah a f–king rat, among other things, and now Farrah thinks Taylor is jealous of her. Because, on Planet Famewhore, this makes sense.