I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we haven’t heard much from Farrah Abraham lately. Stripping and homeschooling Sophia must be keeping her busy, but today is our lucky day. TGIF… thank goodness it’s Farrah entertaining us once again!
In a recent interview with The Christian Post, the former Teen Mom star talked about misconceptions about her, how God leads her to be the best Farrah she can be, her experience with reality TV, and how her faith guides her no matter if she’s stripping or praying. “No matter where I am, whether it is in a gentlemen’s club or church, I know my faith is what guides me.”
There are two episodes left of Teen Mom 2 season 5 – and we’re in for more of Nathan Griffith – in all his control freak and passive aggressive glory – bashing Barbara Evans and pressuring Jenelle Evans about getting custody of Jace. Because he thinks he’s God’s gift to parenting. In a preview of tonight’s episode, we see Jenelle come up with another reason why she doesn’t want custody of Jace: she’s worried her mother will feel lost without him.
Three minutes after Nathan and Jenelle started dating, they decided to start a family together. Why? Well, besides the obvious lack of maturity and brain cells, because they each lost custody of their first child so they wanted one to call their very own. Seven minutes after this brilliant plan was made, Nathan started to put pressure on Jenelle to “take Jace back” from Barbara.
Is MTV pulling the plug on Kail Lowry, Chelsea Houska, Leah Calvert, and Jenelle as promised? Yeah, NO. “Producers are getting ready for season 6,” a source revealed yesterday. “They are calling the girls to make sure everyone is on board.” Oh please, like any of them would say no to MTV money.
Homeschool and Farrah Abraham should never ever share the same thought… unless Farrah is the one being taught. So, when Farrah let it be known that her daughter, Sophia, started kindergarten via homeschooling, I was stunned into silence. The job required lies and delusions vaccination failed me that day.
Since then, the former Teen Mom star has shared more details about Sophia‘s homeschooling situation, and I am happy to report that Farrah is not Sophia’s sole teacher. Whew! And of course Farrah took this opportunity to suggest that Sophia is only as smart as she is because Farrah is such an amazing mother.
Reportedly, MTV decided to revive the series after the update specials, Being Maci, Being Amber, Being Farrah, and Being Catelynn, were well received by fans. So what happened to party girl Maci and cutie patootie Bentley‘s spinoff? Apparently, Maci did film with MTV, but the network decided against a regular series and turned the random footage into the Being Maci special.
Believe it or not, Teen Mom 2 won Wednesday night, with 1.553 million viewers. Also this week, 1.559 million watched the ALDC prepare for Nationals on Dance Moms and 1.018 million tolerated Josh Altman’s ego on Million Dollar Listing LA. In summary, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, and Teen Mom 2 ruled the cable ratings this week, and I don’t know whether to weep for our society or thank all of you for the job security. 😉