As Farrah Abraham continues to promote her erotic trilogy – Celebrity Sex Tape – she continues to remind me how important it is for my young children to learn vocabulary and how to put words together to form coherent sentences. "I really enjoy at this time of my life writing about sex," Farrah tells FOX 411. "I think it is because I am 22 – and I am kind of single. What better way to express yourself in a positive way than writing. I really enjoy writing."
When will Farrah begin to express herself in English?
So, the Couples Therapy singleton says we'll see her on VH1 again soon, but she claims reality TV isn't her primary focus right now. "I am looking forward to grow my portfolio with literacy and the books and different genres. Hopefully I'll write a business book and I'll do more fictional things." Or hopefully not. Also? Farrah expects E.L. James to feel pressured to write more to keep up with her amazing portfolio of literacy.
Book one ofFarrah Abraham's trilogy,Celebrity Sex Tape, will be released July 1 – and I could not be more excited about it. No I haven't lost my mind. I do not plan to read Farrah's smut book, but this also means Farrah needs to give interviews to promote it! I can't stand Farrah, the person, but I love Farrah, the interviewee. Bring on the interviews!
Farrah sat down with Huff Post Live's Ricky Camilleri earlier today to talk about Celebrity Sex Tape and say awesome things like her trilogy is the next stop in her "portfolio of literacy" and reality TV taught her to be "more better at communication." Let's have a moment of silence for Ricky. He deserves it.
Farrah introduced the main character of her trilogy, Fallon Opal, and Ricky asked, "Not Farrah?" She insisted, "Not me. I think we all use our inspiration and experiences of life to build our stories but this is very different from anything that I've ever had in my life. But I noticed through some drama that I went through this past year of my own sex tape that this is a popular issue."
All is right in the world when Jenelle Evans has "love" in her life – with a man, mind you. Her son's love isn't enough. And the Teen Mom 2star recently took to Twitter to gush about her man of one year now Nathan Griffith. "I'm so blessed to have the relationship with [Nathan] like I do," she tweeted. "Breaking up every other day is a sad and unhappy relationship."
You see, with her due date (June 29) fast approaching, Jenelle feels the need to try to convince herself us that she and Nathan are the real deal and more in love than ever. So sad. Thanks to her Twitter addiction and MTV's cameras, we saw a completely different year than Jenelle's deluded mind saw.
Do you have big plans for Memorial Day weekend? If so, and you have room for one more, may I suggest including former Teen MomFarrah Abraham in whatever you do? She clearly has some down time on her calendar…why else would she be uploading Keek videos from her car?
While the newly minted porn star doesn't discuss her latest endeavors, she does delve deep into what makes Memorial Day weekend such a special time. It's a holiday for memories and remembering and memorials. Her thoughts are so profound, they could only come straight from the newly plumped lips of Farrah herself.
During the most recent Teen Mom 2reunion special,Adam Lind laughed off his obsession with cars and reckless driving, claimed he was done breaking the law, and insisted he was totally focused on working and setting a good example for his children, Aubree and Paislee. Adam also blasted Chelsea Houska for her past mistakes.
Adam was arrested Saturday for driving with a revoked license. He's still in jail – and his status is listed as "court services probation hold" on the jail records. Starcasm also reported that Adam lost his job several weeks ago, adding, "Which means he may find it difficult to get a work release permit like he has in the past." Way to set that good example, Adam!
NOW Jenelle needs for her divorce from Courtland to happen ASAP. Sadly Courtland's original celebratory reaction to his divorce…
…has been replaced with playing dirty. Reportedly, if Jenelle and Courtland's divorce isn't finalized before the birth of her baby, state law says Jenelle's husband's name – Courtland – will go on the birth certificate until paternity is determined. So guess whose divorce lawyer is out of the country until July 11!
Roughly three weeks ago, Catelynn and Tyler revealed that they were actively trying to become pregnant. "We're ready to have a baby," shared Catelynn. "I would've felt guilty if I got pregnant again when Carly was 1 or 2, but we've both been yearning for this." Carly will be five on May 18.
Catelynn's brother River and mother April shared the news (um hopefully with permission) via Facebook. Catelynn has not confirmed or denied the news yet, but Tyler did comment on April's announcement.
Well, this is a little feel good post, and goodness knows we don't get many of those when it comes to the girls of MTV's Teen Mom franchise. Kaily Lowry Marroquin has certainly been having a great few weeks, as you know. Not only was her memoir released last month, it has already made it to the New York Times Best Seller List.
Pride Over Pity chronicles Kailyn's past struggles, including sexual assaults, drug use, and a stint in a homeless shelter. Now married with two children and in college, Kailyn hopes the book will be an opportunity for her fans to see why she is how she is and learn from her experiences.