To kick things off, the former Teen Mom star recaps – again – how Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom was born.
"I trusted [James Deen]," explains Farrah. "I became sexual involved with a person who turned out to be very disrespectful and did not keep things private. That's what led me to my big break what I'm dealing with."
Sadly, she isn't smart enough to know better. Someone forgot to drink their Tiger Blood! Luckily, Farrah has been learning from Charlie (#almostwinning?), and now she is firing back at his hate filled response to her releasing text messages between the two. Of course, what better way for Farrah to insult Charlie than the classiest of media outlets? Seriously, who is watching Sophia?
Farrah made an appearance, playing hostess at The Sapphire Pool & Day Club this afternoon. And apparently the former Teen Mom is now so famous that she needs a bodyguard with her. Oh Charlie Sheen doesn't know what he missed out on.
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TGIF! Yes, thank goodness it's Farrah, and there's even more of Farrah Abraham for us to love this Friday!
The former Teen Mom star revealed that she has increased her boob size. Again. Farrah, 22, recently traded in her C-cup saline breast implants for D-cup silicone breast implants, as the smaller saline implants "felt like water balloons."
This $7,145 pair of boobs marks Farrah's fourth plastic surgery procedure in less than three years. As you may recall, Farrah's first boob job was in 2010, and she had work done on her nose and chin last year.
Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham never ever disappoints me when it comes to interviews. Seriously. As much as I cannot stand Farrah, the person, I simply cannot deny that I love Farrah, the interviewee.
Yesterday, Farrah sat down with the always raunchy Howard Stern and it was nothing short of amazing. I mean, there were a few instances where I thought might vomit, but the rest … I have recapped for your reading pleasure. Please hold your applause until the end. Thank you, and enjoy!
Once Howard establishes who this Farrah Abraham person is – because he truly has NO idea – he compliments her banging body. (the body, not the face, mind you) Farrah says that she tries to stay healthy, adding, "I'm a chef. I try to work out as much as often but it's hard sometimes with my daughter, traveling, and work."
In what universe is Farrah a real chef? And.. as much as often? Well, she is certainly off to a great start, no?
When fans questioned her use of the L word, Jenelle explained, "We have been talking for a month and a half and nobody knew but me and him. We kept it quiet so Nathan's girlfriend the media wouldn't blow up," adding, "So yeah I love him."
Nathan, an underwear model and college football player and former Marine and personal trainer, takes great care of his body and works out daily. Now, Jenelle is super into fitness, too. Of course she is. At least this guy's obsession is healthy.
Friday afternoon, Miranda tweeted, "Today in just a few hours, Corey and I will be joined in marriage. Happiest and most blessed day of my life. I love you handsome." Corey responded, "Miranda, can't wait to see your pretty self in a few hours." AWWW. She sure is pretty, isn't she?!
After the wedding, Corey's dad, Jeff Simms, shared, "My daughter in law is an absolute joy! We are blessed to have her in our family," adding, "Sitting here tonight feeling pretty blessed. Aliannah started walking, [Aleeah] Gracie is doing great, Corey married an angel."
Corey and ex-wife Leah Calvert successfully co-parent Aleeah Grace and Aliannah Hope, and while the two couples get along well, Leah and Jeremy Calvert did not attend the wedding.