So apparently when you stage a sex tape and get mocked for it or when you get a DUI and claim it was the cops fault and then get laughed at, you're being bullied. And it's like sooooo, sooooo hard to be in the public eye – most very private bits and all – and have people like say stuff about you.
This is all especially difficult if your name is Farrah Abraham and taking accountability is not something you excel at. Good news delusional celebs: there is a new line of tank tops just for you!
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TELL US – WOULD YOU BUY ONE OF FARRAH'S ANTI-BULLYING TANKS?
Courtland Rogers, the jailed husband of Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans, is looking forward to life after jail, err, Jenelle, err, jail. Um – same thing? Pretty much if you get mixed up with Jenelle Evans, you end up in jail, right?
Courtland's sister Carson Rogers and her boyfriend Jim Yonkers have shared the details of their last jailhouse visit with Courtland with Reality Tea.
Sounds like Courtland is in good spirits. "I have not seen him smile that much since he was a kid and before he was on drugs," said Jim. "He has gained his weight back and looks so healthy."
"Jenelle's been in pain for about a month and I suggested before that it could be her appendix," Nathan later sold totold Radar. "So I dropped her at the hospital before work. I told her to call me if you go into surgery so I could be there for her."
In pain for a month? And her appendix didn't burst and/or kill her? Jenelle's twitter followers aren't buying it. An irritated Jenelle went off, tweeting, "Been in pain for a month? Who said that? Now putting words in my mouth. U r insane."
Jenelle Evans hasn't had the usual amount of drama over the past few weeks, at least not out of the norm. But it looks like things might be reaching that point in the Jenelle cycle.
Tonight Jenelle'slatest beau Nathan posted the above photo with the caption, "Jenelle wanted me to post this. I feel so hopeless and I wish I could take her pain away… I'm sorry baby!". No explanations, just the photo of an ailing Jenelle.
Let's talk about this for a minute. First, if I'm in the hospital, the hell if I'm letting anyone take my photo, much less post it on social media. Second, if said photo was taken, my gown would not be hiked up awkwardly. Sorry this is 100% an attention/pity ploy.
Updated: He just shared that Jenelle had her appendix taken out. Sounds like she's gonna make it, folks.
TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK JENELLE'S HOSPITALIZED FOR?
In today's Teen Mom news, two of the original cast continue to on their respective paths, and it's almost as if they've traded places. Amber Portwood was the series' train wreck, and viewers watched her downward spiral that ended with an extended stay in the clink. Now, however, Amber has worked hard to turn her life around for the sake of her daughter and herself.
On the other hand, her co-star Farrah Abraham is also a train wreck. While she's not in jail, I'm sure she'd entertain the idea of starring in an adult movie focused on female inmates. Of course, Farrah never disappoints, and she recently chatted about how she can't run from fame (it will find her!) and the caliber of her three (yes, three) veryveryveryvery successful suitors. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!
Let's start with the positive, shall we? Starcasm reports on a recent interview given by Amber where she talks about her progress while in prison and how hard she's working to get out of jail.
While there doesn't appear to be a Jenelle Evans in the bunch, Briana is attempting to tweet more often and more caustically than her predecessor in response to anonymous Internet haters. I honestly can't fathom the amount of criticism and hate these girls get from total strangers, and apparently Briana would rather fight back than stay quiet. It's craziness!
That said, we've also got the trailer for the upcoming season, and the drama certainly abounds! After the jump, check out what to expect from the new group of teen moms as well as some of my favorite retorts from Briana's twitter spew. I couldn't show them all because you don't have all day to read this one post!
CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR THE TWEETS AND THE TRAILER!
WhenFarrah Abraham got all her plastic surgery did she get her brain removed as well? I mean I guess that's assuming she had one to begin with…
Since leaving Teen Mom, Farrah has decided to do everything in her power to get attention and she is majorly embracing her new career as a XXX star and self-professed "erotica" expert! Here's the rundown of her latest antics.
First up, Farrah was recently in Chicago for the EXXXOTICA conference and on her way back she brought a friend: an industrial sized massive vibrator! Describing it as a "weapon" Farrah bragged in a Keek video that she made it through security with said weapon. Sadly, she was not arrested and detained (or deported) by TSA! Bummer.