WhenFarrah Abraham got all her plastic surgery did she get her brain removed as well? I mean I guess that's assuming she had one to begin with…
Since leaving Teen Mom, Farrah has decided to do everything in her power to get attention and she is majorly embracing her new career as a XXX star and self-professed "erotica" expert! Here's the rundown of her latest antics.
First up, Farrah was recently in Chicago for the EXXXOTICA conference and on her way back she brought a friend: an industrial sized massive vibrator! Describing it as a "weapon" Farrah bragged in a Keek video that she made it through security with said weapon. Sadly, she was not arrested and detained (or deported) by TSA! Bummer.
Courtland's day in court is finally on the horizon, and according to an inside source, his entire defense relies on blaming the heroin on Jenelle. Nearly three months in the slammer and that's the best he could do?
Not surprisingly, in the course of all of this ridiculous behavior and God awful decisions, Farrah has taken exactly zero responsibility for her actions. Want to wager a bet that she won't shoulder any of the blame for her recent shenanigans? Yup, Farrah is getting kicked out of rehab. Who thinks LiLo is super jealous?
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Are you seated? Good. Here is some really crazy news…Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evan's new boyfriend may NOT have the most sincere of intentions when it comes to his courtship with the troubled reality star. I know, I know…I'll give you a few minutes to recover!
Earlier this week, the former Teen Mom star announced that she was off to Florida for a 10-day kid free vacation stint in rehab for alcohol abuse. Now, Farrah has revealed a few details about the "alcohol free" restaurant she is planning to open in Texas. Perfectly timed details, of course.
"The main theme and purpose of why I'm making this restaurant is really the community involvement," saidFarrah the Humanitarian. "It's called DDs."
Jenelle and Nathan supposedly bought a house in Myrtle Beach barely two weeks ago – so what happened? Jenelle tweeted, "Aren't allowed to film there so I had to get my money back," adding, "the HOA and the gated community that the house was in said no." HA. I can't imagine why.
In the latest, the former Teen Mom star who has risen in the ranks of tabloid fame thanks to a certain sex tape, has announced that she is checking into an outpatient rehab for alcohol abuse. Farrah, who is the "epitome of perfection," recently pled guilty to a DUI and is now hoping to "focus on her sobriety."
Farrah will spend 10 days of intensive counseling at The Lukens Institute in Palm Beach Gardens, Fl. Farrah sees seeking treatment at the luxury facility as a "preemptive step" to help her better manage her alcohol use. As part of the $12,000 outpatient care, Farrah will be able to go about her daily life but will be monitored by a sober companion. Farrah's dad will be caring for Sophia while she is getting help.