Last night’s Teen Mom wasn’t quite as depressing as I thought it would be, so that’s a plus right? There were other pluses too…a dog got painted, Maci finally realized Bentley needed to socialize with kids his own age, Amber decided to stick it out in rehab, and Butch reveals that he isn’t a big drinker. Just wait.
Farrah’s sister Ashley is visiting her in Florida. Her mom will be arriving in the next few days for a visit. Farrah reveals that she and Sophia have a more better place to live in Florida than she ever had at her mom’s house. Yes, yes, Farrah. It’s way more better. How’s school?
If you blinked, grabbed a snack, or called Iowa to warn them Farrah was on the way, you probably missed Catelynn‘s contribution to this episode.
Butch announces he’s off to find a job. That’s the end of the Butch scenes, which is a darn shame. Next week’s previews show Butch flabbergasted that somebody ran a background check on him, so he’s either having issues finding employment or he’s heading back to the slammer.
Catelynn’s grandmother comes for a visit. While she’s there, Catelynn and Tyler‘s adoption counselor Dawn calls to invite them to attend an adoption support group meeting. I was really hoping Catelynn’s grandmother and Dawn were setting Catelynn up, and instead of support group, they were whisking her away to What Not To Wear.
In the new print edition of Reality Weekly magazine, it’s revealed that the troubled reality star has burned through her $75,000 MTV paycheck and is flat broke – and bouncing payments - until the next big check rolls in.
Amber Portwood just can’t catch a break. Not only is the Teen Mom star serving time in prison, she’s about to undergo an examination of her “medical, psychological, mental, and emotional health” which could last several weeks. HollywoodLife.com is reporting that during that time, Amber will not be allowed to have any visitors…and that includes four-year-old daughter Leah.
Douglas S. Garrison, the Chief Communications Officer of the Indiana Department of Corrections, tells the site, “During this diagnostic process time, Amber is not allowed any visitors, including her baby daughter. However, she is allowed to make out-going phone calls.”
Teen Mom 2‘s Jenelle Evans and her on-again and off-again fiance Gary Head were both arrested over the weekend. Jenelle and Gary were partying with friends when they started to argue. Witnesses claim the fight turned physical, with Gary hitting Jenelle several times.
Teen Mom Talk broke the news yesterday and millions sat in stunned silence across the nation. Eh, not really. Sadly, not much shocks us anymore when it comes to Jenelle Evans.
“Gary was charged with assault on a female, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, and possession of a controlled substance,” Janelle’s attorney Dustin R.T. Sullivan tells Us Weekly. “A restraining order was put in place by the judge. Jenelle has already taken steps to try and protect herself from Gary.”
Thankfully, Teen Mom wasn’t nearly as depressing this week. Last week’s premiere of Teen Mom was a train wreck. This week, instead of weeping like a fool, I sat completely dumbfounded. These girls have come so far yet have gone nowhere. How is that possible? I spent the bulk of the hour resisting the urge to bang my own head against a wall.
At least the super adorable and maturing (someone has to, right?) toddlers bring a new aspect to the show. Too bad we can’t just watch them and skip their parents. Let’s pitch ‘Dr. Drew’s Daycare’ to MTV.
Do the stars of Teen Mom ever make any good decisions? Ever? Seriously… Anyway in the newest ridiculous story, Chelsea Houska allegedly has big plans to pose for Playboy!
Last week, RadarOnline reported that Chelsea’s brand new website, which she had hired a designer to build, had been shut down for unpaid bills. Chelsea denies that of course, tweeting: “I decided to not work with the person running it and obviously they’re a little butt hurt.”
Well now the spurned and looking for a check web designer is spilling some secrets about Chelsea – including that she is angling to be a centerfold!