I'm starting to realize that the girls of Teen Mom don't have to follow the rules like us regular folks. I don't know how I'm JUST NOW coming to this realization, because clearly, I'm behind the curve. Let's take Jenelle Evans, for instance.
The reality star has been in-and-out of jail just as many times as she's been in off-and-on relationships with jackholes…and if you know anything about Jenelle's love life (or happen to follow her on Twitter–same thing!), you know that that is a heck of a lot!
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Stories about former Teen Mom turned adult movie "actress" Farrah Abraham keep turning my stomach. Just when I think I can't possibly hear something more skeezy than the last story, she surprises me yet again. Well played, Farrah. Well played.
As you recall, Vivid recently put the bikini worn by the delusional reality star on the cover of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom on eBay. Even more disgusting? People were actually bidding on it…until the site pulled the suit from auction? Want to know why? Keep reading!
As much as Farrah claims that her privacy has been violated, I can't help but wonder if she's got the paparazzi on speed dial, and I'm not the only who thinks so. Model Chrissy Teigen, who is engaged to my beloved John Legend, isn't holding her tongue when it comes to the reality star.
Farrah Abraham's "desperate to be famous" publicity tour continues. Lucky us!
This week, Farrah dissed fellow Teen Mom star Catelynn Lowell, shared her current thoughts on James Deen (you do not want to miss this!), and revealed that she's thisclose to a new reality TV show (you will most likely want to miss that!).
Surely Jenelle Evans deserves to have a courtroom (or at least a bathroom!) named in her honor at the Brunswick County Courthouse, right? The Teen Mom 2 star certainly spends enough time there. Her attorney Dustin Sullivan needs some kind of award!
Jenelle was back in court again Tuesday to face the heroin possession charges and assault claims (among others, of course!) that she and hubby Courtland Rogers were arrested for on April 23. This girl is never going to learn, and it's tragic.
Goodness gracious. Does Farrah Abraham ever just stay home and read a book? It feels like she's been crying about being single, bitching about life in general, and justifying her sex tape for years. and years. and years. now.
In a recent interview with ET, the former Teen Mom star revealed yet another supposed reason behind her personal videoFarrah Superstar, "I have no relationships and I'm, like, sad sometimes. So, taking all this into consideration, which some find it hard to, that's what brought me here today."
Similarly, Farrah uploaded a Keek video last week, where she also bellyached about being sad. In an attempt to garner sympathy, Farrah cried about only dating "loser a** boys" who use, lie, and manipulate, adding that she's been "crying every night" because she has been "single and alone" for four years.
What Farrah fails to realize (and probably never will) is that she is the reason she's alone. She's an insufferable, narcissistic bitch who treats everyone in her life like they're beneath her. But, you know, that's just my opinion. 😉