Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham never ever disappoints me when it comes to interviews. Seriously. As much as I cannot stand Farrah, the person, I simply cannot deny that I love Farrah, the interviewee.
Yesterday, Farrah sat down with the always raunchy Howard Stern and it was nothing short of amazing. I mean, there were a few instances where I thought might vomit, but the rest … I have recapped for your reading pleasure. Please hold your applause until the end. Thank you, and enjoy!
Once Howard establishes who this Farrah Abraham person is – because he truly has NO idea – he compliments her banging body. (the body, not the face, mind you) Farrah says that she tries to stay healthy, adding, "I'm a chef. I try to work out as much as often but it's hard sometimes with my daughter, traveling, and work."
In what universe is Farrah a real chef? And.. as much as often? Well, she is certainly off to a great start, no?
When fans questioned her use of the L word, Jenelle explained, "We have been talking for a month and a half and nobody knew but me and him. We kept it quiet so Nathan's girlfriend the media wouldn't blow up," adding, "So yeah I love him."
Nathan, an underwear model and college football player and former Marine and personal trainer, takes great care of his body and works out daily. Now, Jenelle is super into fitness, too. Of course she is. At least this guy's obsession is healthy.
Friday afternoon, Miranda tweeted, "Today in just a few hours, Corey and I will be joined in marriage. Happiest and most blessed day of my life. I love you handsome." Corey responded, "Miranda, can't wait to see your pretty self in a few hours." AWWW. She sure is pretty, isn't she?!
After the wedding, Corey's dad, Jeff Simms, shared, "My daughter in law is an absolute joy! We are blessed to have her in our family," adding, "Sitting here tonight feeling pretty blessed. Aliannah started walking, [Aleeah] Gracie is doing great, Corey married an angel."
Corey and ex-wife Leah Calvert successfully co-parent Aleeah Grace and Aliannah Hope, and while the two couples get along well, Leah and Jeremy Calvert did not attend the wedding.
It's true! While Courtland Rogers – her husband – has been rotting away in jail, Jenelle has been bragging about Nathan Griffith – her new beau – on Twitter. The catch? Nathan might already have a girlfriend and a child. Minor details aside, according to Jenelle and her friends, Nathan is perfect!
"Nathan is awesome and Jenelle is obsessed with him," said Jenelle's friend Jennifer. "He's so cute and treats her so nicely. She's head over heels for him."
Rumors that Teen Mom 2 had been canceled have been swirling since the end of season 3 and well into season 4, but MTV wouldn't make an announcement one way or the other. Reports surfaced today claiming that season 5 of the reality show is a go!
Earlier today, Reality Tea reported that Farrah Abraham has enrolled in Pace University's online Lubin School of Business, with a plan to focus on internal auditing and accounting. Farrah shared that she expects to use the degree when she opens her own restaurant.
Personally, I think the former Teen Mom star is way more likely to pursue the "lube business" than to graduate from the Lubin School of Business. Actually, given her hapless spelling/grammar skills, she might have meant to Google lube when she happened upon lubin. Oh my. Farrah and/or her business professor might be in for quite a shock when she hands in her first assignment.
Okay. I kid. Farrah obviously knows that she has enrolled in a business school; however, my brain will forever read it as Lube School. Coincidentally, while promoting Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom at the Exxxotica expo in Florida, Farrah shared more about her plans.
Someone has made an education connection, y'all! When you come into a heap of money, whether it's from an inheritance, a tax return, or, say, selling a faux homemade sex tape, you should always be fiscally responsible.
That said, we could all learn a lesson in responsibility from Teen Mom'sFarrah Abraham. The star of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom just oozes financial maturity…among other things. She's not wasting her spoils on impulse buys. Instead, Farrah is going back to school!