I apologize in advance. There is so much for me to be sorry for in this post. I am sorry to each of you, because what you are about to read is truly ridiculous, but I urge you to keep reading. Why? Because I can't unread it, and I want people to suffer with me. I'm sorry to Jessica Alba (you'll want to apologize to her too, trust me). I'm sorry to the English language. I butcher you enough, but I am no where near the offender that Farrah Abraham is, and she's a flipping New York Times bestselling author.
I'm really sorry to the blogger at Celeb Buzz who had to interview the Teen Mom star turned porn queen and try to make sense of some of the things that come out of this chick's mouth (double entendre not intended…wait, yes it was). Lastly, I feel sorry FOR young Sophia because she is going to have a lot to overcome. I even pity Farrah. Sure, she's making more money than I'll ever see in my life, but wow. She is just a sad, lost soul.
On last night's episode of Teen Mom 2relationships changed, promises were made and marriages may have broken.
Jenelle Evans is on the pregnancy wagon again. After 16 seconds of dating, 14 seconds of them spent trying to get pregnant, she has finally conceived the spawn of Nathan Griffith: Instagram underwear model, timeshare hawker, and DUI accomplisher and now BIBLE reader. Nathan is dressed like Ned Flanders and staring listlessly at the Bible when Jenelle shoves a positive pregnancy test in his face. He labors over the screen for some time trying to figure out what it says before it dawns on him – he's gonna be a daddy. Again.
"Are you happy?" Jenelle monotones, expressionless. Nathan is overjoyed – he just has to get through the next nine months and 18 years of paychecks are his! He picks Jenelle up (barely) and spins her around, dollar signs flash in his eyes. To celebrate he dyes his hair platinum blonde.
Farrah completed book one of the trilogy, Celebrity Sex Tape, and secured a publishing deal for all three books. The first book is Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. The trilogy follows a character by the name of Fallon Opal – she's a reality TV star who likes sex. HAHA – wonder how long it took Farrah to develop that character.
Farrah shared, “Fallon’s story follows what I’ve gone through recently, much of it witnessed and misunderstood by the public. Book One is an entertaining and sexually charged novel, but it is also an inside look at the underside of being a reality TV star that everyone else can relate to.”
As we previously reported, an arrest warrant was issued for Courtland after he stole jewelry from Katie McMillan in February. Then he pawned it using his ID. The law caught up with Courtland over the weekend.
In case you're unfamiliar with the Teen Mom 2 stars, Jeremy is Leah's hubby. He has an excellent paying job – albeit away from home – and he had a chance to make $40,000 in five weeks on the most recent episode. Instead of being grateful, Leah chastised Jeremy for not putting his family first. Yes, he works a dangerous job to pay for the three kids, one with special needs/medical bills, new house, horse farm, new cars, endless trips to the salon, etc., but he is not putting them first. Leah wants Jeremy at home so she can nag at him 24/7.
Following the episode, Leah took to social media to address the backlash and deny divorce rumors.
The other shows on our list saw an increase this week. Most impressive, 2.366 million watchedBasketball Wives L.A., which is a season three high and a whopping 500,000 more views than last week. Teen Mom 2saw a bump up of 300,000 when 2.171 million tuned in to see Jenelle fail a drug test.
Is there anything genuine about Farrah Abraham?!? She seriously can't even release epically bad music without lying or screwing someone.
In case you missed it, Farrah released her new music single Blowin last week. The song is horrendous. The video is worse. But this is Farrah the Faker we're talking about – we watched, we snarked, and we went about our day. We do not expect greatness (not even kinda good) from this former Teen Mom star.
So imagine my surprise when a second person claimed Farrah stole the song from him. Someone actually wants credit for Blowin? Ummm.. okay then.