Imitation should be the highest form of flattery, but sometimes it's downright creepy.
Z-List is a reality TV cast member, hoping to shoot to fame and popularity like her idol D-List has done over the past few years. Z-List is copying everything about D-List in a very "single white female" sort of way. Z-List is befriending the same people, trying to network in the same social circles and even hiring the same press teams. Z-List has also had D-List's sloppy seconds in the man department, though Z denies it and hopes to vanquish the rumors ASAP. Eye witnesses say Z and Money Bags were very openly cozied up at an after bar party, where Z was incredibly rude and obnoxious to party goers whilst she snuggled in his lap. Random tidbit: Z also fancies herself a bit of a fortune teller.
Hint: it's NOT the duo you will all immediately assume.
Our favorite reality TV stars can’t get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!
Kim Kardashian is trying to get a little stress relief in Brazil this weekend. Kimmie is vacationing with baby daddy Kanye West and struck a pose in front of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio De Janeiro.
"To all of my friends, family, and now tv fans I want to publicly & sincerely apologize for the trashy violent mess on television. It's embarrassing & utterly sickening to see violence being promoted on television. It was NOT what I signed up for, nor what I stand for, and certainly not what I expected to be a victim of ever in my life," Ashleewrote. "Please accept my apology for this behavior and contributing to tearing down our society by being a part of such shenanigans."
Kahdijiha's aunt Sabrina Brie Rowetweeted to Ashlee, "The only crime here was U got into a fight that you started #NotAttacked" and "My family believes 100% in nonviolence as well! If someone touch U first & being racist it's call defending yourself #DONE!"
I agree. Ashlee picked a fight… insulting her, poking her, grabbing her… and then cried victim when Kahdijiha reacted. The only "trashy violent mess" I saw is the one pictured above.
Axl and his LadyLove are calling it quits on their relationship and as their past comes to light, it shows their time together was far from idyllic. Axl had quite the active 'life on the side' – including paying for an apartment for his mister/mistress. The Piece on the side was well known in his workplace and nobody asked asked questions, The Piece even had a secret hiding place if LadyLove stopped by. The affair with The Piece included a romp in LadyLove’s own office. The icing on the cake is that The Piece even engaged in a little phone sex with another cast member’s husband.
Don’t despair – LadyLove was happy and might not have cared too much about the cheating (which she may have known about – just not the "who") since each time she got a bigger and better gift out of it – including plenty of trips to the best designer stores. The Piece got plenty of lavish gifts, as well. LadyLove got everything her heart desired, including a career.