I'm going to go ahead and make the understatement of the year…Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' newbie Carlton Gebbia does not like Kyle Richards. In fact, her recap of Monday night's episode may be almost as entertaining as the show itself!
Beginning her Bravo blog,Carlton writes, "I met Brandi [Glanville], Kim [Richards],Joyce [Giraud] and Kyle with smiles honestly hoping that we (Kyle, Joyce, and I) had just got off to an unfortunate start. I was happy to see Brandi, as she was another I immediately clicked with. She's completely uncensored, and I appreciated her humor when we first met at the BHCC. But what's impressive is how after divorce she has been able to take care of herself financially."
Quickly, her tirade against Kyle begins, and it's oh-so-hilarious! Carlton shares, "Anyway we barely had walked into the barroom when immediately Kyle asks if I was raised Catholic? Oh bloody hell here we go! Maybe it's me, but when I'm welcomed into the home of someone I'm relatively new to meeting, religion is not usually the first question I lead with..it was a probable indication as to how the rest of the day would go with this one…Oh joy."
Saturday Night Live better prepare for the wrath of Kanye West because they should know he doesn't take kindly to being made fun of – just ask Jimmy Kimmel! This weekend SNL spoofed Kim Kardashian and her temperamental fiance with "Waking Up with Kimye", a hilarious look at what a Kimye-hosted talk show might look like.
Lady Gaga was this weekend's host and got in on the fun, playing an Apple genius bar employee.