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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Beyond Help

by Mary on July 2nd, 2012

Therapy Schmerapy, eh. Teresa Giudice and Joe G-to-the-Orga are clearly beyond help. Existing in a world where all versions of rationale just slip in one ear and right out the other. As Teresa so aptly put it, “I don’t store things in my brain.” Clearly.

Last night on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the siblings from hell attempted to see a therapist to mend their fractured relationship. I guess they don’t understand that it takes way more than one hour-long appointment to patch things up, but Bravo doesn’t have the time to be airing all that. We would be watching RHONJ season 35 if that be the case.

Now I’m no Teresa hater, I find her tolerable and she has redeeming qualities; one of which is her eternal optimism and goofball nature. I don’t know how the Gorgadice families got into this mess that has come to dominate my television and yours for the last two years, and frankly I think both Teresa and Joe, of the salmon colored button-down, told versions of the truth that make sense.

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EXCLUSIVE: Details About Melissa Gorga’s “On Display” Party! Plus, Does Teresa Care That Her Friendship With Jacqueline Is Over?

by Mary on July 1st, 2012

Following last week’s turbulent episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, relationships were forever altered as Jacqueline Laurita announced that she had lost a best friend. Teresa Giudice discovered some unsavory truths about Melissa Gorga, but she agreed that in order to reunite her family she should try counseling.

Well, the ladies have been kinda quiet all week – save for a few stories about the same old, same old – and for that we are thankful. However while things seem slightly at peace, for now, Reality Tea’s source EXCLUSIVELY reveals some inside drama from Melissa’s “On Display” party last week!

“Melissa‘s party was a bunch of random people. NONE of Melissa’s friends or family were there except, of course, her two sisters. None of Joe Gorga‘s family was there either,” our source shares. “There were not that many people there at all. It was so strange. There were some random Twitter fans there.”

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PHOTO: Melissa Gorga’s “Lady Gorga” Magazine Cover; Plus Melissa Tweets About Success!

by Mary on June 26th, 2012

Oh, Real Housewives of New Jersey – never a dull moment. Magazines and tabloid activities have been all the rage this season and Melissa Gorga isn’t about to get herself excluded from the ‘look at my cover!’ madness.

To prove that people want to put her on the cover of magazines just like a certain she who shall not be named sister-in-law from hell who recently agreed to go to therapy, Melissa unveiled the cover of Boardwalk Journal Magazine on Twitter.

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RHONJ Recap: Flipping Out and Flipping Off

by Lauren on June 25th, 2012

Last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey focused on the important things in life: Rosie’s jaunty cap collection, the remix of “On Display,” and friends doing everything in their power to maintain a strong bond through mutual respect, listening, and give-and-take. Oh wait, maybe not that last thing…

Caroline Manzo? More like Caroline Done-zo! She is way over Teresa Giudice’s behavior. I mean she only wanted to return some swimsuits in the least set-up and manipulated scene ever and she ends up in the midst of World War Tre? Uh uh. No way. Caroline is fed up…and you don’t want to see Caroline fed up because fed up Caroline looks ~~like Caroline always looks~~ scary. The Manzo brood, Greg Bennett, and Uncle Chris Laurita are drinking some sucky read wine in the yard. Lauren is worried about Jacqueline after hearing stories of tabloid-gate twenty-twelve. Chris regales the children with stories of a Jacqueline once so loony, she threw all her ex-husband’s belongings into their front yard. Basically, he opines, she is now throwing all of Teresa’s metaphorical crap onto their manicured lawn. Chris wonders why women can’t handle fights with a quick discussion and then forgive and forget like he and his fellow brawn practice. Oh yeah, emotionally emoted emotions.

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EXCLUSIVE: Has Teresa Giudice Isolated Friends and Family By Lying?

by Mary on June 24th, 2012

Following last week’s explosive friendship breakdown on Real Housewives of New Jersey, it’s hard to imagine things could get any worse!

With the constant mudslinging in the press and the bravo blogs, the ladies never seem to come for air. Teresa Giudice expressed her fury at Jacqueline Laurita last week after Jacqueline insinuated Teresa should just move past Melissa Gorga and her brother Joey Gorga joining the cast. Well, Reality Tea’s source tells us EXCLUSIVELY that Teresa can’t forgive and forget – because her parents haven’t gotten over it!

Additionally, our source shares more information about how Teresa‘s friendships started to fall apart – both with ladies on the show and off – as a result of her dishonesty about what is going in her life.

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Jacqueline Laurita Accuses Teresa Of Keeping Family Feud Alive And Being Disloyal! Plus Is This Blind Gossip Item About RHONJ?

by Mary on June 20th, 2012

Yesterday we covered Teresa Giudice‘s epic and long-winded diatribe about former BFF Jacqueline Laurita. Well, today it’s Jacqueline’s turn in the sun! I just have one question… is Danielle Staub still getting compensated for all her drama starting?

But first, a little blind gossip item that we think might just be referring to Real Housewives of New Jersey!

From BlindGossip:

“One of those cringe-worthy reality shows. Frankly, these people are not smart, and none had any kind of success before the reality show. This abundance of stupidity is reflected in their current evil plan to get rid of one of the cast members. They are each telling the producer that they refuse to film with Cast Member A. They hope that if no one will film with her, the producers will be forced to let her go.

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Teresa Giudice Slams Jacqueline In Bravo Blog; Calls her “Unstable”! Plus Jacqueline Claims Teresa Caught Joe Giudice Cheating!

by Mary on June 19th, 2012

Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita had the friendship falling out heard ’round the Bravo world. Bethenny Frankel and Jill Zarin ain’t got nothing on these Real Housewives of New Jersey girls! Are we going to see any new “I hate so-and-so” blogs popping up soon?

Because no one at Bravo will give these ladies a muzzle or render their typing finger useless, the former BFFs are outing each other’s secrets in the most nasty, vitriolic feud ever. Celebrity Deathmatch, indeed!

Following Sunday night’s explosive episode, Teresa and Jacqueline have both written novellas in the form of Bravo blogs. Imagine if they put their creative juices and ~~minimal~~ brain power towards good instead of evil?

In her NINE PAGE tome, Teresa address all the elements from Sunday’s explosive fight, which apparently lasted over five hours. Thank goodness we didn’t have to review the unedited footage!

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Is it Malicious Or Fabulicious?

by Mary on June 18th, 2012

Last night on Real Housewives of New Jersey there was a knockdown, drag-out war of words. It would appear that this is the beginning of the bitter end for former besties Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita. I hate a reality TV friendship divorce – I feel like I need to have a funeral for Jacqueresa. Next week I’m so wearing black while tuning in.

Some other stuff happened like Lauren Manzo continued to complain about being fat and drinking egg whites while her parents made snippy comments about how she is fat.

So I guess Teresa and Joe Giudice are so broke they’re selling fake stories – or photos – to the tabloids (or volunteering to let the tabloids run stories about them depending on whom you ask and what week), yet they’re building a brand new carport and a garage with an inlaw apartment. Teresa wants her parents to live there. Apparently Teresa has also installed a new closet. I’m sure she cleaned out all of Italy’s marble reserve and all of JoAnn Fabrics fake gold leaf for the accents.

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