Real Housewives of New Jersey

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Finale Recap: Prisons, Proposals, And Parties

After a short season of Siggy Flicker unravelling, Teresa Giuidice namaste-ing, and Margaret Josephs pig-tailing, it’s the end of the road for The Real Housewives Of New Jersey. Despite the left turns and dead ends going on behind the scenes (and damn, is it a MESS!), the cast boldly pretends to finish out the season on a unified path. Well, except for Siggy and Margaret. And Danielle Staub and Dolores Catania. And Kim DePaola and…everyone else. Okay – never mind! All these b*tches still hate each other. But they did wear glittery eyeshadow and weird wigs!

Margaret and Marge Sr. are checking out the custom made dress commissioned for Margaret’s 50th birthday party. She’s forever 21 in her head, but in the dress, her boobage is still 49. As she yanks and tugs at her cleavage, Danielle saunters in to join the party. They all discuss Siggy’s rude behavior at the Gorga’s restaurant opening. Marge isn’t going to uninvite Siggy to her disco bash just because she acted crazy – I mean, everyone’s used to that sh*t by now, right?!

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Growing Up Jersey

Joe and Melissa Gorga‘s storyline for this season of Real Housewives Of New Jersey was the opening of their restaurant. Unfortunately before the season even ended, the restaurant closed! Well, kinda.

As with everything on RHONJ there are 13 sides to the story, and the truth is obscured at the bottom of a fake Chanel bag underneath leopard print, glitter, and salami. So of course that’s also the situation surrounding the sudden closure of Gorga’s Homemade Pasta & Pizza.

According to a source although the Gorgas (and one Giudice) are no longer part of ‘Gorga’s’ the restaurant remains open, in the same location, but is being run by Joe’s now ex-partners, who are still using the name Gorga’s. 

Report: Danielle Staub’s Engagement Gets Cut From From Real Housewives Of New Jersey After Having Sex At Gorga Restaurant; Preview For Tonight’s Finale

In the middle of the current Real Housewives of New Jersey season, there was a trailer for what’s to “come” during the rest of the season and that included Danielle Staub and her boyfriend Marty Caffrey having sex in the bathroom at Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, and Joe Gorga’s restaurant opening.

That scene never made it into the episode and I had no idea why. Why dangle that kind of content in front of us and then not air it?

Teresa Giudice Posts About “Getting Great Advice” From A Divorce Attorney & Fans Jump To Conclusions

After many seasons of being the most blindly loyal wife of all time to Joe Giudice, Teresa Giudice has finally shared her true feelings about the legal issues her family have endured. After the death of her mother, Teresa expressed how she wishes she wasn’t “away” (in jail) for so long instead of spending time with her mom.

Teresa is talking about how angry she is with Joe and whether or not Teresa will stick by her husband is being used as a story line on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Now, she has fans wondering if she will divorce the man she used to refer to as “Juicy Joe” thanks to a photo that she posted with a divorce attorney.

Joe Gorga, Teresa Giudice, & Melissa Gorga’s Restaurant Is Closing- But

One of the constant story lines from Season 8 of Real Housewives of New Jersey is the opening of Joe Gorga, Teresa Giudice, and Melissa Gorga’s Italian restaurant. Joe supposedly bought the restaurant without consulting Melissa about it first. Then it became a family affair with all three of them and Joe and Teresa’s father helping out as well.

With all of the publicity around the restaurant, it would make sense for the place to be popping off – especially if Joe, Teresa, or Melissa ever announce that they’re popping in on social media. Now the restaurant is closing down with the hope of looking for a larger location.

Siggy Flicker Relieved To Have Quit Real Housewives sOf New Jersey; Blames Margaret Josephs

Siggy Flicker has announced that she will not return to Real Housewives Of New Jersey because she feels she was bullied by Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub.

As we count down to the season finale, Siggy is OK with her decision to leave and has no regrets. “I’ve never been so happy with my decision,” she says. “I made the right decision and I would do it all over again. I love Bravo and I love Andy Cohen but at the end of the day all the odds were stacked up against me and I chose my family.”

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: Ain’t Misbehaving

It’s been a minute since we’ve checked in with The Real Housewives Of New Jersey on Bravo, but oh boy, have things heated up behind the scenes! Since Siggy Flicker’s announcement that she’s leaving the show, social media and news outlets have been abuzz with what went down at the reunion – and what portion of that drama we’ll actually see. (Crossing fingers that a rogue editor somehow splices in the juicy stuff at the last minute!) Until then, we must travel back in time to the ladies’ post-Milan lives, which are just as much of a mess as they were pre-Milan.

Margaret Josephs and Siggy are now in open war after Siggy’s accusation that Marge was anti-Semitic. Siggy’s half-hearted (and delayed) response to Marge’s apology did nothing to cool the flames. Melissa Gorga is back in the strip mall trying to make Envy happen, despite the wishes of Joe Gorga. He apparently needs a waitress at the new pizza joint, and his only remaining name tag says “Melissa.” Teresa Giudice is living like it’s 2009 all over again as she turns up at Danielle Staub’s home to offer a contractually obligatory apology to her dorters. Except one of the dorters doesn’t even want to see her! She’s like, Namaste away, crazy lady! Tre has trouble counting to two anyway, so she likely thinks all Staub offspring are present for the blessed event.

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The ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back from Italy tonight, but they didn’t leave the drama behind.

The Gorga family prepares for their restaurant opening when Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga get heated over a business decision.

Teresa gets ready for her new book with a photo shoot. Dolores Catania takes her son Frankie on a college tour.

Danielle Staub receives some closure has been wanting for over nine years when Teresa comes over to apologize to her daughter about the past.

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