Today's bit of blind gossip brings a few possibilities to mind. Take a read and see if you can figure out who it is.
"This former A list reality star turned B- list celebrity turned B+ reality star got bodyguard envy this week. despite no one recognizing her where she is, and not one person asking for a photo or coming up to her for an autograph, and only the very rare pap even bothering, our reality star decided she needed bodyguards. So, she now has two shadowing her for the rest of her vacation. She also wanted to fit in with the other celebrities she saw who had them."
I think I'm caught up now! Well, except for Big Brother news, because being away from the live feeds for seven days is seriously overwhelming. What did I miss?!? (BB fans – be careful of spoilers in the comments!)