If you watched last week’s premiere of Vanderpump Rules Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky, you probably already have a good idea of what every episode is going to be about: humiliating City Boy Jax Taylor while simultaneously pressuring him to marry Southern Belle Brittany Cartwright. If this sort of combination falls flat for you, you’re definitely not alone. I’m not really sure where this mini-show is going, but like every other Vanderpump junkie, I’m along for the ride, even though I’m watching a show about two people who are rumored to have already broken up. What can I say, I live for a good reality TV are-they-aren’t-they-still-together-for-the-sake-of-PR love story!
We rejoin our couple at the Welcome Home Bonfire on Mamaw’s farm. Jax is desperately trying to get everyone off his tail about whether or not he’s going to make an honest woman out of Brittany, so he does what Jax does best: create a diversion through lying! He pulls Sherri and Mamaw aside to show them the ring he is having designed for Brittany and says it’s “in the works” then they will pop out some kids. Despite supposedly having watched Vanderpump Rules and knowing what kind of a lying opportunist Jax can be, Sherri is about clearly more gullible than a turkey being invited to Thanksgiving dinner because she falls for it hook, line, and sinker.
For those of you Vanderpumpers who are having withdrawal until the next season, Bravo has the perfect fix in Vanderpump Rules Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky. Try saying that after a few shots of bourbon. But between all the ATV riding, cow poop shoveling, and being sprayed with deer piss, Jax Taylor has a lot more to contend with than just Brittany Cartwright‘s frog leg –eating family grilling him about his marriage plans.
We start at SUR, hipster music blaring and lights dimmed, watching Brittany serve tables and Jax mix up some Pumptinis. I would be lying if I didn’t say that this was making me miss Vanderpump Rules even more. Lisa Vanderpump swans in, leather jacket clad and questioning if Jax and Brittany have their shifts covered for their vacation. OK, but can we not pretend they actually have to get their shifts covered for a whole Bravo production of their spin off? Like what would happen if Katie Maloney had a Pucker and Pout party or Tom Sandoval had garage band practice and no one could cover for them? I’m assuming we would still have a show. Anyway, I digress.When Brittany walks away, Lisa slyly asks Jax how he is going to manage to pull the wool over the family’s eyes for two whole weeks then makes a cock joke about chickens and we are off and running, folks!
Just in case you were wondering, Brittany Cartwright is still making sandwiches for Jax Taylor, ya’ll! Despite rumors that the Vanderpump Rules stars had broken up post-filming of their spinoff, they’re confirming otherwise. And I guess that’s a good thing, because their new show, Vanderpump Rules: Jax And Brittany Take Kentucky, looks to hinge on the Big Question: i.e., will lifetime bachelor, Jax Taylor, propose?
In a recent interview, Jax reassured viewers that despite their engagement status remaining a mystery, he and Brittany are definitely not broken up. “You definitely can (put the kibosh on that rumor),” he said. “Don’t read those [blogs]!”
Scheana Marie‘s transition to Kardashian is nearly complete! Reality star show starlet? Check. Mandatory dark hair? Check. Newly shaped/contoured face? Check. Racy scenes on film? Check. Copycat couture? Check check!
Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie attended the PrettyLittleThing X launch this week and her dress looked familiar because almost exactly one year ago Kim Kardashian wore the same one in black for the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards at Madison Square Garden.
At the time Kim shared that her dress was a vintage Galliano, “I was so inspired by my recent trip to Mexico that I went with this amazing, vintage Galliano dress that I’ve had in my closet for forever,”
Our question is: who wore the look better? Kim K or Scheana Marie? Vote in our poll below! Do you think Scheana’s is a real-deal Galliano or a convincing copy? At least Scheana’s isn’t quite as see-through!
The dueling cliques definitely dominated the story lines last season on Vanderpump Rules– well, that drama and the wedding events with Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz. If you follow the cast on social media, you must have noticed some super random new friendships.
If you don’t follow the cast, then you’ll probably be shocked whenever these new episodes air. Why? Get ready for it: Katie and Lala Kent are actually friends. Yes, hell has frozen over and pigs are flying. They are getting along, taking pics together, and putting a halt to the trash talking.
It looks like we’re getting a glimpse of another event being filmed for the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules. Katie Maloney celebrated an event for her Pucker & Pout website at SUR. She was joined by co-stars Lala Kent, Stassi Schroeder,Brittany Cartwright, Tom Sandoval, Scheana Marie and even James Kennedy!
Over in NYC, a slew of Bravo stars past and present headed out last night to celebrate with Patti Stanger. The party pulled in the likes of Dorinda Medley, Karen Huger, Claudia Jordan, Rich and Kathy Wakile and more.
Also out and about: Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian. Be warned: Kim’s wearing a see-through getup, so you may want to scroll through gallery without kids or co-workers lurking about. 😉
A new dawn, and new totally fake friendships as the ThreeheadedSheBeast of Vanderpump Rules seeks redemption. For all her grandstanding, Lala Kent has officially returned to the show, which is now filming. The entire cast is currently in Mexico, and low and behold, who was getting along with Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney and living to tweet about it? Why Lala, that’s who!
Stassi, Katie, Lala, and Kristen Doute shared pictures from Mexico, where everyone has seemingly gotten over Lala flashing her boobs and pretending she’d actually be desperate enough to sleep with Tom Schwartz. Apparently, the morality police have found it in their pure and perfect hearts to forgive Lala for allegedly having a married boyfriend.