What did Lisa think of Tom Sandoval‘s new highlighted hair? “I didn’t like it.” Andy then plays a Kristen montage and asks Lisa if Kristen will ever be able to convince people that she isn’t psycho? “I don’t know, I think we’ve got too much evidence that she is.” Will Kristen’s relationship go the distance? “It’s gone on a lot longer than we thought, right? But I mean we have a little hiccup this episode, isn’t that kind of relevant?”
After Stassi Schroeder left Vanderpump Rules, life did not exactly work out for her. She had no boyfriend, no friends (in the cast), and she made an enemy that none of us would ever want: Lisa Vanderpump. I will never ever forget LVP telling Stassi to sit down since she was “not important enough to hate.” I have no idea how she didn’t cry right then, but I felt very uncomfortable watching it. So I can’t help being curious about the state of Lisa and Stassi’s relationship now that Stassi is back on the show.
I have no idea why Stassi would ever try to take on Lisa, but she has and I’ve been scared on her behalf ever since. Nevertheless, I am so curious to see how Stassi and Lisa interact during the new Vanderpump Rules episodes.
Vanderpump Rules returns for its fifth season tonight. That means we’ve endured four seasons of binge drinking, bar fighting, cheating scandals, bad boyfriending, bad girlfriending, bad friending, b’atrocious fashions from bad employees who are slinging shots while slinging mud whilst trying Lisa Vanderpump‘s patience! But success tastes like a Pumptini after a long day at Bravo, so before we head into season five – which promises another wedding with another bad wedding gown – let’s refresh our drink-addled memories with a toast to all the craziness from last season!
Because as unrealistic as it is to imagine 30-something bartenders and waitresses who have not evolved at all in their lives and are still bickering over the same puerile topics, we’re all kinda obsessed with the show. Below is a rundown of Vanderpump Rules biggest dramas and scandals from season 4!
Sources close to Scheana are saying that Mike didn’t come home one night last week (and while she was grieving the loss of her uncle), so she got worried and blocked his credit cards. Two days later he reportedly emptied their joint checking account and hasn’t been home since.