Quick!  Somebody call the press!  Oh, wait…I am pretty sure cameras were there to capture something that we have never, ever seen in the history of Bravo–or, more specifically, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills franchise.  To what am I referring?  You may want to sit down.  You’re certainly going to need a minute to recoup.  And you’re most definitely not going to believe me.

Here it is…this year, on Sunday, July 1st,  Kyle “Table Splits” Richards hosted her annual White Party.  She’s quite the Diddy, you know.  Anyhoo, (are you sitting down?) word on the pearly white streets is that there was no drama, I repeat, NO DRAMA at said party this year.  I know.  I am as shocked as you are.  Take a moment.  I believe the first year we were introduced to Kyle’s White Party, she yelled at a woman for hitting on her husband.  Not shockingly, Camille Grammer also showed up with a snarky etiquette book for her former nemesis.  Of course, who can forget last year, when Taylor and Russell Armstrong after Russell threatened to sue Lisa Vanderpump?  White party = drama.  Always.

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