The last time we gave out this award, it went to Reza's Shahs of Sunset co-star, Lilly Ghalichi. Coincidence? Um, no. They're both inane egomaniacs.
In Lilly's case, she got stopped earlier this year for tweeting and driving. "I just got pulled over for tweeting and driving," tweeted Lilly. "But Officer Kashani let me go because he loves Shahs! Yay! Best cop ever!" Ugh – hardly remorseful.
In Reza's case, he appeared in traffic court last week for texting and driving. Reza's day in court started on a high note, which he bragged about on Twitter, but the day did not end well. Oh, poor Reza Joon, said no judge ever.
Style released the sneak peek video of the Bonnie Blossman and Whitney Whatley focused Big Rich Texas spinoff yesterday. The video's label – Big Rich Texas season 4 premiere – confused fans on Twitter. Too funny – I was so excited to see the clip, I didn't even notice the stinking label.
"Technically, we are still Big Rich Texas, but with our spinoff show that is our version of season 4," explained Bonnie. "Our family is the focus, primarily surrounding Whit's pregnancy, and it's six episodes long. No drama, mostly comedy. MUCH more lighthearted and fun filming with family and friends."
Despite the revelations that aired in the RHOC Secrets Revealed episode (namely that toothless Greek god is real!) Vicki said her summer was great and that she returned to Greece! She did, huh? Not to shell out for more dental procedures but on an insurance trip with Briana Culberson and her grandson Troy.
Oh Kim Zolciak…she's really channeling her inner Kate Gosselin, isn't she? Now pregnant with twins, the wig wearing, chain smoking reality star will have had four kids with husband Kroy Biermann in the last two and a half years. Bless her heart–and her lady bits!
The Don't Be Tardy star is very excited about her growing brood. However, she has admitted to being shocked to find out she was having twins, although they do run in her family. I guess I mistakenly assumed that she was shocked to find out she was pregnant yet again, but that doesn't seem to be the case. In a recent tweet (where else), Kim calls out haters and confirms that she and Kroy were trying for another child.
Things begin with yet another fight about Melissa Gorga allegedly cheating on Joe Gorga. I was rolling my eyes and guzzling my wine with my Milania Hair Care Hairmuffs on so I really don't know what that man was yammering on about. I was all prepared to throw my wine glass at the TV in my own Incredible Hulk Man-angsty moment when Bravo flashed us back 12 hours earlier.
And I really wish I had been prepared with my blinders on! We are greeted by Poison grinding his junk in Melissa's face. 'Happy Birthday baby – just call me Justin Timberlake cause I got you some d*ck in a box!' Melissa is like 'Where? I don't see it… Oh. Yeah that little guy. Awwww… thanks… Hi TUHREEEZA!" If I got Poison's junk in my face for a birthday gift I would cancel birthdays for the rest of my life. And Melissa had never been so happy to see her sister-in-law.
Everyone is finally moved into the cul-de-sac compound on Sister Wives, and the kids are ecstatic to be so close to their siblings. Kody thinks that Meri, Janelle, Christine, and Robyn will have the biggest adjustment with boundaries.
Robyn has a grand plan to ceremoniously burn the duffel bag that Kody used to tote from house-to-house. Janelle never really minded what the bag represented, and Kody laughs. To Janelle, the bag is a symbol of her independence and served as a reminder that he'd be leaving soon. Sounds about right!
With Mother's Day on the horizon, Kody is meeting with this jewelry manufacturers to design individually pieces for each of his wives. He's hoping that none of the wives will get jealous. After seeing what Kody has designed, I doubt he'll have to worry. Robyn's piece is a phoenix rising from the ashes, Meri gets a loyal dog crown and heart, Christine's piece will be a mischievous fairy, while poor Janelle gets a tree. Will these be available on the web site?
Real Housewives ofBeverly Hills'Brandi Glanville certainly isn't known for being politically correct…especially on Twitter! The self-proclaimed drunk tweeter either garners laughs or criticism for her flippant tweets, and this weekend was no different as Brandi lamented about switching teams due to the lack of quality men.
However, I don't know why the reality star was so down. Brandi spent Friday night partying with her biffle Jennifer Gimenez and P. DiddyPuff DaddySean Combs. That certainly doesn't sound too shabby to this gal considering I spent my Friday night with pinot noir, Clinton Kelly, and Stacy London.
Danielle Staub stopped by the Watch What Happens Live clubhouse tonight to dish with Andy Cohen and it was almost as good as if Kim Granatell was on! Danielle shared her love for Teresa Giudice, her loathing of the other housewives, including sharing just how Melissa Gorga landed a spot on the show! Danielle also shared that she's shooting a new reality show!
Andy kicked off the show irritating Danielle by mentioning Kim G. Trust us, we know how much she despises Kim G. Danielle blocked us on Twitter for just for saying we wished that Danielle and Kim G would be on a show together. We meant it to be fun but she wasn't having it.
Her thoughts on Teresa's federal indictment charges: "I feel bad for them. They're people, they're family and you know things that are very bad are happening to them, so it would be really wrong of anyone to enjoy that."