Reality Tea

shannon beador cries over impending divorce

Last night on Real Housewives of Orange County the dramas were as real as the friendships were fake. And Shannon Beador is about to learn a nasty lesson in Housewives betrayal – right on top of learning one about heartbreak. Why is this exactly the plot of a Lifetime Movie? Oh goody! 

So, let's just break this down; either Tamra Barney's new doctor is injecting her with crazy-hormones (and by that I mean more crazy than usual hormones) or girlfriend is having a nervous breakdown. Of course, that still doesn't excuse her rancid personality and wretched two-faced-ness. Do personalities spoil like milk?

Tamra is still mad at Heather Dubrow for having a life beyond her or RHOC – and for daring to promote another gym on TV besides CUT Fitness. I mean that horrible hoochie-hussy – she is like single-handedly destroying Tamra's business. As if Tamra's behavior on RHOC isn't at allllll responsible for destroying her reputation. 

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Celebrity Sightings In New York City - June 16, 2014

Kim Kardashian knows how to play the media like a fiddle.  All she has to do dress up in some hideous or revealing outfit and "bam!", just like that she's all over the web.  Well played, Kim.  Once again the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star flashed some major cleavage and had photographers scrambling to take her picture yesterday. 

Kim was out and about in NYC yesterday – earlier in the day with daughter North and then out for dinner later in the evening.  Kim was wearing a revealing top that barely covered her boobs, paired with a suit jacket that she had to hold onto the entire day to keep it sort of closed. 

In other Kardashian news, rumor has it this morning that Kourtney Kardashian has kicked Scott Disick to the curb. 

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Last night's Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta was all about pee pee pictures and repentance…with lots of freeloading thrown in for good measure. Let's get to dissecting that craziness, shall we? 

Oh gracious. Kylie Redd and the purple haired girl Kalenna pick up Rasheeda in a van en route to New Orleans. The ladies are ready to drink and twerk and Kirk Frost looks a bit bewildered as he's left to deal with Karter, his mother-in-law, and his growing Adam's apple. Once the road trip begins, Rasheeda wants to hear all about Karlie being kicked out of Benzino's new club. Karlie retracts her statement that she liked the Zeen's tiny peen after he accused her missing it. She'll take Yung Joc's kielbasa sausage over Zino's little Vienna wiener any day of the week. To prove her point, Karlie has requested a "d" pic from her current man…and his permission to post it in all his glory side-by-side with Zino's for a size comparison. Who does this stuff? I mean, really?

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I don't know why TLC and ABC didn't think to make last night's episode of Sister Wives as a crossover with Shark Tank. Can you imagine Daymond John or Mark Cuban reacting to Kody Brown's hair and Robyn's whining as they pitched My Sister Wives' Closet? Christine could model the jewelry wearing her finest medieval garb! What a missed opportunity!

The wives are working on a business plan because apparently showing up and just asking for money doesn't work with venture capitalists…they like presentations. It's crazy that rich people won't just give out money to tacky online jewelry boutiques!? Robyn and Kodi are rocking denim tuxedos and whining about goals and differences and hopes and dreams and teamwork. Meri complains, and Janelle is the only one with any sense of vision, organization, and focus. Shocking. Why is she still here? Run, Janelle, run! We'd all support you! Kody decides the family should take a day to figure out where to go from here, which is a great idea considering they have to pitch themselves and their business in twenty days. I love that the two people who claim to be the most invested in this company are the two biggest procrastinators in the Brown bunch. 

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Marriage Boot Camp Gretchen and Slade

Perhaps Gretchen Rossi oughtta consider a different career besides reality TV, because she's never happy with her portrayal. Is it because her personality sucks? 

Gretchen, former Real Housewives of Orange County star, is currently appearing on Marriage Bootcamp after Bravo decided they weren't interested in the continuing with the Gretchen/Slave wedding charade – or the we're pretending to have a baby storyline. Gretchen has complained for years about how Bravo edited things to make her look bad, and now she's having the same problem with Marriage Bootcamp. Maybe it's you, Gretchen?

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The second half of Season 5 of Teen Mom 2 has a premiere date, ya'll!  July 16th will be the return of Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry, Leah Calvert and Chelsea Houska, as well as their kids, baby daddies, new husbands, parents, and other side-kicks. 

It's a little odd that MTV is calling this season 5 since the "first half" of this season has been over for a while and even had the reunion/catch up specials, too.  For me, that means the season is over and we're on to season 6. I digress. 

MTV released a new teaser trailer for the season 5 (and a half) premiere and it's just as we've come to expect – loaded with drama.  Jenelle is battling with mama Barbara, who looks like she's had up to her eyeballs with Jenelle's non-parenting of Jace.  Kailyn's son Isaac will be the voice of reason this time around, telling his mom to stop yelling.  Things are looking rough for Jeremy and Leah and Leah cries about mounting medical bills (despite Jeremy making $5,000 a week not including their Teen Mom money…) and Chelsea battles with loser-for-life Adam Lind, who is dealing with another DUI and facing two years in jail/prison. 

Porsha Stewart Williams red dress

Porsha Williams is coming back to the Real Housewives of Atlanta! Ever since she whopped-up on fellow castmate Kenya Moore at last season's reunion — leading to her arrest — rumors were swirling that Bravo was not going to invite Porsha back to the show.

The backstory in case you are new to the reality world. Porsha and Kenya have have never been friends. In fact, in the two seasons that they have shared the screen, I have hardly even seen them act friendly.

Everything came to a head at the reunion, with Kenya Moore egging Porsha on, until Porsha snapped and took down Kenya while cameras were still rolling.

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