Throwback Thursday time! A long, long time ago in the dawning of a televised civilization when reality TV was a zygote in the mind of an executive, Kenya Moore descended upon the Miss USA stage coated in sequins and smiles.
It was an era of videotapes and grainy pictures, of televisions so enormously heavy two strong men couldn't carry them into a living room. It was the time of hammer pants and music actually being played on MTV. It was a society where AquaNet reigned supreme. And until Beyonce quoted her at the Super Bowl, it was a young, undercover crazy Kenya's crowning moment.
Behold: Before They Were Famous – Real Housewives of Atlanta edition! Below is footage from Kenya's epic crowning 1993 moment. There were no twirls. No one shrieked "Gone With The Wind Fabulous!" The sheen of desperation hadn't settled permanently into her skin and Kenya glistened with promise and opportunity.
In short, Krayonce hadn't been born. Miss WHO-S-A indeed! Get it girl! And credit where credit is due, Kenya looks great and that seriously was an amazing accomplishment. Beyonce never looked so good.
Axl and his LadyLove are calling it quits on their relationship and as their past comes to light, it shows their time together was far from idyllic. Axl had quite the active 'life on the side' – including paying for an apartment for his mister/mistress. The Piece on the side was well known in his workplace and nobody asked asked questions, The Piece even had a secret hiding place if LadyLove stopped by. The affair with The Piece included a romp in LadyLove’s own office. The icing on the cake is that The Piece even engaged in a little phone sex with another cast member’s husband.
Don’t despair – LadyLove was happy and might not have cared too much about the cheating (which she may have known about – just not the "who") since each time she got a bigger and better gift out of it – including plenty of trips to the best designer stores. The Piece got plenty of lavish gifts, as well. LadyLove got everything her heart desired, including a career.
A Konvoy of Krazy is pulling into the Kardashian station, literally. Let's round up the K's, shall we?
First, we have Kris Humphries still refusing to budge on his annulment stance, and he wants raw footage from the show to prove he deserves it. Kim Kardashian, on the other hand, is trying to take the sympathy route, pleading with the court that all of this stress could be harmful to her unborn baby. I don't even want to mention that Kanye West won't even be able to declare paternity right away if Kimye, Jr. is born while Kim is married to another man.
So, now on to the fourth K, Kris Jenner! She is yet again denying divorce rumors regarding her and husband Bruce Jenner. Is it Groundhog's Day? We also learn that Kris' own divorce from Kim's father wasn't pretty, and Kris was made to undergo a mental health evaluation! Care to take a gander at the results before you keep reading?
It's day two of the special two day Bachelor event, and Sean Lowe and his nine bachelorettes – AshLee, Selma, Catherine, Desiree, Daniella, Lesley, Lindsay, Sarah, and Tierra – are in Canada. Day one of the special two day Bachelor event was a complete disaster – mostly thanks to Tierrable Tierra.
While the catty girl drama in Montana left Sean feeling uneasy about this amazing journey to find love, he's hoping to get back on track this week. You keep telling yourself that, Sean, and I'll keep admiring the stunning backdrop that is Canada. Lesley thinks Lake Louise screams romance. I'm pretty sure Lake Louise is actually screaming, "What did I do to deserve this mockery?"
Chris Harrison announces that there will be one group date, two one-on-one dates, and a rose up for grabs on each date. When the first date card arrives, the girls recap the season thus far, realizing that Catherine, Daniella, and Tierra have yet to have their own dates with Sean. The first date card is addressed to Catherine and reads "let's find our fairy tale ending."
There is a lot going on in the world of the Bachelor today…past and present. First up, everyone's favorite pilot turned famewhore Jake Pavelka is discussing his love, the talented Kristin Chenoweth. I will never, ever understand that situation as long as I live. She's just so cute, I want to put her in my pocket, but I am certainly questioning her romantic choices of late.
You know who else is questioning his romantic choices (and rightfully so)? Why, it's current Bachelor Sean Lowe! Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief, because it appears that even though he keeps picking the atrocious Tierra LiCausa, Sean now recognizes he was clearly hoodwinked…what a cute expression. Golly, Sean. And speaking of Tierra, she has to command that attention, right? Just wait until you see her recent Instagram picture!
For someone who has been whining about wanting to get her divorce over with, you would think that Kim Kardashian would, you know, stop fighting it and just concede. But then who would she and her family slam constantly in the media if it weren't for Kris Humphries?
The Kourtney & Kim Take Miami star has been pressing her estranged husband to finalize divorce so both can go about their lives. Kim's latest reason for wanting to end her marriage quickly: it's harming her pregnancy.
Kim is claiming divorce is too stressful for her unborn baby. Her doctor, borrowing a tactic from Lindsey Lohan, is allegedly saying the reality star who is jet-setting all over the world as Kanye West's baby mama can't handle the stress of being exposed as a fraud in the media litigation and was having "severe pains" the other night as a result. Maybe that was indigestion from all the McDonald's she's been eating… check her Twitter!
Kenya Moore has made much ado about how people confuse her for Beyonce and to prove their similarities, Krayonce recently released a song called "Gone With The Wind Fabulous."
Following her epic Super Bowl half-time performance, Inside Edition asked Beyonce how she felt about the big show. Her response: "Gone With The Wind Fabulous" and she added a twirl and a smirk. Video proof is below!