Ka-kching! It's a kash kow known as a Kim Kardashian keremony! Unless you've been in outer space testing out Kim and Kanye West's honeymoon trip, you know that Kimye is set to walk down the aisle Memorial Day weekend in Paris. Kim has been adamant that her third wedding will be a more intimate and un-televised affair, but rumors are flying around that she is going to rake in upwards of $21 million on her nuptials and the surrounding events. That's a whole lot of flower walls and ugly dresses!
How is Kim kashing in on the big event? Well, consider her marriage to the tiny rapper to be like the Olympics or a local charity party. It's all about the sponsorships, y'all! Apparently people are willing to give Kim (and Kris Jenner, too of course!) just about anything for free to get some exposure. I guess it makes sense given this family is known for total over-exposure!
Late February, Evelyn Lozada went on record to say she would get her body back within 60 days of giving birth. Well, love her or hate her, you have to give her credit for staying focused and making it happen.
Evelyn has lost a whopping 30 pounds since she gave birth to her son, Carl Leo, just seven weeks ago. She gained 42 pounds while pregnant.
Speaking to ABC News, the former Basketball Wives star said, "I'm proud of where I'm at so far. My body feels like it's almost back to normal."Evelyn has a right to feel proud – she looks great!
By the end of last season, I was ready to be done and over with watching this show – all that dark and angry family drama just went on for too too long and with very little light and humor mixed in. That said, I am hoping that this season will be a little better. I know it's going to be serious with Teresa and Joe'sfraud case front and center and of course the typical friendship drama, but I'm still crossing my fingers for some humor and lighthearted moments this time. And these newbies will hopefully breathe some new life in!
Updated: Caroline Manzo also confirmed that she is officially not returning to the show. "Thanks 4 all the love today, I decided 2 leave #RHONJ but I'll be back this fall on @bravotv with Manzo'd With Children! Love you guys!"
Was anyone else confused by Ramona Singer'sbehavior last night on the Real Housewives of New York City? First she gives Kristen Taekman a half-ass apology for throwing a wine glass at her face. Then the next morning she is caught packing by Carole Radziwill, right after she calls her friend to come and get her in the Berkshires. Then on a hike through the woods, she is so traumatized over some leaves and fallen trees that she has to leave the Berkshires immediately, without even saying good-bye to her bestie, Sonja Morgan.
After all these years on camera did she not think that we could all see her calling her friend to come and get her long before her traumatizing hike? I have long since given up on trying to explain Ramona Singer and her bad behavior. But in her latest Bravo blog, she tries to justify her actions….
Hey guys – Kim Kardashian needs some superficial attention over her appearance again! What would this woman do without social media – I am frightened just imagining it!
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star boasted that Kanye West gifted her with a giant wall of now-wilting flowers for her first Mother's Day, and since Kim never wants to let an opportunity to self-promote go to waste, she staged a so-called impromptu photoshoot in a see-thru white dress (negligee?) in front of the giant floral obstruction!
This season there will of course be tons of focus on Teresa and Joe Giudice's impending indictment for fraud as the couple pretends to be attempts to prove they are innocent. Dina returns to be a shoulder for Teresa to cry on, but also struggles with her own divorce from husband Tommy.
Melissa and Poison will attempt to embark upon yet another career to stave off their own bankruptcy in the sanitation business as Melissa continues to pursue her passion for auto-tune singing. Also, Melissa's friend from the past, and new Housewife Amber, joins the cast to spread more Melissa rumors. Cause we haven't had this storyline for the past three seasons. YAWN!
New Housewives Nicole andTeresa are twins with an over-the-top Jersey style. And that includes their tempers! Bravo describes the season as shocking and says, "The six wives begin to form a strong bond, but when shocking rumors of infidelity and backstabbing surface, it threatens to tear their friendships to pieces."
Last night the fallout in the Berkshires continued! One might think if you, you know accidentally had a "knee jerk" reaction and threw a glass object at someone's face thus cutting them in the process, one might feel compelled to apologize. You know, sincerely.
One might assume since you just injured someone over the fact that they got your hair wet – hair that didn't look good to begin with and looked no worse after the horrific splashing that caused you to lash out and so aggressively you flung not only a glass object, but a boat oar at their face – you would feel some modicum of remorse. But alas, I presume none of us are Ramona Singer. So, yeah – logic does not apply. So that's what happened on last night's Real Housewives of New York.
After Ramona caused all this damage she faked a panic attack, lied, and got the hell out of dodge. You know what the most hysterical part in all of this is – Ramona is still trying to convince people she's classy. Oh girl… I think there's a whole chapter in Class With The Countess dedicated to you and explaining what it is you do that's not classy.