So two hours of Sister Wives, anyone? One hundred twenty minutes of Kody Brown’s mane. Thankfully, last night’s episode starts with everyone preparing for Mykelti and Madison’s graduations. The girls go to different schools so there will be double the opportunity for Meri to make a scene at the ceremonies. Christine compares Mykelti’s nest leaving to that of daughter Aspyn who she believes was more prepared for the transition. Madison, on the other hand, can’t wait to high tail it out of Las Vegas and head to college in her former home state of Utah. Janelle promises that she won’t turn into a sappy mom (ahem, Meri) as her daughter packs her room.
With everyone wondering about Robyn’s pregnancy (she did look pretty pregnant last season), she has her own little sofa session where she admits that Aspyn asked if she was pregnant while the family was watching the slide show featured on last season’s finale. After Aspyn approached her, more and more family members inquired as to whether she was having a baby. Well, we can stop the bump watch, folks! Robyn states that she is too busy with My Sister Wives Closet to even think about having another child…at least at the moment.
Our inside sources (not the same one who confirmed that they’d heard the raid story was true..we’re no longer taking tips from that one) shared with us that most of the stories written about Teresa’s final days before heading off to serve her 15 month sentence were totally fabricated. “So much out there about Teresa’s last days. Radar never has the right info! I can tell you first hand what’s been going on.”
I thank God that tonight is the season finale of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons because I’m bored out of my mind watching this summer wind down. Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick are discussing the new acting gig they were offered for a show shooting in the Hamptons. It’s for Royal Pains and Scott is stoked, however he humbly admits he has no clue how to act. I for one think he would make a decent actor. I don’t know why – but I think he can pull it off. Khloe, on the other hand, meh.
Kimmy has arrived! Yay!!! Apparently, she never spends this much time away from her sisters and decided to help pack up the house (Who-hoo! The end is near for this season!) and head back home to LaLa Land. First stop, hitting up a winery with Jonathan Cheban (ugh, I could do without him for the rest of the Kardashian existence IMO), Khloe, Kimmy and Malika (Khloe’s BFF). Kimmy doesn’t normally drink (kinda sucks to be her, I bet she’s a BLAST to hang out with). I for one, loves me some wine. all wine. any wine. Hell, I’m seven months pregnant and would drink mouthwash at this point for a buzz if I could….Anywho, Khloe’s had a bummer of a summer and this day of vino and girl time should do the trick.
It’s sober month for Andy – only water in the clubhouse for him in January.
Andy reads the quote from tonight’s Celebrity Apprentice when Geraldo Rivera said “Imagine being married to Kenya! You’d be sleeping with your eyes open.” Kenya says “well, he’s had what, five wives?” And Kenya addresses giving Keisha a hard time about not calling Bill Cosby for a donation, she explains that the show was shot almost a year ago – long before the controversy with Bill bubbled over.
Andy then shares that he was cut from tonight’s Celebrity Apprentice segment at the pie shop, and he’s glad because he only brought $1,000 with him and everyone else was bringing huge money. I’m also fairly certain I read that Andy shared in his book that the pies tasted terrible…
Tonight is the premiere of Celebrity Apprentice, thus dubbing Sundays Krayonce Day! (Sorry Downton). Donald Trump, who already called Kenya Moore “evil”, dished that this season’s cast is vicious and will shock audiences with their bad behavior. So just to get this straight: the behavior is worse than The Donald’s hair.
Donald says of all the seasons, season 14 “is the one where they have hated each other the most.” The cast which includes, Brandi Glanville and Kenya, butted heads constantly. “It’s a level of hatred I’ve never seen.”
Last night NeNe Leakes ended her run in Broadway’s Cinderella, as the show officially closed.
NeNe did an emotional farewell bow as she wrapped her performance as Madame. “MY FINAL BOW: What a bitter sweet moment it was! I will be forever grateful for such an amazing opportunity!” the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star wrote.
In the audience to watch NeNe’s final performance was her husband Gregg, and both her sons Brentt and Bryson. “As I took my final bow, my amazing hubby, children, friends and family cheered me on as they knew the journey, the hard work, and tenacity it took for me to get here,” NeNe shared.
According to NorthJersey.com, cars are being turned away already today. They report that federal employees are blocking access to the road leading up to the Danbury prison in Danbury, Connecticut, making it nearly impossible for anyone to capture Teresa’s arrival. “On Sunday afternoon, a white unmarked car with federal plates guarded Pembroke Road, which leads from Route 37 to the prison, sending unauthorized vehicles back out to the main road. Only a small sliver of the prison complex — mostly an area with high-intensity lights — is visible from Route 37.”
I know y’all are waiting with baited breath for the new season of Sister Wives to premiere tonight on TLC. You’ve missed Kody Brown’s luscious locks, haven’t you? Admit it! Not to mention, there have been teasers galore about a new lady joining the Brown clan. Whoever could it be?
Spoiler alert: it’s me! Don’t I wish? I’d love to put Meri’s wet bar to actual use (seriously, why did she need that thing?) and take a crack at writing their family mission statement. Kidding! I wouldn’t last a day in that red clay cul-de-sac compound! So who could this mystery woman be?