Jenelle was charged with simple assault, possession of drug paraphernalia, simple possession of a prescription painkiller, and possession of heroin with intent to manufacture, sell, and distribute, specifically, and she was scheduled to appear in court today to face the drug related charges.
Did you catch that? Jenelle WAS scheduled to appear today. WAS.
Last night on Real Housewives of New Jersey some tepid family bonds were forged while others remained more fractured than a crackle manicure. Oh deja Jersey – coming back to haunt us like bad ju-ju!
Things begin with the aftermath of Joe Gorga's gym baptism by fire. Poison is driving home talking to himself, mumbling "bitch" and other little rude names. The voices in his head really shouldn't be so hard on him. He's only a man, after all. A flawed one, but still only a man with a penchant for weight lifting, Tarzan-ing, and embarrassing himself.
He stomps into the house where a perfectly made up Melissa Gorga is relaxing on her bed begging daughter Antonia to "write" her book for her. Melissa tells Antonia about including stories about her own dad in the book. Melissa is running the including her dad thing by everyone as if she really cares about anyone's opinion. Girl is going to include all her dad's dirrry secrets because it sells books and there is no point to writing a book if it isn't to sell it!
Melissa says she doesn't want her daughter to see the type of family life she had and right on cue here comes Poison grunting and talking himself down from jumping off the faux-marble roof as he barges in to let Melissa know that Teresa Giudice was ranting about fake Chanel on Twitter or something.
That's right, it's a Zoila for Jenni and husband Jonathan Nassos! The two welcomed a daughter over the weekend and shared her name over Twitter. Unfortunately, Zoila Chavezhoped the moniker would have been a bit different.
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Joanna was hanging out and playing hostess at the Rehab Bikini Invitational inside Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Vegas. The new Mrs. Zago even showed off her hula hooping skills during the party, but she did manage to keep her feet on the ground this time and not on any tables.
It wasn't Turtle Time for Real Housewives of New York'sRamona Singer on a recent African safari. In fact, the crazy-eyed, wine-swilling drama queen was apparently attacked by an unidentified wild animal! No worries though. She's back in the States, safe and sound.
Things are very Gone with the Wind Fabulous for Real Housewives of Atlanta'sKenya Moore as the eviction suit against her heats up…and speaking of heating up, there is some pretty scandalous gossip surrounding Porsha Stewart that is making the rounds. We'll have more on that in a bit! First, let's start with the former Miss USA's legal woes.
After neither Kenya nor her lawyer showed up in court to fight the eviction, she claimed that she never received notice of the hearing. Now, her former landlord Conya Dillon is asking for an expedited hearing, and she's not fooling around. In her legal documents, Conya calls out Kenya for using the eviction proceedings to prolong her fifteen minutes of fame.
Radar has obtained court filings Kenya's landlord accuses her former tenant of violating the terms of her lease fifteen different times, as well as causing “extreme emotional distress as the result of the delay [of the eviction] and the defendant’s malicious and intentional [character] attacks."
"This former talent showwinner has been shacking up with her former mentor. He says that he can get her back to her A list glory that disappeared in what seems like an instant. So far all she has been doing is taking care of his needs when he is not getting them taken care of by some of the other women he has promised the same thing to."
Give us your best guesses for the mentor, the former winner and which talent show!