Reality Tea

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I'm so foolish! When Jon Gosselin said he wanted to escape the spotlight and live a normal life – I believed him! Then came Couples Therapy and now Jon is back to courting the tabloids for attention. 

In the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Jon regales us with tales of what a terrible mother Kate Gosselin is and now wants to fight her for custody of their sextuplets. This all comes weeks after Kate dropped a lawsuit against Jon claiming he stole information from her that was later used in a purported tell-all expose that accused her of being obsessed with fame and abusing her eight kids.

"They live in fear of Kate,” Jon claims of the nine-year-old sextuplets. “Every time I see them, they tell me they want to live with me.” In a recent Today Show interview, Jon and Kate's twins Mady and Kara refused to answer questions and displayed some serious animosity towards their mom. “It was horrible to watch,” recounts Jon. 

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Justin Bieber Arrested In Miami Beach

In case you've been hiding under a rock this morning with no internet capabilities, Justin Bieber got busted for DUI (alcohol and drugs), resisting arrest, driving on a suspended license and drag racing.  Not exactly reality TV news..except it is, sort of! 

What does a pop star do when he's busted in Florida and not in his home state of Cali? He calls the best attorney in the state..who happens to be Real Housewives of Miami star Lea Black's husband Roy Black!  Such a small world.  We could probably make a fun game out of the six degrees of the Real Housewives. 

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Leaving behind her busy and stressful life of being a Housewife who doesn't do any housewife stuff, Lisa Hochstein has been on vacation with husband Lenny on Necker Island. 

Partying with them at the ritzy and exclusive beach spot is Richard Branson and several other friends. The Real Housewives of Miami star has been capturing all the memories with a zillion selfies on instagram. 

"Hanging out with Richard Branson and 35 of our friends on his private island . @drhochstein #richardbranson #necker #neckerisland #thisDoesnotSuck," Lisa shared.

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I guess I should have braced myself for the return of Teen Mom 2. I'd forgotten that with it would come a new media hurricane of all its "stars." I'm used to Jenelle Evans being in the tabloids 24/7/365 (I'm so 2005), but I kind of forget about the other girls when they aren't stored in my DVR.

Perhaps I need to be grateful for non-Jenelle created drama, but I feel like it's the same story line over and over again with these girls. Guess what? Chelsea Houska is still pretending she's over douchebag and baby daddy Adam Lind while claiming that she doesn't receive help from her ever-present father. Hey, no shame in taking money from the Bank of Dad if he gives it willingly, right…even if you do have all that MTV money for doing nothing more than being totally immature, irresponsible and overly dramatic.  That last sentence is not a dig a Chelsea. It's a dig at all of them. 

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Is it totally weird that I miss those crazy kids from Jersey Shore? Now, instead of GTL, it's BDH for bumbs, diapers, and homebodies. It's a far cry from their "situation" in Seaside Heights! Not only are Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Pauly D parents, Jenni "JWoww" Farley is expecting a bundle of joy with fiance Roger Mathews. If someone had predicted this baby boom in the middle of season two of the MTV debacle, I never would have believed them!

Now, JWoww and Rog are sharing the gender of their little one.  Roger took to Twitter, joking, "Been 4 years trying to figure out one girls brain. Now I get to try and figure out another one. Grey hair is in my immediate future." Oh Rog…I'm sure they make product to cover that!

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And here I was thinking that Kelly Hyland was being quite passive (so far) on this season of Dance Moms. I had no idea we'll get to see her assault Abby Lee Miller–and the ensuing hearing–on an upcoming episode! Her poor daughters…hopefully Kelly's behavior will give Brooke some melancholy song-writing material. She needs a good ballad in her repertoire. 

Apparently Kelly (who, as you recall is not only a crazy dance mom, but also Abby's high school nemesis), became livid when Abby continued scouting for replacement dancers and she pulled Abby's hair. Wow, this is really going back to grade school, isn't it? However, Kelly allegedly kept harassing Abby via social media, landing her with an additional charge. The judge ordered a Twitter ban for the wide-eyed dance mom. Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode…"No tweets for you!"

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Midnight Tea – Daily Link Roundup

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Torture sums up this week's Shahs of Sunset nicely. From Mercedes "MJ" Javid's tanning to Asa Soltan Rahmati's art show and from Reza Farahan's preaching to Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi's dysfunctional family – it's too much at one time. 

To start the episode, GG meets up with her sister, mortal enemy, and business partner, Leila, to talk about GG's Extensions. They're not meeting with clients, per se, but they are on Bravo. Yet Leila looks like a drowned rat and GG looks like she just came from the gym. Neither are looks I'd strive for when promoting a hair product. Anyway, Leila brings up GG's fight with MJ at Del Mar, because it's been on her mind and totally concerns her. GG points out, if Leila would stop involving herself, she wouldn't be so put out. Leila believes MJ is innocent and GG is out of control. She talked to MJ, so, of course! 

GG informs Leila that MJ phoned their mother, calling GG a slut whore bitch and vowing to never be in the same room with her for the rest of her life, on the way home from Del Mar. Leila admits this is news to her, but she adds, "Since forever your story and everybody else's story rarely is the same story." 

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