Krayonce is back in full effect…and twirl! Real Housewives of Atlanta's resident delusional fan-flinging star Kenya Moore is back in full force, and the Gone with the Wind Fabulous singer (that's singing she's doing, right?) is talking about Kanye West. Don't y'all know–Kenya was the one who got away!
While the world is talking about Yeezy's engagement toKim Kardashian, Kenya is going back to a time before the tiny rapper knew the bootilicious reality star. It was a simpler time. A time with fewer televised Kardashian weddings and more old-fashioned fans. At least, that's how I picture it.
So it seems that Kanye West has found his voice because the man cannot stop talking about getting married to Kim Kardashian. I mean, dude, I'm going to let you finish but I had one of the…nothing. I've got nothing. I think we are all going to have to let Kanye finish…and that means it could be a long time before he stops doing interviews about his engagement to the reality star. You know what, though? I'm fine with it. He seems to have quieted Kim for the time being, and I have a feeling that Kim is soon going to only know how to smile and nod like KateKatie Holmes when she was with Tom Cruise.
E! is dishing more on an interview Kanye gave on Monday morning–you know, the one where he discussed finding the perfect ring(s) for the elaborate engagement. He also addressed the dudes who plan on popping the question to their ladies after his Jumbotrontasticlove fest, saying, "I gotta apologize to the race of males for turning [it] up so much." He's far too kind. And humble. Surprisingly, the actual ceremony will be relatively low-key, with Kanye only teasing, "Two words: fighter jets."
Briana talks to Jacob, the boy, behind her mom's back. Cue the scene where Mom reminds Briana – not so gently – that she has baby baggage. So, the eyebrows have spoken, Briana is nothing more than a girl with a baby. Proceed directly to the coven. Don't call Jacob. Don't collect $200.
The incident occurred when another woman started texting Dimitri at 1:30 AM. The woman then called him and began screaming on the phone. The phone call led to an argument between Camille and Dimitri and she alleges that he "grabbed her by the hair, twisted it around his hand and repeatedly pulled her head into the bed and its headboard." Camille attests to losing some clumps of hair as a result of his actions.
Aaaahhh… Kimye. No moment too small to famewhore out, eh? With every detail of their child birth, proposal, and no doubt wedding on display for the cameras, Kanye Westis spilling on his role as daddy and all the details that went into planning his proposal to Kim Kardashian. Weren't they upset the videos were leaked to the press?
Anyway, despite being the almighty savior of American music or something, Kanyetells 97.1 AMP Radio his priority number one is daughter North. "I hang out with my girl and my daughter every day. No place I'd rather be," Kanye gushed. "Not even when I'm thinking about things I'm creating in business, my biggest goal is to get home to family."
Dina took to Twitter to share the news this morning. "Well I guess the (hairless) cats out of the bag. Yes I'm back, Unlike the past this time it felt "right" ~ See you on Bravo my friends xo"
I admit my surprise over the official admission. Bravo normally loves to keep those rumors flying right up until the season premiere of the Housewives shows, never confirming or denying the new and/or returning cast members.
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