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This week on Couples Therapy, the couples, plus lone bird Farrah Abraham, discuss dark moments from past relationships with Dr. Jenn Berman. Also, Farrah boohoos about her porn and annoys every human within an 18 mile radius, and Taylor Armstrong has a spoiled brat meltdown of epic proportions.

To kick things off, Dr. Jenn informs us that Farrah's life is chaotic. So I'd like to inform Dr. Jenn that Farrah's chaos has been meticulously planned out by Farrah the Famewhore. Hold the Fame. Meanwhile, Farrah complains to Taylor about being stood up by her boyfriend-for-hire, Brian Dawe.  Farrah assumes Taylor couldn't possibly understand how hard her life is because her divorce was – and I quote – probably like so easy.  "I filed for divorce, then I found him hanging," shares Taylor. "So not so easy." Farrah's like, fine your life is hard, I guess, but I'm done with you. Good night. Taylor tells the camera that Farrah is the most self-absorbed person she has ever met.  #PotMeetKettle

Whoever put these two – the Teen Mom and the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills – on the same show deserves a huge raise. Make it happen, VH1.

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Celebrities Visit SiriusXM Studios - January 6, 2014

With the busy holidays behind us now, our favorite (and not so favorite) celebrities are slowly coming back out to grace us with their presence – on and off the red carpet.  Check out this week's photo roundup!

Carlton Gebbia stopped by the Sirius XM studio in NYC before she headed over to make an appearance on Watch What Happens Live.

Below you'll find Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe Leakes grabbing dinner out, Dancing with the Stars pros Derek Hough and Cheryl Burke hitting up red carpet events, and Porsha Stewart (who is now back to using Porsha Williams) dining out with friends in NYC.  Also spotted: Heidi Klum on the red carpet at the People's Choice Awards, and Vanderpump Rules star Katie Maloney (and her fabulously brunette-again hair).  Lisa Vanderpump was also snapped running errands in Beverly Hills, while Bethenny picked up Bryn from school in NYC and many more below!

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Love & Hip Hop is propelling their popularity to expand big time! The show is filming an LA spinoff but it's in a major casting crisis. 

Ray J was supposed to be the main star of the show, but he backed out leaving producers in peril as the scramble to recast. Producers were counting on Ray J to be the big name draw for viewers but he's currently preoccupied with filming Bad Girls Club All-Stars

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Real Housewives of Orange County cleaned house after last season and hired three new ladies to amp up the drama. And amp up the drama they are! 

Lizzie [Rosvek], Shannon[Beador] and Danielle [Grigorio] are fitting in perfectly because they love to fight as much as the other women,” an insider shares with Radar Online.

Unfortunately the insider warns that it's definitely manufactured drama; meaning the new ladies already know how to snare some screen time! "It’s sort of silly and is definitely amped up just for the cameras, but it’s going to be really great to watch.” Even though this season is a cesspool of drama the insider insists, "The fights are FUN!" 

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The reality TV viewer numbers are in – and Real Housewives of Atlanta has blown us away!  A whopping  4.519 MILLION  viewers watched "A Trip Down Memory Lane" this week, which is a season high, a series high, and a franchise high. Bravo logged its most-watched night in network history. Everybody twirl!

Elsewhere on Sunday, 2.042 million sat through Kody and Brett's bromance on Sister Wives. Um, why? Is it the hair? The wives? Please enlighten me. 😉  

On Monday, Love & Hip Hop bounced back from last week's season low, with 2.889 million fans checking up on their favorite love triangles on VH1. Over on Bravo, both Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules lost viewers, with 1.826 million tuning in for even more Joyce and Brandi drama and 1.497 million suffering through Stassi's birthday.

On Tuesday,  1.189 million devoted Shahs of Sunset fans watched Mike and Reza's confrontation, and 2.171 million took a Tylenol after sitting through Abby Lee Miller's incessant yelling on Dance Moms

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I don't know whether I should thank VH1 or condemn them for bringing Farrah Abraham back into our reality TV lives. This season Farrah appears SOLO on Couples Therapy because she couldn't even pay someone to be seen with her.

Since James Deen had enough with her when he rented out his peen, Farrah opted to hire Brian Dawe to play her boyfriend. Brian got the heebie-jeebies when he realized he'd actually like have to spend a lot of time with Farrah and act like he cared, so he admitted the whole thing was a hoax. 

Dr. Jenn Berman denies knowing the relationship was reportedly staged and Farrah is of course claiming Brian is like such a liar! Cause Farrah never does anything wrong. Nope everyone is doing bad stuff TO HER. I see that therapy really worked… 

"It has been hard for me to look back after everything I've been through," Farrah whines on Keek and seriously it looks like she's reading from a script.

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Scary Movie 5 Premiere

We've seen it time and time again. A child star grows up in the spotlight, has fame hungry parents, no one ever tells them no, they party, their squeaky clean image starts to get tarnished, the pressure mounts, drugs happen, lesbian relationships ensue, parents of tweens who love them are outraged, tabloid stories become far more prevalent than movie roles, rehab happens, then a comeback, then rehab again, Lather, rinse, repeat.

Sound familiar? No, I'm not predicting Miley Cyrus' future (although I could be), but I'm referring to everyone's favorite train wreck–Lindsay Lohan. Girlfriend has had a quite a time, hasn't she? What's next for her? Well, thanks to Oprah Winfrey's OWN network, she's getting her own reality show. That should be helpful in her "recovery."

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I have to say, I feel so badly for Khloe Kardashian. She seems to be the most level-headed and genuine of her crazy, materialistic, fame-hungry family, and she seemed sincerely dedicated to making her marriage to Lamar Odom work. Even after Lamar's alleged drug abuse and affairs became tabloid fodder, Khloe seemed to ignore all of her mother's unspoken family rules and tried her best to stay out of the limelight.

Of course, now Khloe and Lamar are divorcing after five years of marriage after much speculation. Pimpmomager Kris Jenner has been too busy touting how happy she is for Kim's #blessed relationship with Yeezus and their beautiful baby North to comment on Khloe's misfortune. Plus, she's super busy maintaining a friendship with her estranged husband Bruce and chatting up Kendall's friendship with Harry Styles with her best gal pal Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb on the Today Show. Kris and Kathie Lee together? Poor, poor Hoda.

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