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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  <–That's not just ALL CAPS, folks.  That is a legitimate scream.  If that scream was in a movie, it would be the desperate cry of someone who had just fallen off the world's largest cliff, and it would be loud enough to start an avalanche on a neighboring continent.  It would only be slightly less dramatic than Sally Field realizing she had eighteen personalities, her daughter was trapped in a Middle Eastern custody dispute, and her ex-husband was dressing in drag as the nanny…all at the same time.  It's a true scream.  But why?

Kris flippin' Jenner.  That's why.  Remember when rumors seemed so true that her talk show was cancelled and the world rejoiced?  Yeah, me too…and I'm not even home during the day to  defiantly not watch it.  It looks like that call may have been premature.  Thanks a lot, tiny rapper.

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Well, lookie, lookie!  Albert Manzo has gone and gotten all svelte on us!  Real Housewives of New Jersey's Caroline Manzo recently posted the above picture on her Instagram account.  Lookin' good!

I know I'm likely in the minority on this site, but I have always thought that Albie was an absolute doll (Seriously.  My married Bravo lovin' friends are convinced he needs to be my plus one,).  Now, I finally see where he gets it.  Al is one handsome dude!

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Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again? That's the question everyone is asking after Scott Disick posted this Instagram photo of Kourtney showing off her stomach. 

Scott simply wrote, "Looks like an angel @kourtneykardash".

We ignored the photo, waiting to see if Kourtney or Scott would elaborate, but they haven't.  We got a bajillion emails asking if we thought "it was true", so we're letting you decide!  Vote in our poll – do you think Kourtney is pregnant with their third child?  Or just showing her off toned midsection?

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Despite the nightmare that is Farrah Abraham and the liability that is Jenelle Evans, MTV debuted a new Teen Mom series Monday night. Gah, glutton for punishment, much?!?

Teen Mom 3 follows Alex Sekella and Matt McCann, Mackenzie Douthit and Josh McKee, Briana DeJesus and Devoin Austin, and Katie Yeager and Joey Maes. As always, the moms received the more favorable edit, where as the dads came across as a waste of subtitles.

Two dads, Matt and Devoin, have done nothing but bitch (via Twitter!) about MTV's unfair edit (blah, blah, blah) since Teen Mom 3 aired. If I had a dollar for every time a reality TV star cried bogus edit, well, I would be a lot less poor.

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I hope you're sitting down. I hope you're also prepared to be confused. So just suspend your disbelief for a moment for the following news. 

Gretchen Rossi is apparently considered an online entrepreneur of note. Can she even pronounce that word? "Sunthin" tells me no!

According to EvanCarmichael.com, an online business mentorship site, the Real Housewives of Orange County star is heralded as one of the top self-promoters worth following on twitter. 

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'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' stars Joe and Teresa Giudice have pleaded not guilty to federal fraud charges.

It's the event so nice that we had to post about it twiceTeresa Giudice's merry band of financial supporters are throwing her a shindig tonight, hoping to raise funds to help pay for her legal bills. 

We shared the info earlier but we couldn't resist posting the entire press release for your consideration.  Get those wallets out and head on out to the club to show Mrs. Juicy your support and shower her with your hard earned cash. You do carry cash, right?  I mean, we could wind up in a recession and you want to make sure to pay for everything in cash. 

Teresa has been Tweeting that she doesn't know anything about the legal defense fundraiser happening. 

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Self Magazine's Rock The Summer Party

With less than a week until the official reveal, the Dancing with the Stars cast rumors are out of control. Sequins, spray tans, spandex, and…

Snooki?!? That's right, everyone's favorite little Jersey Shore fist pumping mama has reportedly signed on the dotted line. Most likely, ABC said, "Free spray tans," and Snooki responded, "Where do I sign?"  Quickest Dancing with the Stars contract negotiation ever!

Valerie Harper, who was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer in March, has also been confirmed for season 17. The 74-year-old actress is paired with pro dancer Tristan MacManus. 🙁 Nothing against Valerie, but just once I would love for the magically delicious Tristan to nab a younger, more viable partner. 

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