"Tonight's show is a continuation of my drunken dinner last week,I was drunk 1.5 times during our 5 months of shooting,Im super embarrassed," Brandilies!OMG LIES said. "I can barely watch it for 2 reasons -1 my drunk ass (not cute)Thnks @CarltonGebbia13 4 taking care of me& 2 my baby Chica goes away forever"
Brandi also insists she doesn't need rehab and that despite many, many, many, many reports of her drunken disorderlies, along with a slew of photos, and video footage to prove it.
Now, new details have emerged about Jenelle's arrest, which she blamed on a neighbor. Classic "LMFAO" Jenelle. Her arrest report isn't nearly as amusing as Nathan Griffith's taser and vomit story from September, but it's a well-timed reminder that she has not changed one bit.
Last season Heather Dubrow sold her mansion for $16 million dollars and now she and husband Terry are building an even bigger spread! Heather hosted a hoe-down themed ground breaking party to celebrate construction on the new project and of course her co-stars attended!
"AMAZING day at our Groundbreaking party!#buildingournewhome #HoeDown #familyandfriends#RHOC," Heather tweeted.
I honestly find the crew from this season's Love & Hip Hop more and more amusing as the season continues. It's not because the show is getting more ridiculous (although it is), but it's because the cast is speaking out about said ridiculousness. The more they try to explain it, the more hilarious the situation becomes.
First, Peter Gunz announced that he didn't like the way he came across as he played Tara Wallace and Amina Buddafly against one another. He's tired of living a double life, y'all! Next, Tara felt the need to "clarify" her reasons for sleeping with Peter after she found out he'd married Amina behind her back, thus causing her to stock up on Plan B. Now, Amina is adding her two cents, and it just keeps getting better! Did you know she'd never seen the show before agreeing to be on it?
We had Krazy Kenya Moore and more crazy Mama Joyce and we had busloads of drama. I'm glad I was sitting down, sipping on some chilled wine because otherwise I would have needed my own dose of psych meds!
Let's rip this mess apart.
So NeNe Leakes is in her store-sized closet (she oughtta start letting 'bout to be broke Porsha Stewart shop in there. More on her later) packing for Savannah. She's excited to be planning a girls' bonding trip and Gregg is excited to be fitting into NeNe's shoes. They wear the same size. They should dress up as each other for Halloween.
On the other side of town Kandi Burruss pays a visit to Cynthia Bailey to bond over mamas who hate their man and wanting to cancel their weddings. Was that an episode of Jenny Jones ten years ago? Anyway, Kandi breaks down sobbing as she recounts for Cynthia the incidents at the bridal boutique the week before. Cynthia is shocked that Mama Joyce and the Aunts went all OLG: Old Lady Gang and got crunk amid some big ol' white ball gowns. Say Yes To SECURRRTY!
What happens when a Bravolebrity turned talk show host gets turned down at the door of hotspot TAO? Things get awkward. What happens when said talk show host then tries to strong arm the bouncer and limbo under the velvet rope to get into the nightclub anyway? The situation becomes cringe-worthy. What if TMZ paps catch it all on video? As you can imagine, it just becomes priceless.
Poor Bethenny Frankel was denied entrance at a party recently, and she didn't take too kindly to being shut out of the shindig. According to her peeps, she was on the list for a private party in New York City last week, but her name was inadvertently left off the guest list. What's a girl to do? Well, Bethenny tried to weasel her way in anyway. Did you expect anything less?
Score one for the Browns! I doubt Kody Brown has been this happy since he found Aqua Net on BOGO at the local Rite Aid! As you recall, the Sister Wives patriarch relocated his family from Lehi, Utah to Las Vegas, Nevada after their polygamous lifestyle became public. I guess that's what starring on a reality show will do for you!
The family cited the move as a way to get away from Utah's anti-polygamist statute which had Kody and wives Meri, Janelle, Christineand Robynfearing jail time. Kody and his wives challenged the law, and it has since been announced as unconstitutional by a federal court judge. Many states have anti-bigamy laws which do not permit people to enter into multiple marriage licenses, but Utah's law made multiple families cohabitating as one punishable with up to five years in prison.