Jennifer Dalton is the new girl on the Franklin Lakes block and she has wasted no time taking on the biggest drama starter of them all: Kim DePaola! The ladies bitterly hate each other and have been slamming each other left and right; on twitter, in interviews, in blogs. I guess with Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga "getting along" someone needs to be hating on each other in public, right?!
Well now the arguing is getting downright nasty – and possibly law enforcement will be getting involved.
Whether the newly coined Dance Moms Chatter needed another hour is irrelevant…we were treated to one last night nonetheless. Abby Lee Miller joins the stage with Jeff Collins, and all I can focus on is how far Jeff has come since his timid, uptight, conservative-suited self started this hosting gig. Look at him! He's wearing purple gingham, a skinny tie, a blazer and dark washed jeans. Dare I say he's even colored his hair? Go Jeff.
Abby waxes on and on about how she always knew she had a gift for costumes and choreography and telling stories through dance while giving up high school reunions and a social life and being kind for the sake of her students. Major sacrifices, y'all! A former Ugly Betty star and a Dance Moms blogger (who is clearly more loved by Lifetime than this girl) join Abby and Jeff, and we're treated to parental meltdowns from seasons past. They are really taking clips from the vault, aren't they?
Not surprisingly, in the course of all of this ridiculous behavior and God awful decisions, Farrah has taken exactly zero responsibility for her actions. Want to wager a bet that she won't shoulder any of the blame for her recent shenanigans? Yup, Farrah is getting kicked out of rehab. Who thinks LiLo is super jealous?
But my fears have been allayed. The Don't Be Tardy star, who is currently expecting baby no. 5 and smoking right on through her pregnancy, is also moving into the new house! Big Poppa's townhome is their residence no more. Kim has been blowing up instagram and twitter with news and photos of the new digs and all the "hard work" she put in supervising the decorating.
"I think I missed my calling! My builders and ppl who have seen my house all say I should be a decorator! I have the vision!," Kim announced on twitter. Um… We've seen the tackery she chooses when left to her own devices!
Kim and hubby Kroy Biermann are busy packing away as the new house is mere days away from being finished! Even Kim's wigs have been working overtime…
Last night Brandi went out a-partying with her "gays" and proceeded to get t-r-a-s-h-e-d! And equally trashy! Sporting a see-thru bath towel from the Courtney Stodden Collection of Inappropriate Garments, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star flashed both her thong and her nipple!
Brandi claims it was just fun gone wrong. A classic case of overdoing it in the free drinks department!
Well, after a certain site claimed that the levels of obnoxiousness and awkwardness were off the charts when the exes found themselves dining at the same Malibu restaurant, Brandi is coming forward to set the record straight.
One very observant Reality Tea reader brought to our attention that one of Amanda's Drink Hanky models looks exactly like Big BrotherhouseguestGinaMarie. I wasn't 100% convinced so I tweeted the Drink Hanky. Yes, the Drink Hanky is not only stylish, but it also tweets!