My gut reaction was to stomp my foot and scream NOOOO! repeatedly. I didn't because I'm not three years old. But. Ugh. I loved Madison, Josh Flagg, and Josh Altman on the show together. They each bring something different to the table but also interact in a magical way. I wish Madison luck – and I will continue to follow him on Instagram (Hello, shirtless Madison, happy-go-lucky Maya, and breathtaking Malibu!) of course.
When The Notorious B.I.G. coined the above phrase I'm sure he never envisioned it being so oft quoted. As if Kandi Burruss doesn't have enough drama surrounding her wedding and relationship, she and Todd Tucker are now having last-minute prenup problems.
Last night on Kandi's Wedding the soon-to-be-spouses (we hope!) celebrated their bachelor and bachelorette parties (both sleazy in their own ways) and unfortunately were not able to come to an agreement regarding the prenup which Kandi handed to Bravo's stunt queenTodd's attorney literally 2 days before the nuptials.
Todd's first mistake seems to be hiring NeNe Leakesand Porsha Stewart's former attorney. At this point he's a Bravo employee now, right? Whatever the case he loves messiness as much as his former clients do! He tells Todd he would not sign the prenup as is because there are certain clauses that are down-right unfair and do not protect Todd's long-term interest. For instance there is nothing to protect Todd's assets if he ends up being the main breadwinner in the future, if Kandi dies Todd loses everything, and there's nothing protecting future businesses they may build together.
Brandi Glanville thinks she's fat. Maybe she should do another vodka only cleanse?
Brandi announced on twitter that she's on a bikini-body shape-up to prepare for an appearance at Tao in Las Vegas. Silly me – I thought Brandi was always in bikini ready shape just to piss Kyle Richards off. Apparently not! "Starting my workout this am to get back into bikini shape after 2 rounds of steroids for ear infection made me gain 8 lbs :/ working on it!" Brandi added on twitter.
No need to wait until Christmas to get the present you've been waiting for! Last night, TLC gifted us with two, yes TWO(!!), episodes of Sister Wives. Kody Brown's hair was full and flowing for the special occasion. Let's start with the first installment, shall we?
After their laughable pitch for My Sister Wives' Closet, Kody and his hair are anxiously awaiting to hear whether the investors took the bait. Christine is nervous, and Robyn is feeling a sense of urgency about her business baby. A terrified Janellecould care less about the company (can you blame her?) because her trainer wants her to climb a rock wall. Meri is heading to Utah to check on her house and catch up with a friend from kindergarten. At the rock wall, Janelle wants to vomit. I hate heights, but I think it looks super fun. She's a foot off the ground when her nerves get the best of her. Seriously, she could jump higher than she just climbed. Janelle is determined to conquer her fears and is able to touch a rock about five feet in the air. Son Logan is with her, and he's enjoyed seeing how much confidence his mother has gained in her weight loss journey.
Kandi Burruss was in the Bravo clubhouse tonight to chat up Andy and answer questions from viewers about tonight's episode ofKandi's Wedding. They talk strippers, prenups, unruly mothers and the possibility of babies.
They dive right in and get to the subject of the clause in the prenup that says Todd Tucker gets nothing in the event of Kandi's death. "Well there were a couple of extra things in there. Maybe one or two. But I removed that. My thing was, overall, there was nothing major that we couldn't just change – like the one or two things that he said was a real problem. The only things his lawyer kept saying were things that were financial. And I'm like 'you and I already discussed this. We were supposed to be on the same page.' What is he talking about?"
Did anything she saw at Todd's bachelor party upset her? "No. Stuff like that doesn't bother me. I know some women have a problem with the stripper thing, but we're in Atlanta, that's normal."
Kim Kardashian celebrated North West's first birthday today with a backyard bash she dubbed "kidchella."
The birthday party featured a Ferris wheel, teepees and a bouncy house – and custom Yeezus shirts for kids. Seriously. Kim,Kris Jenner and Khloe shared photos of the festivities, including a video of Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner rocking out on a mini-stage. No photos of the birthday girl, though. The family seemed to be most impressed with the Ferris wheel as all of them shared the same photo on Instagram.
I have to say that I'm a little shocked that it wasn't more elaborate, at least from what they've shared so far. I was expecting even more than this. A full sized Ferris wheel is pretty over-the-top, but this is Kimye we're talking about. Was Kanye even there? Or was he still in France? Khloe and Kourtney flew home last night. I wonder if that means they're already done filming their spinoff in the Hamptons or if they'll be heading back.
UPDATED: Look! Kim and Kanye and North WERE in attendance. They must've been busy Photoshopping the picture to perfection (like their wedding photo) before posting it!