Cha-ching! Hear that? It’s the sound of Teresa Giudice cashing in on her humiliation with another magazine cover! She’s embarrassed, y’all! If you recall, her husband Juicy Joe calls her a not so nice word on the upcoming episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. He’s such a sweet talker.
As we all know, when Teresa has something to say–anything to say–she heads over to chat with her pals at In Touch Weekly…provided there is a cover up for grabs. And what cover would sell more magazines than one of a distraught and humiliated Teresa talking about her marriage to Juicy? It’s sheer marketing genius.
Hell hath no fury like Kris Humphries scorned! The very brief marriage of Kim Kardashian has ben haunting her and haunting her and haunting her – and Kris isn’t stopping now.
The ex-couple is currently in the pre-trial process because Kris is seeking an annulment from the Keeping Up With The Kardashian star who wishes for a divorce instead.
Intent to throw both her past and her alleged publicity stunt in his ex-wife’s face, Kris is subpoenaing pretty much everyone Kim knows – including her now boyfriend Kanye West. I can only imagine what those two will be wearing in the courtroom. His and hers robes of justice adorned with bling? LOL
Speaking of fashion, Kim’s lawyer Laura Wasserrecently told TMZ just how Kanye got served with a summons… in a Nordstrom box! Yes, the very sneaky Kris (who may just be a Kardashian in spirit) had the papers served using the high-end department store box and delivered right to Kim’s door where Kanye happened to be staying at the time. HA!
Arie Luyendyk Jr.‘s Daddy says Arie wants to be the next Bachelor. A unnamed source, who attended a recent IndyCar event in Ohio, overheard Arie Luyendyk Sr. talking about Arie’s hot passionate – oops, sorry, I was thinking about those kisses – desire to return to the show.
“I heard him say Arie is definitely interested in being the next Bachelor,” said the source. “He said if they ask him, he’d be thrilled.”
It’s a sad day when TMZ is considered a viable source to which one goes with their legal and professional woes. And apparently Chad Johnson is in a very sad place. The former Ochocinco, who was married to Evelyn Lozada for a whopping 42 days before he head-butted his way right into divorce court and professional disgrace, has finally spoken out about his misdeed. Dang – their wedding photos were barely in the tabloids before their divorce papers were pending! Sheesh.
“I would like to wish Evelyn well and will never say anything bad about her because I truly love her to death. To all the fans and supporters I have disappointed, you have my sincerest apologies. I will stay positive and get through this tough period in my life,” Chad beseeches.
Real Housewives of Orange County is not going to go quietly into oblivion following their explosive seventh season. Oh, no – they’re clinging, grasping, mawing, and groping for attention like a flock of famewhoring zombies. Which is actually a great description of what actually happens with these reality stars. But back to the story…
So a couple weeks ago Micah Tanous (that guy who was the husband of one-season Housewife Peggy Tanous) took to twitter to announce that some of the ladies of RHOC were buying twitter followers. Oh, you don’t say. Apparently the very bored girls of the RHOC who do not want us to forget they exist in the off-season turned it into a major scandal (in their eyes).
After exonerating themselves from any misdeeds where the buying of fans is concerned they decided one lady was guilty as accused. And just who did they coincidentally deduce was the guilty party? Alexis Bellino!
Catelynn and Tyler are supposedly preparing for college. The MTV timeline is confusing. Does the semester start, like, the next day? Hasn’t it been at least a week or two since Tyler pushed Catelynn to enroll because she was running out of time? This will be Catelynn’s first semester and Tyler’s second semester. Catelynn wants to be an adoption counselor and Tyler wants to be a youth counselor. Blah, blah, blah. We’ve heard all of this before.
Like always, Catelynn is thinking too far ahead and not worrying about the right now. Catelynn hopes to someday work with their own adoption counselor Dawn. Catelynn call Dawn to tell her the good news. Dawn thinks it’s a great idea, but kindly reminds Catelynn she needs to start with school.