Lisa begins, "Well, as we come to the final conclusion of this tumultuous season, I wonder have all the questions been answered? You have been promised and assured that the many things would come to light and the puppeteer would be exposed — if not in the season then maybe the reunion. Well I am sorry to disappoint, the endless angry diatribe was just that, a plethora of ridiculous comments and mindless accusations. Of course, we have all made mistakes, and that is the reason for this yearly debate — to work them out. I am mystified as to why certain Housewives have not honored their commitments with regard to blogging. Don't they want to hear what you have to say? Of course it takes time, but it is an opportunity to explain your reasoning — and it's your duty to to those who watch."
I know Yandy Smith is a happy camper this week…even if she's slightly poorer because of it. The Love & Hip Hop star's fiance is out of jail, thanks in part to her $200,000 bail pledge. That's right, y'all! Medicine Mendeecees Harris is a free man. Well, kind of…and VH1 was there to capture the moment. Of course they were!
On Monday, Yandy walked into federal court in Rochester, New York and put up $200,000 of Mendeecees' $600,000 bond package. Later that day, Mendeecees was released from Yates County Jail where he's been, um, residing, for over a year. Does this mean Yandy will have more of a story line next season? I kid, I kid. I know she's happy to have him back home with his kids.
I want to feel sorry for Abby Lee Miller because I know she's going through a very rough time on this season's Dance Moms due to her mother's failing health, but I can't help but feel she'd be just as hateful and horrible if her life was all raindrops on roses and whiskers on stuffed dogs. Abby is trying to keep her mind off of things by focusing on a photo shoot for MacKenzie and auditioning dancers for upcoming music video. This should be rich.
In the pyramid, Maddie is on the bottom, followed by MacKenzie, Kendall, Chloe, and Nia. Maddie looks like she may vomit until Abby reveals that they are all on the same level for doing such a great job. Kalani is on the top of the pyramid for being the overall high scoring soloist. Abby reminds the girls and their mothers that she will be introducing her new team to the studio at some point soon. She then delves into the fact that her mom is dying, and Melissa interrupts to share how much she loves Mrs. Miller. Maddie and Chloe are in tears as Abby hugs them and reminds them how much she loves children. Maddie and Chloe have grown up with Mrs. Miller, and I can't believe this damn show has me crying in the first five minutes. I've hit a new low.
No, this isn't an April Fool's Day joke! We freely admit that we giveTamra Barney (aka Tamra Judge) a lot of crap on a daily basis throughout every season on Real Housewives of Orange County. She may be one of our snark targets, but we have to give credit when credit is due.
A few of us first noticed it when the new cast photos came out – Tamra, now 46, was looking youthful and glowy – and not just airbrush/Photoshop glowy. The feisty RHOC star is looking fit and fantastic. We don't know if the transformation is since she opened up C.U.T. Fitness or if marriage is just looking this good on her or what..but she has never looked better. (And kudos to Tamra for not hacking up her face or pumping it full of Botox right before the season starts.)
Allison watched the reunion finale last night and Tweeted some harsh words for Kyle "Mauricio is just your first husband" Richards, as well as throwing in a hint that Carlton was done with the show.
Allison and her e-cigarette Tweeted, "I don't know why Kyle has a problem with Wiccan but has her own personal psychic. Both are rooted in spirituality. Kyle seems to habitually tear people down and then say she's not intentionally offending people. She's an Olympic back peddler. Anyone who knows Carlton know she has no bigotry in her veins. She's a very open and accepting person. #RHOBH."
Ramona Singer recently filed for divorce from husband Mario Singer when she discovered he was getting cozy with a much-younger blonde socialite!
WelltheReal Housewives of New Yorkstar isn't quite ready to let things go. She is reportedly trying to forgiveMario. He briefly dumped his mistress Kasey Dexter and reports at Page Six state Ramona allowed him to move back into their Upper East Side apartment. The exes were spotted looking "very much together" over dinner on Thursday. This isn't the first time they've been spotted 'on a date' since calling it quits, either.
Farrah completed book one of the trilogy, Celebrity Sex Tape, and secured a publishing deal for all three books. The first book is Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. The trilogy follows a character by the name of Fallon Opal – she's a reality TV star who likes sex. HAHA – wonder how long it took Farrah to develop that character.
Farrah shared, “Fallon’s story follows what I’ve gone through recently, much of it witnessed and misunderstood by the public. Book One is an entertaining and sexually charged novel, but it is also an inside look at the underside of being a reality TV star that everyone else can relate to.”