Last night’s Second Wives Club was all about miscommunication. Like, was the boat supposed to be a yacht? Is owning a nail salon worse than being an Instagram model? Is “junky” a compliment? Does “single” on Facebook mean single in real life? Oh the quandaries to ponder!
Tania Mehra is “busy” “planning” her wedding. Sometimes. No one is sure if this wedding is an actual thing or some sort of figment of Tania’s imagination where pigs fly on wings of diamonds and dinghies sail to Cannes with P. Diddy on board. To keep up the pretense, Tania invites some of the girls to a tasting of potential wedding food. Katie Cazrola‘s appetite is lost by sitting next to Morisa Surrey‘s constant chatter. Like, can a Pisces eat fish or is that cannibalism? Is a farmed salmon still a real salmon?
Vicki Gunvalson and Meghan King Edmonds, wearing virginal white like their friendship is all shiny and new, had a surprise rendezvous in Mexico when they were both coincidentally vacationing there. WOO HOO!
The Real Housewives Of Orange County stars whooped it up for a tequila shot and shockingly appeared to be having fun together. It seems that no one tried to spike the other’s shot with poison…was it because the Bravo cameras weren’t there?
They are really pushing this “love triangle” story line this season on Southern Charm. Sure, Shep Rose was into Chelsea Meissner, but was he really that into her? I highly doubt it. I really do not think Austen Kroll did anything wrong by pursuing Chelsea, especially since Shep was still playing the field.
Austen had a serious interest in Chelsea right from the start which was a stark contrast to Shep’s interaction with her. Don’t get me wrong, I love Shep, but this story line needs to end. First off, I’m totally in the dark when it comes to Chelsea’s appeal. Yes, I like her, but why is everyone fawning all over her? Can we get back to focusing on Kathryn or exposing Landon for her fakery? That’s what I want to watch.
I get it, a lot of people hate Dorit Kemsley, but she carried the last Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season on her back. She knew exactly how to instigate and get screen time. With that said, she got a lot of hate from her costars and the fandom, so I don’t blame Dorit for needing a relaxing vacation after the filming, airing, and rehashing of all that drama.
I have no idea where Dorit is or was, but it is where I need to be. She really is living the luxurious life. I guess PK Kemsley’s “many businesses” that he boasted about during his (way too long and totally unnecessary) reunion appearance can fund a lot. Needless to say, I was jealous whenever I saw her pics pop up on my Instagram feed.
The last person I would ever go to for advice is Eden Sassoon. She looked like an absolute fool during her short-lived time on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Anyone who is that easily manipulated by Lisa Rinna, is a person that I have trouble taking seriously. Nevertheless, we all know that Eden loves talking about situations that she has nothing to do with, so it’s really not a shock that she gave her two cents about Abby Lee Miller’s prison sentence.
And of course, she continues to talk about Lisa Vanderpump, who completely owned her and will always be a million times more relevant. Eden is backtracking on the tweets she wrote about Lisa – arguably the most genuinely philanthropic Real Housewife – not being charitable. This, after she was kicked off the show, she’s definitely grasping for relevancy.
We are now down to just six players left in the game on Survivor: Game Changers, as two more unfortunate souls were added to the ever-growing jury this week. You know you’re close to the finale when there are more jurors than there are remaining contestants, and speaking of the finale, it is now just one episode away (it’s next week: May 24th…mark your calendars!).
I had the chance to speak with both of the players voted out this week, but before we proceed, you know the drill: Make sure only to read on if you have seen this week’s episode, as spoilers are to follow! Turn back now! If you want to get caught up, be sure to check out the Episode 13 recap here.
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It’s hard for me to remember Real Housewives of New York before Dorinda Medley joined the cast and I never want to go back to that era. She manages to keep it real, deliver hilarious one-liners, and check anyone who goes against her – all while managing to be extremely lovable.
Dorinda is someone who has an opinion on everything and everyone and this even includes reality stars who are on other Bravo shows. I have no idea how Dorinda wasn’t a Real Housewife sooner, but I (naively) hope she stays on this show forever, especially since she and Sonja Morgan seem to be cool again.
I love it when we’re able to share a positive story about Real Housewives – in this case, Lisa Vanderpump‘s crusade to get China to stop the Yulin Dog Meat Festival has paid off with the government issuing a temporary ban against the disgusting practice.
There is a way to go before the practice is outlawed entirely. “It’s not over yet,” cautions the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star, “but apparently they are going to enforce fines of up to $900 and possibly arrest violators starting on June 15 so it’s a huge step in the right direction.”