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90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Recap: Home Sweet Home?

TLC has made Sunday nights great again because 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After is finally back in rotation. It’s time to sit in front of our TVs each week for two full hours, openly judging the spectacle of crazy laid lovingly out before us. And I could NOT be more excited. Does it take a genius to put this show together? I’m gonna go with “YES, OBVIOUSLY!” because these producers somehow survive everything from an unhinged Anfisa storming straight at them to practically being machete’d to death in the Amazon – all in the name of delivering stellar content season after delightful season. (Just as a reminder, the regular season of 90 Day Fiance is still on its way for 2018 – this “Happily Ever After” series follows couples we’ve seen before in regular 90DF seasons past).

Last night’s season three premiere caught us up with six Americans and six foreigners who previously shared their doomsday love stories with the world. Some got married after going through the K-1 visa process, some never quite made it to the altar, and others barely stayed married for 48 hours before everything went straight to hell. This season’s nutbag couples are: Chantel & PedroPaola & RussMolly & LuisAnnie & David, Nicole & Azan and Anfisa & Jorge.

Alright, last night’s episode was a delicious two-hour catastrophe previewing the horror show to come, so let’s get to it! Here’s where we find each couple since they last graced us with their presence.

Southern Charm New Orleans Recap:

Southern Charm New Orleans has been a wonderful addition to my Sunday night. Jeff Charleston is so damn nice. All of these men are. I’ll go to one of their guys’ nights and promise not to complain when naked ladies make an appearance. Last night’s episode was no exception as to how kind, fun, and level-headed these gentlemen are.

After a thankfully uneventful night at the Myrtles, the crew is packing their bags. Jon Moody was missing his sock when he woke up, but the noises that freaked out Tamica Lee and Barry Smith were courtesy of their friend Susan and cousin Jared. Justin Reese completely ghosted with girlfriend Kelsey to spend the night at a hotel. The group convenes for lunch, and Justin isn’t scared to admit he’s terrified of ghosts. As Justin continues to say he’s fine, and Tamica takes the opportunity to share a story about her father dying of a heart attack at a young age. Barry interrupts to ask her to pass some sauce, and she is livid. While it is rude behavior, I don’t think Barry was listening to his wife’s conversation given the large number of people at the long table.

Mercedes “MJ” Javid’s Father Passes Away

The Shahs of Sunset viewers have watched Mercedes “MJ” Javid struggle with her father’s health problems. On May 18, MJ broke the news that her father Shams Javid has passed away.

According to an insider that spoke to Page Six, MJ’s father Shams “actually passed a few months ago and Mercedes is doing ‘OK’ now.”

Day 90 Fiance Happily Ever After Season 3 Premieres Tonight!

Okay. I’m gonna need a Lisa Rinna adult diaper because I am about to pee myself waiting for the premiere of the one – the ONLY – trainwrecky goodness of the 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After premiere. Holy Baht-man, you guys. Based on the trailer alone, it looks to be epic.

This season is stacked with cuckoo couples and disaster drama as fresh a a Family Pedro plate of chicken feet. In homage to Mother Chantel, I think we can all agree: It’s about to get a little bit more stupider up in here. And I am totally on board with that.

Karen Huger Says Charrisse Jackson-Jordan Revealed Ray Huger Asked For A Divorce As “A Calculated Risk To Draw Attention To Herself”

After Ray Huger’s millions in tax debt came to light, Karen Huger has been very adamant about sticking by her man. That’s why it was so shocking that she admitted Ray asked her for a divorce.

Obviously Karen didn’t just randomly come out with this information. Charrisse Jackson-Jordan revealed it to the group during the last episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. “Messy” isn’t a strong enough adjective to describe Charrisse. This is especially true since she is now a “Friend of the Housewives” instead of a full-time cast member.

Weekend Tea – May 18th

Director accused of rape – dlisted

Did you watch the Royal Wedding this weekend? – Celebitchy

Are the Teen Moms just trying to earn bigger paychecks? – Starcasm

Jack Osbourne’s wife files for divorce just months after baby #3 was born – dlisted

 

Photo Credit: Aaron Chown – WPA Pool/Getty Images

Instagram Roundup: Jax Taylor, Luann de Lesseps, Margaret Josephs, Jade Cline,& More!

A lot of your favorite reality TV stars were focused on the family time this week and they snapped plenty of photos.

New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice enjoyed some mother-daughter time with Milania Giudice– the true scene-stealer of Real Housewives. Former Real Housewives of Atlanta star Phaedra Parks threw a birthday party for her son. Albie Manzo shared an adorable photo with his niece. Jon Gosselin hung out with his daughter Hannah.

Reality TV Listings - 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After

It’s time to check out the reality TV listings and plan your week.

Check out the reality TV listings list, which includes the Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen guests for the week, and let us know what you’ll watch.