Please spare me. I used to be a gym, tan, laundry fanatic. No, I didn't go to the gym or tan obsessively, but adored the drunken fools of the Jersey Shore who did. I still find myself saying "cabs are heeyah" on the rare occasion I take a taxi somewhere. Of course, for the most part, those crazy kids are all grown up (kind of) and having children of their own. We should all be very afraid!
The most recent parenthood convert is DJ Pauly D who is embroiled in a legal battle with the mother of his five-month-old daughter Amabella. What kind of hybrid name is that? She is a precious baby though!
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here's a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!
"In the situation where Sean ogled other girls at the club, I felt insulted by his behavior," explained MJ. "I was equally as offended as if it were my man who was eye f—ing other girls, and I felt it to be hurtful and extremely disrespectful. Sean traveled a lot and GG was always questioning his loyalty to her. When I said what I said to him, in my mind at that moment, I was sticking up for her by taking a dig at him."
And she's especially unhappy that former friend Brandi Glanville has turned on her, sold her out to the media, and is trying to make her look like a manipulative bitch! "It was a difficult season, that's for sure, " Lisa acknowledges.
Speaking to Access Hollywood, Lisaadmits losing her friendship to Brandi "hasn't been easy" and she "doesn't understand" where the falling out came from. "I loved her – and I've been so supportive," Lisa says. "So I'll be interested to see how it plays out."
"Who's going to @GolnesaGGbirthday party tonight?! I am, and so is Peter Pan!!! Happy birthday Tinker Bell!!! #neverneverland," Lilly tweeted.
Also attending the festivities was Vanderpump Rulesimbecile bad boy Jax Taylor! Stassi let him out of his cage? He tweeted, "Nap time before tonight's birthday bash for my girl @GolnesaGG I feel like its gonna be a crazy night !!"
GG apparently had a blast and thanked new boyfriend (and love of her life flavor of the month – is she Paris Hilton now?), Dennis for throwing her a fabulous party. "Thank you to the love of my life @1dennisdesantis for going above and beyond to make me happy! My own personalized dinner menu! #Shahs #GG #DnG#BirthdayTime #LoveHim #MyDuke," GG gushed.
Who can keep up with the ever-changing stories of Kim Kardashian and her kemistry-challenged love Kanye West. Seriously… Bound 2… cannot recover from the travesty.
But aside from all that, Kim and Kanye believe you want to see more of their photoshopped and forced relationship on TV, which is why they're probably planning a televised wedding. Of course. Somewhere Kris Jenner is STILL jumping up and down for joy!
Kanye has apparently had quite the change of heart since wanting Kimmie to share less of her personal life, because now he is definitely Keeping Up With The Kardashians!
Kanye, of course, has a lot of parameters about how a filmed wedding would go down. "If they choose to film the wedding, it will be filmed by them, not a TV crew. And they'd sell it to a network," a source tells Us Weekly.