Last night was the much awaited season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey. And I mean much awaited because we are all desperate to escape the meandering Gorgadice feud storyline which has dominated the show for three seasons.
With majorly dropping ratings this season, we're hoping next season is a season of change. But until then, our favorite existing Jersey stars weigh in on last night's episode.
Teresa Giudice did not comment – clearly her appearance on WWHLsaid enough. As for Melissa Gorga she used the opportunity to promote her various endeavors – currently a controversial "marriage bible" – and retweeted that this season had the "perfect ending". OooooKaaaay.
Paul and Kalyn said their vows at the gorgeous Tides Estate in North Haledon, New Jersey in front of 100 guests, including Leslie Birkland. Kalyn, wearing a Vera Wang gown and a Vera Wang Cathedral veil, looked beautiful.
Immediately following the ceremony, Kalyn and Paul's guests were treated to a lavish meal, dancing, and a wonderful time. Very classy. Congratulations, Kalyn and Paul.
This blind gossip item is a doozie. We think we know the answer, but we hope we're wrong.
"Beyonce used a baby pillow to fake a baby bump that was being carried by a surrogate. But this celebrity couple has taken the baby bump ploy to a whole new level! We’ve told you about this married couple before. They have a reality show, and they are desperate, desperate, desperate for attention. So now they are faking a pregnancy. That’s right. She’s not pregnant. Their claim that they are going to become parents soon is fake, fake, fake. And we have some new information about how they are continuing this sham!
There’s a pillow! And a bad one at that. Yes, they are using a pillow to fake a baby bump… for a baby that will never happen! We found out that there is no surrogate, that they have not been able to arrange for an adoption, and that they are frantic that we have exposed their lie. So how will this end? As of this week, their plan is to fake a misc*rriage of their fake baby and then shed some fake tears."
Three months after giving birth to North, Kim Kardashian took off for Paris with Kanye West, leaving her baby girl at home. The celeb couple landed in Paris on Saturday, and last night they were spotted attending the Givenchy runway show together.
Kimye tried to sneak off unseen this weekend, but paps were parked outside of Kanye's place. They were firing questions at him about his feud with Jimmy Kimmel, which caused him to go postal on the photogs, of course. Kanye is threatening legal action, claiming that his security video clearly shows that the paparazzi were on his private property.
Last night was the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I don't know why they bothered taping one this season since it was pretty much a complete rehash of last season's! Of course things ended on a much better note, so there's that – and it seemed as if Teresa Giudice and Joe Gorga had finally taken the steps towards the slow, treacly path to rebuilding… But then we saw WWHL. So, anyway – Deja-Jersey!
Apparently all things Jersey must end with Posche. #Posche4Life. Kim D has some magic clutches on the producers of RHONJ – I mean how on earth has she roped them into filming her event three seasons running?! It starts with Penny Karagiorgis squaring off against Teresa. Did Teresa tell Penny all about the misdeeds of her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga? Penny says yes, Teresa says no. I say (as does Joe Giudice): "Who cares?!"
Penny reveals she has Teresa's phone number in her phone but there's no proof they've communicated as she doesn't save "texez" – or "Texas" if you're Teresa. Then Johnny, Penny's large, not in charge, husband appears to defend his wife and take Poison down to size (invisible?), or something. He's got texas and tweets galore and he's also got Poison breathing down his neck like a steroid-engineered gnome. Little man feisty. Little man get mad. Little man attack. Rawr!
Gretchen and Slade are in the Bahamas for a celebrity golf event thrown by Access Hollywood. Besides splashing and posing in the water, the two really are playing golf, as well. They were photographed playing a few rounds and taking a cruise in their golf cart.
No shade being thrown here..Gretchen looks damn good! My only question is..is she really THAT orange? I'm looking at her heel in this top photo and wondering if that's how light her skin is under the spray tans? Or is that the light/sand/something?
Y'all know ol' Jillousy Zarin is over the moon with all the Bravo firing rumors. For such a long time, Jill has been stewing over getting the ax from Real Housewives of New York, and now she may actually have some peeps with whom to commiserate even if they are all on the east coast.
A Housewife will hawk just about anything! From cookbooks to hair care, these ladies are all about putting their name on a product. However, what about the stuff that they use before they put their names on something? When fans compliment these women on their hair or their skin or their donkey booty, the housewives got these from a particular product…and not one that they created themselves!
It's only after they are recognized for this attribute that some handler believes it's a good idea for said housewife to create her own line of butt-lifting underwear/press-on nails/horse shampoo/insert product here. Am I right? Let's take Lisa Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami, shall we?