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 Reality TV Listings Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Welcome Back Kardashians!  Surprise, surprise the premiere episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians opens with Kim Kardashian doing a nude photo shoot.   Kim and Kanye West are trying to have another baby which means they are apparently having sex every opportunity they can get. It’s kinda gross because Kim tells everyone about 8 seconds after they have sex that they just had sex. Her make-up artist commented about the glow she had on her face post-bathroom romp at the shoot and it’s just eeww. Khloe was standing in the corner (Still playing with her hair a gazillion times a day) while Kim was getting primped and air puking at the same time. Kim detailed the path of Kanye’s sperm making their way to her egg as her eyelash glue was drying.

Kourtney decides to visit Bruce Jenner at his bachelor pad in Malibu and check-up on him. Side note: It appears Bruce has had more plastic surgery because he does look a little different in the lips/cheek area. He seems lonely and misses his life with Kris. The Jenners have parted from the Kardashians and now it’s a house divided post-divorce.

brandon leah jenner baby

The two most grounded, normal, and–in my opinion–gorgeous people to ever make their way onto Keeping Up with the Kardashians are sharing some exciting news. Unlike their Kardashian kounterparts, they made their announcement in a grounded, normal and–again, in my opinion–gorgeous manner…via Instagram.

Brandon Jenner and his wife Leah Felder Jenner are expecting their first child, and that is going to be one beautiful baby! Brandon is one of Bruce Jenner’s six children from three marriages, and he and Leah, along with his equally good-looking brother Brody are often featured on KUWTK. However, Brandon and his bride seem to be polar opposites from his Kardashian step-sisters. Thank goodness.

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NeNe Leakes freaks out in therapy on RHOA

On tonight’s episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta, titled “Fix It Therapy,” the ladies pay a visit to Dr. Jeff so he can give them a few lessons on communicating and working through their copious issues!

Even though NeNe Leakes is the one who suggested therapy in the first place, and was warned by Dr. Jeff that he’d call her out too, NeNe freaks out when she is accused of causing a lot of the group’s issues. As a result, the very mature NeNe who expects everyone to act like grown women, storms out of the session and has to be chased down by the diminutive Dr. Jeff. Eep. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Season 5

We’re all still reeling from that slap heard ’round Holland on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Amster-damn straight no one should ever lay a finger on the fabulous Lisa Vanderpump, even if it was supposed to be a joke! Can I be honest for just a moment though? While it was stupid and tacky and rude and childish, had it been anyone other than Brandi Glanville, everyone would probably find it funny. I’m no Brandi fan, but it seems like if you’re talking and joking about slapping each other, there is potential for a legen–wait for it–dary round of Slapsgiving. Sure, you could argue that no one besides Brandi would ever behave in that manner…and you’d be right. That said, Kyle Richards barely mentions it her recap of this week’s episode because she’s confused as to how Lisa Rinna and sister Kim Richards went from screaming and glass shattering to shopping buddies in the blink of an eye.

Kyle begins, “We pick up in Amsterdam where we left off last week. I had decided to just stay clear of Brandi, because we had enough problems so far and I knew the possibilities that awaited me if I were to continue engaging with her. The next day I went to visit Yolanda [Foster] in her room. While I appreciated her wanting me to fix things with Kim, it just is not that simple. It’s difficult to get advice from someone who really doesn’t have the complete story. Frankly, I wanted to try to enjoy my time in beautiful Amsterdam and I knew that trying to fix things on this trip was impossible. This ‘fight’ isn’t an isolated incident. There is way too much baggage to explain to someone that is not family. I think it’s hard for someone like Yolanda to understand not just wanting to ‘patch’ things up, because she and her brother have a fun, easy going relationship. They are very fortunate. That doesn’t mean Kim and I don’t love each other. I love my sister very much and wish things were different. Unfortunately, sometimes you have to take a step back.”

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Reality TV Listings Keeping Up With The Kardashians

With so many reality TV shows coming and going lately, we decided to gather up the reality TV listings every week for Sunday through Friday.

This week brings us new seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians (see the trailer), Dancing with the Stars (who is dancing), Married at First Sight, and Southern Charm (see the trailer). Also, the Vanderpump Rules and Mob Wives reunions continue, and Thicker Than Water‘s Brooklyn Tankard looks for love on Millionaire Matchmaker.

Check out the reality TV listings list, which includes the Watch What Happens Live guests for the week, and let us know what you plan to watch.

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Reality TV Gossip Joseline Hernandez

It’s been a busy week for reality TV news. In Love & Hip Hop news, Joseline Hernandez pissed off a bunch of people when she claimed Love & Hip Hop Atlanta is staged. In Real Housewives of Beverly Hills news, this week brought us the much anticipated slap. Lisa Vanderpump shared some insight into the drama with Brandi Glanville. Brandi, on the other hand, did what she does best: deflect, deflect, deflect. More photos, recaps, and reality TV gossip:

PHOTOS

Yikes! Could her bikini be any smaller?

Reality TV stars at the ASTRA Awards

American Idol Top 12 finalists party

These kids are killing us with cuteness

Meet the cast of Little Women New York

Kim Kardashian is a walking disaster

Bethenny, NeNe, & more out and about

RECAPS

Sheree Whitfield Is She By SheSingle

A triple dose of southern discomfort

Part one of the Pump Rules reunion

Love & Hip Hop needs some manners

Part one of the Mob Wives reunion

Gamble hosts a Murder Mystery Party

Moving on after L.A. on Dance Moms

Briana is engaged on Little Women LA

GOSSIP 

NeNe Leakes calls herself the “new” Joan Rivers

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is “art”… HAHA

Why is Taylor Armstrong filming a new show?

Don’t hold your breath waiting for Atlanta Exes

Some major real-life issues for a RHOC newbie

Kandi Burruss caught off guard by Phaedra Parks

Joe Giudice denies cheating on Teresa Giudice

Kendra Wilkinson scores yet another reality show

Photo Credit: Prince Williams/WireImage/Getty Images

Several readers have asked for an “open post” to chat about other shows and whatnot – feel free to do that here in the weekly wrap-up. Please note that the comment policy still applies. 😉

brandi glanville red lace

Brandi Glanville‘s new “business partner” Leeza Gibbons was a guest on her podcast, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered. The Celebrity Apprentice castmates dished on the show, their friendship, and how Brandi’s portrayal in the media – no thanks to Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills – is different than who she is in real life. Leeza played Brandi’s therapist for much of the show, and Brandi eventually confessed her behavior at the RHOBH reunion was horrible. 

Leeza agreed to be “semi-filtered” instead of “unfiltered,” which was a semi-shame because Brandi was on her best behavior and kept her trash-talking to a minimum, in lieu of fawning all over Leeza. 

Brandi blows a ton of smoke up the Celebrity Apprentice winner‘s butt, and the favor is returned by Leeza. Unfortunately. “You are the biggest surprise in my life,” gushes NuLisa, “Because you encourage me to drop the parts of me that are a little uptight. The parts of me that protect; the parts of me that need protecting.” Brandi repays the compliment by calling Leeza “clenched,” then laughs uproariously. She later teases Leeza about posing for Playboy. “Let’s get you naked!” she jokes. 

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Reality TV Stars Gretchen Rossi Asifa Mirza

Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.

Above: Gretchen Rossi shared, “Such a fun night with these beauties Leyla Milani and Asifa Mirza walking in the @pedramcouture fashion show! Thank you to @dressyourface for my amaze makeup and @henryzador for my fabulous hair last night! #Couture #Fashion #OverTheTopGlam #Bling #BigHair #GetGlamwithGretchen”

Below you will find photos from Yolanda Foster, Joseline Hernandez, Elena Gant, NeNe Leakes, Stassi Schroeder, Tamar Braxton, and more.

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