Reality Tea

Claudia Jordan and Demetria McKinney

Demetria McKinney reminds me of Lydia McLaughlin — a nice girl that sticks out like a sore thumb on Real Housewives. It is obvious why Claudia Jordan snatched up the peach that was rumored to be meant for Demetria. Claudia fits in on Real Housewives of Atlanta, though I’m not sure if that’s an insult or a compliment, but Demetria does not fit in. Not at all.

In her blog, Demetria discussed the madness in Puerto Rico, her apology to Phaedra Parks, the double standard within the group, and her performance.

Real Housewives of Atlanta is all about that drama! “These girls, these girls, these girls! My performance is approaching quickly and we’ve had nothing but shade, shadows, and pearl clutching the whole time,” said Demetria. “Really?! We are in Puerto Rico, why be so nasty and so rude?”

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Kim Zolciak is getting ready for vacation and is dying to get some opinions on her bikinis for said trip.  The Don’t Be Tardy star showed off her banging bikini body this afternoon and says she owes it, in large part, to her 310 shakes. 

Kim is among several celebrities like JWoww, Gretchen Rossi and others who have been promoting 310 nutritional shakes for a while now and giving them credit for helping to slim them down quickly and keep them in shape. 

Jon Gosselin Couples Therapy

He’s apparently a jack of all trades…or should I say a “Jon” of all trades? That’s right, folks! Jon Gosselin has yet another job he’s pursuing. To be honest, I couldn’t tell you what his career was before Jon & Kate Plus 8, but I’m sure it was something respectable and dad-like. Engineer? Data analyst? A quick Google search only seemed to highlight his latest endeavors.

After his early career, Jon became a reality star then a sadder reality star, then a fame monger, friend to Michael Lohan, dater of young hangers on, Ed Hardy sandwich board, solar panel installer, and, most recently, a waiter. That’s quite a shift in employment! So, what’s next on Jon’s resume?

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Kenya Moore and Brandi Glanville drink coffee for Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice continues to weed-out the calm players to make room for the drama to really roll out. And like a switch being flipped last night Kenya Moore set the wheels in motion. Finally – because we’ve been hearing about how so-called vicious this season was and I haven’t seen much evidence of that lately! 

Of course, most exciting was Joan Rivers appearing posthumously as an angel from fashion critique past. Awww… Joan, how we’ve missed you and your acerbic wit. I hope Heaven hasn’t made you any less caustic. 

It’s not that I’m disappointed by the rollicking hubris of Geraldo Riverabut at this point it’s as wholly predictable as Kate Gosselin being self-absorbed and bitchy. #BeenThereDoneThat! I’m starting to believe Geraldo is losing his touch because he’s been on the losing team two challenges in a row! Geraldo… don’t rest on your laurels!

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NeNe Leakes

NeNe Leakes apologized to Claudia Jordan on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. NeNe, as well as her minions, expected Claudia to lap it up.

I mean, in case you didn’t catch the first twenty times it was mentioned, it’s not every day that NeNe apologizes. <eye roll> Claudia was not as impressed as NeNe’s ego expected her to be and more words were exchanged.

NeNe took to her blog to make sure we understand that NeNe only apologized for choosing that time and that place to call Claudia a whore. Otherwise, NeNe said what she said, and she meant it. 

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B7zsr8mCIAAAIJVYes, you read that title right.  This is Kim Kardashian’s new book cover for “Selfish.”  The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star plans to release the book in May.   With this as the cover.  Seriously. 

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Several Reality Tea readers are outraged today after spotting racially insensitive ads popping up around Atlanta this weekend.  The ads feature The Real Housewives of Atlanta with “Black Wives Matter” as a tagline.  The ads are plastered all around the ATL and, as you can imagine, people are disgusted. 

Our readers who sent over several examples of the ads are wondering if Bravo could be behind such a crass rip-off of the “Black Lives Matter” movement.  I want to believe that Bravo has no idea this is going on! 

First, Bravo may do some truly tacky and outrageous things at times, but being racially insensitive in such an offensive way doesn’t seem plausible.  Second, while Bravo hasn’t bothered to update the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast photos in three seasons, this particular photo includes Porsha Williams.  Porsha is no longer a full time Housewife and was photoshopped out of this year’s cast photo and Claudia Jordan was pasted in.  And this “ad” photo also includes Demetria McKinney, who is also not a full time cast member.  So it looks like an “outside” job and most likely not Bravo’s doing.

Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney end their friendship

Last night there was a shift in the balance of equilibrium on Vanderpump Rules. No, Kristen Doute didn’t suddenly stop obsessing over Tom Sandoval – quite the contrary, actually – but Katie Maloney extracted herself from Stassi Schroeder and washed that bad friendship out of her hair. 

Everyone has returned from Miami in high spirits – Lisa Vanderpump is impressed they managed to take a vacation without killing Scheana. Tom 1 and Ariana Madix even believe Tom’s talk with Kristen has given her the closure she needs and everything is peaceful. That peace, is the quiet before the storm, sadly. 

Scheana Marie Almost Famous has anointed herself as diplomat of SUR and plans to ask Lisa for a raise after all the good work she did using penis straws to reunite the group. Poor Stassi is left out in the cold. She hasn’t just been shivering outside, pressing her face against the window and drooling over the fried goat cheese balls, she’s been beading! Stassi has been hustling! She’s not just living off her parents! Stassi’s real hustle is convincing people to actually interact with her. 

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