Kim Kardashian, who almost never smiles and always lacks a sparkle in her eyes, posted a rare picture of herself smiling on Twitter yesterday. Then she felt the need to point out 1) that she is smiling and 2) why that is such a rare occurrence. “See I do smile… even laugh on occasion,” she tweeted. “Not too often though because it causes wrinkles.”
Huh. I thought Kim was just too cool to smile since she married Kanye West. Or that he outlawed it, along with a colorful wardrobe for North and a tasteful wardrobe for Kim. Well, now that that is cleared up, check out pictures of the soulless ones wearing black and white and staring blankly into a camera, also known as the Kardashian Christmas party, below.
Is anyone confused about what is going on with Stassi Schroeder? She was always a delusional, self-righteous, self-important mess, but this season of Vanderpump Rules she is missing a link. Also, not getting it: Jax Taylor who continues to have terrible troubles with the truth!
Since Stassi doesn’t rank as important this season she doesn’t get a fancy trip to celebrate her birthday – instead it’s a wine tasting with all of her “friends” from SUR. Stassi believes this means she’s “growing up.” because she’s celebrating her birthday without tantrums and whiny hissyfits. OK, then.
Today Porsha Williams is responding to the news of her arrest after being pulled over for speeding and then busted for driving on a suspended license. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star tries to explain why she was speeding, but doesn’t really elaborate on the license situation, only to say that she DOES have one.
Porsha shares via Gossip Cop: “I was headed to visit my grandfather who is very ill with cancer in the hospital, and I was pulled over. I was wrong for speeding absolutely and apologize for putting anyone at risk.”
Bethenny hit the beach yesterday in a white string bikini and a huge floppy hat as she helped Bryn look for seashells and played around in the water.
Bethenny is taking the complete opposite approach with this relationship and keeping it as private as possible. We hardly ever see these two out and about together. Hopefully it will help this relationship survive a lot longer since no reality cameras will be tracking their every disagreement….
Porsha was booked and released after she posted a $1700 bond – and posed for a new mugshot. Poor Porsha probably can’t afford to hire a driver since RHOA took away her peach! She better find a new sugar daddy ASAP! Maybe she could move to NJ – Juicy Joe will be running a carpool for the next 15 months anyway…
Teen Mom star Maci Bookout and boyfriend Taylor McKinney are expecting their first child together. The pregnancy and birth of Maci’s first child, Bentley, was filmed for 16 & Pregnant. And then Maci continued to share her story on Teen Mom. Bentley is six years old now and as adorable as ever.
Speaking to In Touch, Maci said this pregnancy came as a HUGE shock. Huh. I’d be more shocked if she said she finished her classes at Chattanooga State Community College or paid her debt to the IRS, but I digress. Maci explained that she suffers from polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), adding, “I didn’t think that another pregnancy was possible.” Oops. Maci is due in June.
We can always count Vanderpump Rules for drama. At the center of the crazy is almost always Kristen Doute, but moving into the forefront this season is Katie Maloney. Despite the backlash, Kristen isn’t backing down from admitting the insanity – yeah, it’s real and authentic!
While home for the holidays, Kristen appeared on a local news show, wearing what can only be explained as dressing drunk, and she talked about how this season has been going and her advice for dealing with difficult work environments (don’t let your ex’s current girlfriend work with you too!).
Kristen says one thing that makes filming the show so stressful is the the public knows where to find them, because as part of appearing on the show they must actually work at SUR! And that’s not the only thing that’s real – all of the drama is authentic too.