So what's the big reveal? Elementary, my dear Watson! I've determined that Kim is just being a stellar fiance to Kanye West. All of this Instagram craziness is just her way to make us all realize that the tiny rapper's Bound 2 video is an actual work of art. I mean, compared to Kim's latest postings, it is…right? Slow clap, Kimmie. Slow. Clap.
On last night's episode of Teen Mom 2relationships changed, promises were made and marriages may have broken.
Jenelle Evans is on the pregnancy wagon again. After 16 seconds of dating, 14 seconds of them spent trying to get pregnant, she has finally conceived the spawn of Nathan Griffith: Instagram underwear model, timeshare hawker, and DUI accomplisher and now BIBLE reader. Nathan is dressed like Ned Flanders and staring listlessly at the Bible when Jenelle shoves a positive pregnancy test in his face. He labors over the screen for some time trying to figure out what it says before it dawns on him – he's gonna be a daddy. Again.
"Are you happy?" Jenelle monotones, expressionless. Nathan is overjoyed – he just has to get through the next nine months and 18 years of paychecks are his! He picks Jenelle up (barely) and spins her around, dollar signs flash in his eyes. To celebrate he dyes his hair platinum blonde.
Aviva starts off attempting to explain her comments and this whole book fiasco. Again. "perhaps wasn't the best choice of words and as a writer I should have known better, I suppose, but I still believe it was clear to everyone what I meant when I said, "it takes a village" to make a book. It does. I've said this all before – in the Acknowledgements of Leggy Blonde, on the show, in interviews. But the haters can’t seem to get past the phrase — and, you know, I don’t blame them; it sounds lame."
Disclaimer: Lilly shared the news just minutes into April Fool's Day. There were a few reasons we thought it was a joke – mainly Lilly and Dhar have only known each other for two months and the ring is almost as big as a hamster. But, if it's a joke, the "gotcha" has yet to come.
Last night on Real Housewives of New York the ladies took their petty drama and their over-exposed lady parts to the Hamptons. Oh! Oh! And LuAnn de Lesseps appeared. I missed her. Awwww…. Lu – welcome back, weekend mama!
Aviva Drescher has a tagalong no one likes. Because the only tagalongs anyone likes come in a Girl Scout's Cookie box. The other problem of course is that no one likes Aviva and that Amanda cannot hold her liquor or her tongue (seriously there were Brandi Glanville levels of slurring every time that woman spoke last night. I don't know what was droopier her boobs or her articulation!).
Joanna Tweeted, "Esotiq lingerie by Joanna Krupa sold in Europe. Fun day shooting my new ad campaign for my lingerie line Esotiq." Maybe this is why Joanna and Lilly Ghalichi have been spotted together around L.A.? They not only have Bravo in common, but swimgerie, too.
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Kenyacalled the cops on Porsha from the reunion set and accused her of grabbing her head and hitting her. Porsha reportedly left the reunion before taping wrapped and was fired on the spot from the show. There's some debate, however, about what actually happened. Porsha has yet to comment on the matter at all.
NeNe Leakes is the first to break the silence on the matter, telling TMZ that Kenya should not press charges against Porsha! "Kenya stupid! She need to fix her fake booty," NeNe quipped.