On last night's episode of 16 And Pregnant seventeen-year-old former Mormon Karley Shipley welcomed TWIN girls.
Karley and baby-daddy-turned-husband Tony are polar opposites; they met when straight-A student Karley tutored tatted-up bad boy jerk (aka Adam Lind 2.0) Tony, who ended up dropping out of high school – but at least he got learning in the ways of love.
After finding out she was pregnant, Karley and Tony decided to get married and they moved in with her parents. She switched to homeschooling and abandoned her plans to pursue a scholarship to University of Utah while Tony works full-time at an autobody shop. Sounds sweet, right? Nope! Tony just can't get his priorities straight. It turns out the couple was fighting when Karley found out she was pregnant and Tony thought she was lying to trap him. And this sounds like the perfect time to get married, right? Stability 101! Tony is glad, however, because he thinks the situation has made him grow up. If last night was a grown up Tony, then that's astonishing.
For today's installment of utterly ridiculous news featuring the Kardashians:
Khloe andKourtney Kardashian have filed criminal charges against a clown, Richie the Barber, who threw confetti at them. No, I'm not kidding. This family takes themselves way too seriously!! I understand that Khloe and Kourtney's personal space was violated, but surely they have something better to do with their time – maybe teach younger sister Kendall how to read – than worry about confetti in their hair.
"They were okay, they went in the car and drove away," Richie said about the incident, which was caught on camera for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. "Then the bodyguard came out to me. They called the cops and said it was battery, a hate crime, stuff like that. The cops came to talk to me and filed a report." TMZ reported that the cops "privately scoffed" at the complaint and did nothing to pursue the "frivolous" claims.
Kourtney and Khloe reportedly followed up with cops a few days ago – and announced that they now want to file criminal battery charges against Richie.
During the most recent Teen Mom 2reunion special,Adam Lind laughed off his obsession with cars and reckless driving, claimed he was done breaking the law, and insisted he was totally focused on working and setting a good example for his children, Aubree and Paislee. Adam also blasted Chelsea Houska for her past mistakes.
Adam was arrested Saturday for driving with a revoked license. He's still in jail – and his status is listed as "court services probation hold" on the jail records. Starcasm also reported that Adam lost his job several weeks ago, adding, "Which means he may find it difficult to get a work release permit like he has in the past." Way to set that good example, Adam!
For the last three years, Kim Zolciak has been pregnant on her birthday. So this year, her husband, Atlanta Falcon player Kroy Biermann, took her on a little getaway to celebrate, leaving all six kids at home. We are still guessing as to where the lovebirds went on their little getaway, but Kim shared lots of pics on Instagram along the way.
“So excited! High in the sky with this guy@kroybiermann … a short little getaway to celebrate my birthday tomorrow! 1st birthday in 3 years that I'm NOT pregnant!! #myhubbyisthebest,” Kim tweeted along with the photo above of the twosome on a plane.
So what else did her mystery destination birthday have in store?
"She has a problem with where the whole show is going. Last season was really dark," Porsha reported. "She said she feels like it's changed." Porsha also emphasized that if NeNe left the show it would be a mutual parting and that Bravo has no intention of firing one of their biggest stars.
Oh, Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, how you make Mondays worthwhile. While last night's episode was a bit boring in comparison to what we've been watching so far this season, at least their acting skills are improving…or maybe I had one too many glasses of wine. Yeah, that was probably it.
It's date night for Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J. He's trying to wine and dine her so she won't blow up at him when he tells her that their big wedding will have to wait until he's got more money in the bank. Beforehand, they discuss their big plans for a lavish wedding ceremony, and she doesn't seem to upset to postpone the party until they have more cash flow. She is, however, not happy that Stevie can't remember their actual anniversary. Funny, didn't she stumble over the date at her birthday party. Because Mona Scott Young won't grant me subtitles, I can't elaborate on what Joseline is whining about, but it has something to do with getting rid of her booking agent Dawn for not getting her any gigs. Stevie is worried she won't be able to separate out business and friendship when it comes to dealing with Dawn.
My, oh my! I dare you not to look at the above-picture and not get a little nauseous. Reality stars certainly love garnering attention while in various stages of undress, don't they? Geez. I'm always surprised at how I'm equal parts shocked that Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley have stayed together this long and convinced that they are will be together for eternity because, really, how perfect are they for one another? It's quite a conundrum.
Since quitting being asked to leave Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen does what every good cast off does…she builds her "brand" by putting her name on anything that will take it while shopping around a wedding spin-off series and promoting said "brand" at a slew of D-list parties where formal attire is akin to some lyrca triangles and floss. It's hard life, people. A hard life.