Last night on Real Housewives of New York the ladies took their petty drama and their over-exposed lady parts to the Hamptons. Oh! Oh! And LuAnn de Lesseps appeared. I missed her. Awwww…. Lu – welcome back, weekend mama!
Aviva Drescher has a tagalong no one likes. Because the only tagalongs anyone likes come in a Girl Scout's Cookie box. The other problem of course is that no one likes Aviva and that Amanda cannot hold her liquor or her tongue (seriously there were Brandi Glanville levels of slurring every time that woman spoke last night. I don't know what was droopier her boobs or her articulation!).
Joanna Tweeted, "Esotiq lingerie by Joanna Krupa sold in Europe. Fun day shooting my new ad campaign for my lingerie line Esotiq." Maybe this is why Joanna and Lilly Ghalichi have been spotted together around L.A.? They not only have Bravo in common, but swimgerie, too.
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Kenyacalled the cops on Porsha from the reunion set and accused her of grabbing her head and hitting her. Porsha reportedly left the reunion before taping wrapped and was fired on the spot from the show. There's some debate, however, about what actually happened. Porsha has yet to comment on the matter at all.
NeNe Leakes is the first to break the silence on the matter, telling TMZ that Kenya should not press charges against Porsha! "Kenya stupid! She need to fix her fake booty," NeNe quipped.
Lisa begins, "Well, as we come to the final conclusion of this tumultuous season, I wonder have all the questions been answered? You have been promised and assured that the many things would come to light and the puppeteer would be exposed — if not in the season then maybe the reunion. Well I am sorry to disappoint, the endless angry diatribe was just that, a plethora of ridiculous comments and mindless accusations. Of course, we have all made mistakes, and that is the reason for this yearly debate — to work them out. I am mystified as to why certain Housewives have not honored their commitments with regard to blogging. Don't they want to hear what you have to say? Of course it takes time, but it is an opportunity to explain your reasoning — and it's your duty to to those who watch."
I know Yandy Smith is a happy camper this week…even if she's slightly poorer because of it. The Love & Hip Hop star's fiance is out of jail, thanks in part to her $200,000 bail pledge. That's right, y'all! Medicine Mendeecees Harris is a free man. Well, kind of…and VH1 was there to capture the moment. Of course they were!
On Monday, Yandy walked into federal court in Rochester, New York and put up $200,000 of Mendeecees' $600,000 bond package. Later that day, Mendeecees was released from Yates County Jail where he's been, um, residing, for over a year. Does this mean Yandy will have more of a story line next season? I kid, I kid. I know she's happy to have him back home with his kids.
I want to feel sorry for Abby Lee Miller because I know she's going through a very rough time on this season's Dance Moms due to her mother's failing health, but I can't help but feel she'd be just as hateful and horrible if her life was all raindrops on roses and whiskers on stuffed dogs. Abby is trying to keep her mind off of things by focusing on a photo shoot for MacKenzie and auditioning dancers for upcoming music video. This should be rich.
In the pyramid, Maddie is on the bottom, followed by MacKenzie, Kendall, Chloe, and Nia. Maddie looks like she may vomit until Abby reveals that they are all on the same level for doing such a great job. Kalani is on the top of the pyramid for being the overall high scoring soloist. Abby reminds the girls and their mothers that she will be introducing her new team to the studio at some point soon. She then delves into the fact that her mom is dying, and Melissa interrupts to share how much she loves Mrs. Miller. Maddie and Chloe are in tears as Abby hugs them and reminds them how much she loves children. Maddie and Chloe have grown up with Mrs. Miller, and I can't believe this damn show has me crying in the first five minutes. I've hit a new low.
No, this isn't an April Fool's Day joke! We freely admit that we giveTamra Barney (aka Tamra Judge) a lot of crap on a daily basis throughout every season on Real Housewives of Orange County. She may be one of our snark targets, but we have to give credit when credit is due.
A few of us first noticed it when the new cast photos came out – Tamra, now 46, was looking youthful and glowy – and not just airbrush/Photoshop glowy. The feisty RHOC star is looking fit and fantastic. We don't know if the transformation is since she opened up C.U.T. Fitness or if marriage is just looking this good on her or what..but she has never looked better. (And kudos to Tamra for not hacking up her face or pumping it full of Botox right before the season starts.)