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Newlyweds Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge were Andy Cohen's guests on Watch What Happens Live following the finale of Tamra's OC Wedding

Wedding planner Diann Valentine served the drinks.

Let's jump right in and get the absolute worst of it out of the way. Andy insisted on rehashing the stripper drama. Of course. We saw it all play out on TV – a penis (not Eddie's) in Tamra's ear and a boob (not Tamra's) in Eddie's mouth – and my eyeballs will never be the same.

Andy begged for all the tacky (Tamra's specialty) details.

Eddie said he was "blown away" over the penis to his wife-to-be's ear. Tamra shrugged it off, saying she certainly didn't enjoy it, unlike Eddie in Vegas. I refuse to talk about Eddie's boner again. Let's just say that Tamra's opinion of the incident definitely has not changed. 


Melissa Gorga Penny

Melissa Gorga took to her Bravo blog this week to share her thoughts on the cheating rumors, or at least to talk about who was spreading them around more.  Melissa says that she doesn't trust everything Penny had to say this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey

Melissa tries to convince us that bumping into Penny at dinner was a total shock, "The talk with Penny. Joe and I thought we were going out to a nice dinner. I had no idea she’d be there. We were just as surprised as you were to see her sitting at the bar."  Biting.My.Tongue.



Last week's explosive episode of Teen Mom 3 was exhausting to watch. Alex Sekella and Matt McCann do not belong together – not in a relationship, not in the same house, not on the same street. Nothing. No amount of therapy will fix this toxic relationship. 

This week on Teen Mom 3, Alex and Matt come face to face for the first time since their fight.  Also, Briana DeJesus loses her live-in nanny for a week, Mackenzie Douthit and Josh McKee return to the rodeo, and Katie Yeager models in a fashion show.

Katie's nervous about walking the runway in a wedding dress  and – gasp! – lingerie. She feels self-conscious about her post-baby body and wonders if Joey Maes still finds her attractive. A friend tries to boost Katie's self-esteem, adding, "You're the mother of his child, I'm sure that's a thousand times sexier than just being his girlfriend." 



It's on the horizon… it's a'comin… the formal return of KYLE RICHARDS. Oh heaven – start building your wine supply now. 

Last night Bravo announced that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will premiere November 4th right on the heels of the never-ending Real Housewives of New Jersey. We have two more months of that show?! 

The rumored RHOBH cast is Kyle, Kim Richards, Brandi Glanville, Lisa, Yolanda Foster, and newbie Joyce Giraud. It's uncertain if Taylor Armstrong will return as a full-time HW, rumors state she'll be downgraded to a 'Friend of the Housewife'. There's also a possibility that Carlton Gebbia will be joining as a 'Friend'.  

Sticking to the same formula as last season, Vanderpump Rules will premiere on the same night immediately following RHOBH. "Yes pump rules is back….run for cover," Lisa tweeted. It appears from the brief VPR preview that the same cast of characters are returning. All hail yummy Peter.



Last night's episode of Real Housewives of Miami was all about mama drama. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team and go to an evil haunted mansion filled with the ghosts of friendship's (kitchen's) past. Or a Russian grocery store with the living embodiment of Julia Child's voice. 

Things began last night with Lisa Hochstein's everlasting nightmare; an unpleasant reminder of the things we do for money… errrrr… I mean love. And boobs! Lisa's inlaws are in town and her mother-in-law, Marina, lives to torture her.

Marina doesn't appreciate Fembot's fully constructed fabulosity. If only she had read that instruction manual Lenny faxed over, but Marina doesn't do new-fangled. She also doesn't understand what exactly Fembot does. I mean she doesn't work and she just swans around advertising her son's reconstruction prowess. Was anyone else aware that Lenny was the best plastic surgeon in the world?!

Anyway, Lisa's other major drawback is that she doesn't cook and she's not Russian. Score 0 for the daughter-in-law from Canada! Among the many ways Marina tries to destroy Fembot is by force feeding her fried fish. The horror had Lisa needing Xanax and colonics for weeks. Fembot wonders if Marina will ever like her, but you can tell she really doesn't care! Nor does Marina for that matter, who still believes she runs the show. All shows. Maybe she should take over Bravo. 


Teresa Giudice

After the rehash of the rehash of the Melissa Gorga cheating rumors on this week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice explains why they are still blaming her for everything and choosing to believe a known pot-stirrer.

Teresa starts out explaining that Joe Gorga and Melissa need to learn the right approach to dealing with rumors when you're on TV.  "Unfortunately when you're on TV, people want what you have. They want to be on TV too and they'll do anything to make it happen or they just want to take you down because they're sick of watching you. I get it. I've seen it happen now on every season of every Housewives show in every city. It's not fun to be the target, but it comes with the territory. The problem is when newer cast members join and get attacked, they can freak out like Melissa and Joey were. You have to stay united and refuse to let any strangers break you down. But I get that it's hard. It shouldn't be hard for family to believe family over strangers, but…" 



I bet y'all didn't think Bravo could effectively squish all of Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge's wedding insanity into three hours worth of Bravo fluff.  Heck, if you're like me, you may be wondering how they managed to draw out Tamra's OC Wedding into three long episodes. Well, whatever your thoughts, I hope you soaked in all the Disney princess magic of last night's "limited series finale."  I love what this network tries to make "a thing."  Stop trying to make fetch happen, Bravo! Sorry, I thought a Mean Girls reference was the perfect wedding gift for Tamra, as she's the original Housewives version!

Tamra's poor wedding planner Diann Valentine is getting frustrated and freaked out by the bride-to-be.  First of all, Tamra doesn't have the place settings finalized, and she informs Diann that her wedding dresses won't be delivered until the morning of the big day…which is in 72 hours.  Tamra can't be bothered by Diann's worries because she's got an appointment at the Pretty Kitty to get her Britney waxed.  She's a Brazilian virgin, y'all!  I'm shocked! Accompanying Tamra on her big day are her mom and two gay friends. While her mom waits with a rented bridesmaid in the lobby, Ricky and Julius are in the waxing room helping contort Tamra's legs for the hair ripping festivities.  

That evening, Tamra and Eddie's family and friends are gathering for an outdoor rehearsal dinner.  True to form, Tamra's brother is in attendance with his Mason of moonshine. Heather Dubrow doesn't do "communal booze in a jar" but Terry and Vicki Gunvalson find it super tasty.  Tamra corners her brother about a moonshine ban for the wedding day, and he reveals that they will be partying to celebrate her big day with Eddie.  A tearful Kenny shares that Eddie brings out the best in Tamra, and she apologizes for torturing him during their childhood.  After they hug and make amends, Vicki feels the need to make a teary toast which is thankfully interrupted by a drunken Terry's inappropriateness.  "Tongue!" he cries as Vicki goes fawns over Tamra mere centimeters from her friend's face.


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