You know, of all of the reality stars in all of the franchises in the far-reaching corners of Bravo Land, the one I'd be the most frightened to feud with is Real Housewives of Atlanta'sNeNe Leakes. Not only does she have a sharp tongue, she's a legit heavy hitter after making the jump from Bravolebrity to bona fide television actress. Sure, The New Normal has been canceled, but, you know what, so was a gem known as Malibu Country.
That said, Wendy Williams apparently didn't get the memo–and she's supposedly friends (albeit maybe former) with the Neenster! After whisperings of discord between the ladies, Wendy is trying to set the record straight, saying that rumors of tension between the two are totally exaggerated.
Last night's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey was about reinventing the old and making it new again. Make new frienemies, but keep the old… one is faux marble and the other is faux leopard!
Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita made up and by that I mean they vowed not to appear at anymore reunions wearing dresses where the sequins turned into poison darts and and scream cheating accusations at each other's husbands. So by making amends they decided to keep each other's secrets…
Oh and Jacqueline shed her old stripper skin in favor of some new skin that didn't have washed up tacky tattoos on it. When did getting plastic surgery become a requisite Housewives storyline?
Things begin with Teresa and Jacqueline continuing with their "tawk". Jacqueline is clearly flustered because she forgot her translucent powder and her blotting papers. Girl was shiny as a gold lame and her hair was all mussed. Maybe she and Teresa had some sort of knock-down, drag-out, rolling on the table brawl and the footage was accidentally damaged when some Fabellini got tossed on it and that's why we didn't see it? That would explain Jacq's shininess…
Perhaps things are turning around in the romance department for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville.The wild and brash reality star gets most of the material for her books from her hilariously sad love life, but apparently that could be changing.
While Brandi's been seen out and about with a new beau, her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his former mistress/current wife LeAnn Rimes are following in Brandi's footsteps and prepping for their own reality show creatively titled "LeAnn & Eddie." This is going to be good, y'all. So good! LeAnn's twitter handle may as well be "I'm THE BEST bonus mom EVER" due to the sheer volume of photos she posts of her step-sons on the social media site, but will we get a chance to see her stellar parenting skills on the small screen?
Let's start with Brandi's new boyfriend, shall we?
Kim Kardashian and her baby daddy are still blathering on about selling or not selling daughter North West'sbaby photos. We've been hearing these "reports" (code for "Kris Jenner hopes"?) that baby Kimye's first pictures could fetch up to $3 million dollars. Kanye made it pretty clear he doesn't want to share her at all and they've been keeping her under wraps.
Melissa Gorga hasn't commented onTeresa Giudice's indictment situation, but tonight on WWHL she declared that she's got Teresa's back and that the kids are the #1 priority. Melissa also claimed that no one believes the cheating allegations Jan is accusing her of next week, so she doesn't want to give it attention.
Melissa on the Real Housewives of New Jersey family retreat: "It was so stressful. we went from rock bottom to hugging it out to drinking. I was so relieved that it was better. I feel like we are better together and I fee like everyone likes to see us together anyway. It's just more fun. It's better, it's easy. We have a lot in common, as much as we don't have in common, we have stuff in common as well. We just have a good time together."
With the Gorgadice families on the mend, the Gorgas and the Giudices strive to spend quality time together by taking a bus trip. HA! Unfortunately little pitchers have big ears and even less filters!
In other news, Teresa and Jacqueline Laurita continue to struggle with their relationship as Teresa confronts Jacqueline. Teresa also hosts a charity event. And finally, some of Jacqueline's decisions raise some eyebrows with Chris!
Tomorrow night is the second half of the Love & Hip Hop Atlanta reunion. I'll be honest, I'm a bit sad that the season has come to end. Whose bad decisions (and fashion choices) are going to make me feel better about themselves? Oh, that's right. Basketball Wives is returning soon, so I should be good!
On the final installment of the reunion, Mona Scott Young questions Rasheeda and Kirk Frost on the status of the marriage, and she dishes with Shay about the current state of her friendship with benefits with Lil' Scrappy. Something tells me that Erica Dixon isn't going to like what she has to say!
We'll be treated to a K. Michelle performance, and a "heartfelt" apology from Stevie J. to Mimi Faust. That should be entertaining! Can't wait? Check out clips from tomorrow night's debacle after the jump!
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