Reality Tea

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In Brandi Glanville’s latest blog, she breaks down this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  She gives her theory on the three personalities of Lisa Rinna, bashes Eileen Davidson for her dramatics, apologizes for slapping Lisa Vanderpump and says we’re all hypocrites and filled with double standards.  And she announces her new wine. 

Brandi starts by explaining that who you travel with can set the tone for the entire trip and she wasn’t having a good time with these ladies.  “I think you can see that at this point of the trip I was just over it and wanted to be home with my family. I was really just phoning it in at this point and tired of the constant bickering, fakeness, hypocrisy, and overdone soap-opera dramatics.”

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On last night’s Little Women LA, Joe Gnoffo joins the group for a night in New Orleans, Christy McGinty and Todd Gibel bicker and make up, and Briana Mason and Matt take their relationship to the next level. But this group of ladies is not having it. And when I say they are not having it, I mean: NOT HAVING IT.

Still in the Crescent City arguing over psychics and demon possession and Christianity, the ladies are once again divided. After Christy, Tonya Banks, Traci Harrison and Erik run off in terror at the presentation of gifts Briana brought home from her psychic reading, they hold hands and pray so the devil won’t git ‘em. These forward-thinking gals would have done well in 1600s New England. They could have hosted mini-witch burnings at tiny little stakes in their yards, yo. Briana gives Terra and Todd “fertility” gifts, which Todd graciously thanks her for despite his wife’s crazy behavior.

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Last night the ladies of The Real Housewives of Melbourne and the cast of Dance Moms hit the red carpet for the 2015 ASTRA Awards

Chyka Keebaugh, Janet Roach, Gamble Breaux, Lydia Schiavello, Pettifleur Berenger, Jackie Gillies and Gina Liano all stepped out in their sparkly Housewifey-ish numbers.   Lydia even had a special “Wow” necklace made for the occasion. 

Also down under and in attendance for the awards show was Dance Moms’ Abby Lee Miller, along with Maddie Ziegler and several other dancers from the show. 

Giuliana Rancic hosted the event, probably hoping to hide out for a little while as things cool down from her Zendaya debacle and while we wait to hear who’ll replace Kelly O

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Last week it was confirmed that Hollywood Exes will not be returning for another season on VH1, which had many fans asking if Atlanta Exes would suffer the same fate.  Cast member Tameka Raymond shared her thoughts on the subject and it sounds a little like fans shouldn’t hold their breath! 

Tameka dished about her experience with the reality show and whether or not it’s returning for a second season. 

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Holy cleavage! The first installment of last night’s Mob Wives reunion was a giant boob parade. Vivica Fox hosts, and I’m hoping she has a better handle on these broads than she did on Krayonce. Drita D’avanzo is the only one who doesn’t look like she’s hosting Kim Kardashian’s ass on her chest. Natalie Guercio is wearing what can only be described as a chain metal gladiator suit complete with suspenders to cover her nips. She claims it’s her warrior look, but she’s not going to be fighting anyone when she has to constantly fiddle with her hands to keep her girls from warranting their own black bar. Renee Graziano is sporting a boot-cast on her foot, and she jokes that Drita finally came after her. Oh, if only the whole reunion could be this cheery!

Karen Gravano’s return is addressed, and Renee admits that it was nice to have some support after feuding with her other friends. Natalie cites her loyalty to last season’s Alicia as the reason for her social media beef. Karen finds it ridiculous that Alicia is so upset that her father killed the father-in-law she never met. Yeah, that’s fair, right? Karen knows that these mob wannabes are just trying to ride her big Mafia coattails. Renee reminds us that you can be loyal to one friend without trashing another, but the wannabes will never be “about this life,” a phrase which may need its own t-shirt line (if one of the ladies hasn’t already beat me to it). Again, remind why these family ties are worthy of such pride? Renee can’t even. Literally.

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Remember the fight at last year’s Love & Hip Hop Atlanta reunion, the one where an allegedly cracked-out Joseline Hernandez assaulted Althea Eaton? After getting fired from the show, Althea filed a lawsuit against Joseline.

Benzino also accused producers orchestrating the fight for ratings (then firing him and Althea for speaking-out)! According to testimony, Joseline doesn’t disagree. #ConvenientDefense

Joseline just filmed a deposition where her attorney asks her – under oath – how real her behavior is on L&HH:ATL and Joseline outs the show as being completely fake! 

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Joe Giudice is at home supposedly holding down the fort while his wife Teresa Giudice serves her 15 months in prison, but unfortunately drinking and cheating allegations keep plaguing Juicy.

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey star is speaking out to deny he is being unfaithful while his wife goes without hair and makeup in the clink. According to a recent report Joe was spotted with a woman named Jamie Jackson, a 30-year-old “party girl” who was drunk enough to make-out with Juicy all over Atlantic City with cameras present. Is anyone that desperate?  

Joe denies cheating on Teresa with Jamie, and says the rumors are baseless. “I met this girl twice and nothing went on,” he insists. 

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Hot on the heels of very public feud with her former beau Kanye West, the spurned Amber Rose is being “inundated” with reality TV deals! Is she ready to tell what she knows about the twisted world of Kim Kardashian and Kanye?

Amber has been facing a lot of heat from the Keeping Up With The Kardashians family, which started when she commented that 17-year-old Kylie Jenner shouldn’t be dating the very adult Tyga. As a result her reputation has been called into question and she’s faced repeated insults from the family, which is especially hard to take given that Kanye reportedly cheated on Amber with Kim

Sources say Amber is done keeping her mouth shut, and wants to get paid to tell-all. 

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